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  • Why????? I'ts always me....................
  • Ive just had a sex wee!
  • Now that you have started reading this you cannot stop or you will be brutally murdered.
    To stop this from happening you must post this to 10 of your friends , run through the town centre naked and press f5.
    This is true so please do it otherwise Jenny will get you.
    Blah....Blah.....Blah
  • GOOD LUCK EVERYONE !!~~This year October has 5 Mondays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This Happens once every 823years. This is called money bags. So copy this to your status and money will arrive within 4days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui. The one who does not copy, will be without money.

    Once every 823 years? Go buy a fecking diary. That's me skint then.

  • What time we got Jeremy Kyle in the morning ?
  • I'm an engaged man don't you know.
  • Sat in the hospital with my poorly boyfriend xx
    *** ********* Is he ok ? 
    ***** ****** Yeah he's fine thanks xxx



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  • Laura - Really Upset, Feel like I'm about to cry.

    John  - You Ok ?!

    Laura - Yes, Fine

    Jane - Hope your Ok ?? xx

    Laura - Inbox Me Now!!! xx

  • having a curry tonight with roy walker
  • having a curry tonight with roy walker
    It's good but it's not right.
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  • My neighbour is standing topless at her window....nice

     

  • My neighbour is standing topless at her window....nice

     

    Is that the pensioner neighbour ?
  • My neighbour is standing topless at her window....nice

     

    Is that the pensioner neighbour ?
    Thats the one, she's tucking them in her socks!
  • corrrrrrrrrr  !!!
  • I can't believe they're back together again, after all the shit that's just gone between them!

    ...my arse cheeks, that is.. :)

  • I can't believe they're back together again, after all the shit that's just gone between them!

    ...my arse cheeks, that is.. :)

    thought you were referring to DA9's neighbours tatties 
  • BFR is unsure about something...


    What?

     

    Why????? I'ts always me....................

    What?

    I'm worried about both of you.

  • Gonna put on my disco dress, the one with a pouch and no pockets
  • paris at the weekend with melanie sykes
  • Why????? I'ts always me....................




    Awww... what's up babe?

     

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  • Gonna put on my disco dress, the one with a pouch and no pockets
    dungarees?
  • Read this link about how illegal immigrants are being given michelin star free meals on wheels, delivered in a gold plated Ferrari by the ghosts of Elvis Presley and John Lennon, while our dear old Nan's can't even afford a tin of catfood... makes my blood boil. Please repost this if you are a gulible racist idiot who is prepared to believe anything they read about foreigners being to blame for all the country's woes....  

  • Read this link about how illegal immigrants are being given michelin star free meals on wheels, delivered in a gold plated Ferrari by the ghosts of Elvis Presley and John Lennon, while our dear old Nan's can't even afford a tin of catfood... makes my blood boil. Please repost this if you are a gulible racist idiot who is prepared to believe anything they read about foreigners being to blame for all the country's woes....  

    I'm tempted to actually post that
  • Please
    copy & paste this bollocks to your status if you are constantly 
    being asked to copy & paste some bollocks to your status by friends 
    who copy & paste bollocks to their status. Many people won't copy 
    & paste this bollocks but my true sarcastic friends will copy & 
    paste this utter bollocks
    Cheers Beds, posted this on my status...no...really!
  • Gonna put on my disco dress, the one with a pouch and no pockets
    dungarees?

    Hey .... thats no fair !!!
  • Read this link about how illegal immigrants are being given michelin star free meals on wheels, delivered in a gold plated Ferrari by the ghosts of Elvis Presley and John Lennon, while our dear old Nan's can't even afford a tin of catfood... makes my blood boil. Please repost this if you are a gulible racist idiot who is prepared to believe anything they read about foreigners being to blame for all the country's woes....  


    And they are allowed to wear their national football shirts in the pub when doing so.
  • Please
    copy & paste this bollocks to your status if you are constantly 
    being asked to copy & paste some bollocks to your status by friends 
    who copy & paste bollocks to their status. Many people won't copy 
    & paste this bollocks but my true sarcastic friends will copy & 
    paste this utter bollocks
    1 of the best comments I have ever seen on this forum!!!!
  • Got sexually assaulted on the train on the way in to work LOL

  • Got sexually assaulted on the train on the way in to work LOL


    You romantic old bugger
  • Got sexually assaulted on the train on the way in to work LOL

    LMAO, unlucky.
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