start a thread about rangers v celtic or there being to many johnny foriegners comming over here and taking our jobs or failling that be one of my many mad ex girlfriends come on here harassing me and hey presto your gone within a minute. cheers danny for doing that tho!
Sorry my mistake, read it as posts, which he's made 3042 (comments). But yeah, 10 visits. That's probably not true though considering he's made over 3000 comments. Mine says that I've only made 9 visits, which isn't true either, considering I log in every day.
Sorry my mistake, read it as posts, which he's made 3042 (comments). But yeah, 10 visits. That's probably not true though considering he's made over 3000 comments. Mine says that I've only made 9 visits, which isn't true either, considering I log in every day.
Driving or riding a bike in London is like a daily competition, people are constantly trying to out-wanker each other. It doesn't matter if you drive or ride like a wanker because there is always a bigger wanker out there who is capable of doing a better job of being a complete wanker than yourself.
I arrived at my "out-wankerism theory" as at one point I deliberately chose to ride according to that thing, what's it called? Oh yes! The Highway code!! Anyway, during this experiment not only did I lose all faith in humans as redeemable, sentient, compassionate beings, I myself became the ultimate wanker. No, I shan't turn left without signaling, Yes I will wait patiently at traffic lights. I mean, who the hell does that anyway? The truth is that this is London and to drive or ride in London you have to be a bit of a wanker anyway. Seriously, no other country in the World is mental enough to let cyclists on the road, most cycle paths in Germany and Holland are on the pavement, in Japan cyclist and pedestrians share the pavement without a problem but we can't do this in London and do you know why? Because we are all complete wankers.
Rant over.
after writing this masterpiece on the cyclist thread .... VFR YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO LEAVE
Driving or riding a bike in London is like a daily competition, people are constantly trying to out-wanker each other. It doesn't matter if you drive or ride like a wanker because there is always a bigger wanker out there who is capable of doing a better job of being a complete wanker than yourself.
I arrived at my "out-wankerism theory" as at one point I deliberately chose to ride according to that thing, what's it called? Oh yes! The Highway code!! Anyway, during this experiment not only did I lose all faith in humans as redeemable, sentient, compassionate beings, I myself became the ultimate wanker. No, I shan't turn left without signaling, Yes I will wait patiently at traffic lights. I mean, who the hell does that anyway? The truth is that this is London and to drive or ride in London you have to be a bit of a wanker anyway. Seriously, no other country in the World is mental enough to let cyclists on the road, most cycle paths in Germany and Holland are on the pavement, in Japan cyclist and pedestrians share the pavement without a problem but we can't do this in London and do you know why? Because we are all complete wankers.
Rant over.
after writing this masterpiece on the cyclist thread .... VFR YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO LEAVE
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Driving or riding a bike in London is like a daily competition, people are constantly trying to out-wanker each other. It doesn't matter if you drive or ride like a wanker because there is always a bigger wanker out there who is capable of doing a better job of being a complete wanker than yourself.
I arrived at my "out-wankerism theory" as at one point I deliberately chose to ride according to that thing, what's it called? Oh yes! The Highway code!! Anyway, during this experiment not only did I lose all faith in humans as redeemable, sentient, compassionate beings, I myself became the ultimate wanker. No, I shan't turn left without signaling, Yes I will wait patiently at traffic lights. I mean, who the hell does that anyway? The truth is that this is London and to drive or ride in London you have to be a bit of a wanker anyway. Seriously, no other country in the World is mental enough to let cyclists on the road, most cycle paths in Germany and Holland are on the pavement, in Japan cyclist and pedestrians share the pavement without a problem but we can't do this in London and do you know why? Because we are all complete wankers.
Rant over.
after writing this masterpiece on the cyclist thread .... VFR YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO LEAVE