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Stop calling him friggin Kermit!
He's tallHe's FrenchHe's never on the benchKermorgant, KermorgantLloyd Weber eat your bloody heart out
He scores with his left,he scores with his right,he scores with his head too, that Yann is alright!
He eats frogsHe eats snailsHe's fucking hard as nailsKermongant Kermongant
"Big Yann Kermogant tra la la la la"as in the Chris Bart Williams (boney m ) ditty
Im pretty sure he's got a song. Super super yann super yann kermorgant.Although i do like we love u Kermit we do just to upset the sensitive ones.
We KERMO gant smile without youWe KERMO gant laugh and we KERMO gant singYou are the player that helps us to win.I'll get my coat!
He's big, he's French, he's really fucking hench, Kermorgant, kermorgant
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He's French
He's never on the bench
Kermorgant, Kermorgant
Lloyd Weber eat your bloody heart out
Ooh Ah
Ooh Ah
Yann Kermorgant
Ooh Ah Yann Kermorgant
Which rhymes quite nicely with the correct pronunciation, to the tune of the 'Marseillaise'
Nana nananana heeeyy heeeyy yann kermorgant
Yann Kermorgant, Kermorgant, Yann Kermorgant
Repeat
He eats snails
He's fucking hard as nails
Kermongant Kermongant
We KERMO gant laugh and we KERMO gant sing
You are the player that helps us to win.
I'll get my coat!
Super super yann super yann kermorgant.
Although i do like we love u Kermit we do just to upset the sensitive ones.
Super Yann, to the tune of Clive Mendonca, sorted.
Who's that scoring goals and he's French
It's Yann Kermorgant...It's Yann Kermorgant!