Driving or riding a bike in London is like a daily competition, people are constantly trying to out-wanker each other. It doesn't matter if you drive or ride like a wanker because there is always a bigger wanker out there who is capable of doing a better job of being a complete wanker than yourself.
I arrived at my "out-wankerism theory" as at one point I deliberately chose to ride according to that thing, what's it called? Oh yes! The Highway code!! Anyway, during this experiment not only did I lose all faith in humans as redeemable, sentient, compassionate beings, I myself became the ultimate wanker. No, I shan't turn left without signaling, Yes I will wait patiently at traffic lights. I mean, who the hell does that anyway? The truth is that this is London and to drive or ride in London you have to be a bit of a wanker anyway. Seriously, no other country in the World is mental enough to let cyclists on the road, most cycle paths in Germany and Holland are on the pavement, in Japan cyclist and pedestrians share the pavement without a problem but we can't do this in London and do you know why? Because we are all complete wankers.
Rant over.
after writing this masterpiece on the cyclist thread .... VFR YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO LEAVE
This.
Double this, I see it day in day out around central London.
I looked at the twitter link - bizarre. Seems as though the fella is addicted to posting stuff and wants to curtail his "web presence". Fair enough, just a bit bizarre to want to tell everyone about it on the web!
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Why not if thats what he wants whats the big deal
this all feels a bit like the end of... "one flew over the cuckoo's nest" to me, when the indian geezer finally broke free.
good on ya son, run and never look back...!!!