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  • ov all da ppl i wud neva of fort it wud ave bin u. get out my life 4eva.

     

     

    Have you just copied that from a text on your mobile? :-)
  • Stuffing a pork sausage into some jelly
  • I thought I blocked you??
    You don't even have a facebook, what do you know!?

    PS Send me your mobile number?
  • "If you dont love me at my best, dont accept me at my worst"

    Or some other similar bullshit quote the attention seeking whores like to put

  • Can't wait for my holiday soon.

    Will post full details shortly for all you watching burglars.

  • Gary has been tagged in the album Ibiza 2011

    delete

  • 'smashed.com'

     

    F**k off

  • 36 Sleeps till Edinburgh. Woop woop!
  • "So proud of my litle princess for going potty on her own. She is amazing and i love her so much"

    Leave it aht you schhllaaggg

    or

    "Im a great mother, because i look after my child!"

    You are supposed to ffs!

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  • Only two more sleeps until Tranmere!
  • edited October 2011
    Toronto is amazing. There are cheerleaders and the cheerleaders serve beer and peanuts and the beer and peanuts are the best beer and peanuts I've ever had and the cheerleaders are amazing and I'm watching a game of American football!!
  • 36 Sleeps till Edinburgh. Woop woop!
    BOOM!
  • TOWIE.

    Marco is a dreamboat.

    Don't like the bearded old f***er though trying to be in wiv dem.

  • i ad enuf of dows ejeet gurls dat chat lik der jus 5 year old an dont no chit bout ow 2 spel an breevate evryting an inteljint peepol av 2 try an figa it owt all da time. INIT! 
  • Pay Soljers Footballers Wages!!!

  • I now have 3 sheep, 12 cows, 4 pigs and an illegal gypsy site on my farm.................
  • eey eye eey aye ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  • "That satisfied feeling when you do one long poo and you dont need to wipe as it comes out clear".

    Or something like that.
    Yep a lifer wrote that. 

    Ah The Ghosty!
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  • Please
    copy & paste this bollocks to your status if you are constantly
    being asked to copy & paste some bollocks to your status by friends
    who copy & paste bollocks to their status. Many people won't copy
    & paste this bollocks but my true sarcastic friends will copy &
    paste this utter bollocks
  • dislike facebook
  • You're invited to yet another event/birthday/gig that you couldnt give a shit about and theres no way in hell you'll be going to

    Response ..... 'Maybe'
  • Please
    copy & paste this bollocks to your status if you are constantly 
    being asked to copy & paste some bollocks to your status by friends 
    who copy & paste bollocks to their status. Many people won't copy 
    & paste this bollocks but my true sarcastic friends will copy & 
    paste this utter bollocks
  • Please
    copy & paste this bollocks to your status if you are constantly 
    being asked to copy & paste some bollocks to your status by friends 
    who copy & paste bollocks to their status. Many people won't copy 
    & paste this bollocks but my true sarcastic friends will copy & 
    paste this utter bollocks
  • Charltonlife is going to start charging to use it soon CLIT Gold will be £14.99 per month CLIT Silver will be £9.99 and CLIT will be £4.99 p/m this cannot be allowed, they change the format, then something else, post this message on your status if you agree.
  • Vinnie has had a cull. If you didn't make the grade it doesn't necessarily mean you're a c**t. But, chances are............

     

    Pissed off a lot of people i don't care about and haven't seen for 20 years.

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  • Me so silly :)

     

    *Attaches picture of self pulling funny face in a mirror*

  • BFR is unsure about something...
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