In the car keeping kids occupied by running through alphabet on animals, plants etc.. get to 'D' on birds and the Mrs answers 'Dildo'. She wouldn't have it that she was thinking of a Dodo. Had to let her have it (no pun intended) and explain later.
My misses was a Chelsea supporter for 20 odd years and knows as much about football and what's going on in the leagues if not more than me. She got very dissolusioned after Ambromrvich took over and started splashing cash and sort of lost interest. When Chelsea spent 50 million on Torres it was the last straw. Then she saw how excited i was when SCP came in (whom she has a lot of respect for) and she has always been a bit jealous of my pride in Charltons off field achievements, she asked a few weeks later.
"Darling, do you mind if i follow Charlton from now on"
"Of course not" said I "We are your kind of club after all"
Told my ex Peter Schmeichel's first name was Michael, when ever footy came up in conversation, she would always say she likes the Man U goalie Michael Schmichael. What a laugh it was when she found out the truth............
My misses was a Chelsea supporter for 20 odd years and knows as much about football and what's going on in the leagues if not more than me. She got very dissolusioned after Ambromrvich took over and started splashing cash and sort of lost interest. When Chelsea spent 50 million on Torres it was the last straw. Then she saw how excited i was when SCP came in (whom she has a lot of respect for) and she has always been a bit jealous of my pride in Charltons off field achievements, she asked a few weeks later.
"Darling, do you mind if i follow Charlton from now on"
"Of course not" said I "We are your kind of club after all"
My misses was a Chelsea supporter for 20 odd years and knows as much about football and what's going on in the leagues if not more than me. She got very dissolusioned after Ambromrvich took over and started splashing cash and sort of lost interest. When Chelsea spent 50 million on Torres it was the last straw. Then she saw how excited i was when SCP came in (whom she has a lot of respect for) and she has always been a bit jealous of my pride in Charltons off field achievements, she asked a few weeks later.
"Darling, do you mind if i follow Charlton from now on"
"Of course not" said I "We are your kind of club after all"
Then we lost 11 on the bounce.
Is she still hanging in there or have you since banned her?
Told my ex Peter Schmeichel's first name was Michael, when ever footy came up in conversation, she would always say she likes the Man U goalie Michael Schmichael. What a laugh it was when she found out the truth............
Brilliant! One of the Jewish Schmeichel's no doubt!
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For an easy life I said he works part time for both...
In the car keeping kids occupied by running through alphabet on animals, plants etc.. get to 'D' on birds and the Mrs answers 'Dildo'. She wouldn't have it that she was thinking of a Dodo. Had to let her have it (no pun intended) and explain later.
And the one that always bloody irks me, "If you bothered learning Latin you'd understand"
My misses was a Chelsea supporter for 20 odd years and knows as much about football and what's going on in the leagues if not more than me.
She got very dissolusioned after Ambromrvich took over and started splashing cash and sort of lost interest. When Chelsea spent 50 million on Torres it was the last straw.
Then she saw how excited i was when SCP came in (whom she has a lot of respect for) and she has always been a bit jealous of my pride in Charltons off field achievements, she asked a few weeks later.
"Darling, do you mind if i follow Charlton from now on"
"Of course not" said I "We are your kind of club after all"
Then we lost 11 on the bounce.
What a laugh it was when she found out the truth............
Me. "Baby, do you mind if i go to the playoff Semi final?"
Her. "No of course not when is it?"
Me "Thanks Honey, it's on your Birthday."
Her "You can go if you want"
Me "Really? You won't get the hump?"
Her "No of course not."
She did. Massively. Say what you mean Woman!
Me: "We have just sold our 1st choice goalkeeper to Newcastle"
Her: "Oh right............ What position is he going to play?
I'll give you 3 guesses what happens if I do!
"It's selfish of you not to let me do what I want"
I'll give you 3 guesses what happens if I do!
"It's selfish of you not to let me do what I want"
I'll give you 3 guesses what happens if I do!
I'll give you 3 guesses what happens if I do!
Me: Do you know what the capital of Germany is?
Her: obviously...*tuts*.........
Me: Go on then, what is it?
Her: Belgium
True story