[cite]Posted By: incorruptible addick[/cite]MS settles into his chair in the boardroom and pours himself a large whisky. He needs it.
""Well at least it's not boring , is it?,'' he says to himself. ''12 goals in my first three days in charge. You don't get that at Man City !''
There's a knock on the door and his valet enters. ''Mr Parkinson is here to see you, sir.''
PP enters the room , clutching a list headed 'TRANSFER TARGETS' which contains 11 names, from goalkeeper to centre froward.
He hands it to Slater.
''I don't think there's any need for that, Philip. We know what we're doing and we worked out our transfer targets before we got here. Thanks for the entertainment over the last couple of days, because it's a long time since I've seen a dozen goals in two games. As you probably realised, we were planning to let you go in May, anyway. But on reflelction, you might as well hand over the key to your locker now. Dennis is waiting for it outside.''
He knew what he had when he arranged the transaction
wise hasnt been sniffing around the place for nowt
he will be thinking we have 2 weeks now before we play again in the league lets see what parky wants lets compare it to what we reckon if it doesnt match then he can go now and dennis will be in by sunday, if it does match lets get the players in that we have highlighted already and igf he doesnt want them he can go and dennis is in by sunday
if we get them and it still dont work dennis will be in by end of jan
[cite]Posted By: nth london addick[/cite]He knew what he had when he arranged the transaction
wise hasnt been sniffing around the place for nowt
he will be thinking we have 2 weeks now before we play again in the league lets see what parky wants lets compare it to what we reckon if it doesnt match then he can go now and dennis will be in by sunday, if it does match lets get the players in that we have highlighted already and igf he doesnt want them he can go and dennis is in by sunday
if we get them and it still dont work dennis will be in by end of jan
spot on (although i hope parky goes anyway - no point prolonging it in my opinion).
"Jesus this is a big job" "There all overpaid" "what formation are we playing now?" "Theres never 14,700 in here!" note to self check actual attendance against sales numbers.... "Help!"
Clean slate - new manager, new coaching staff, new chief scout, about 8 new players and today is the starting point for the rest of the season. (Thats assuming that Slater & Jimenez have any football knowledge at all and the bottle to make quick changes).
[cite]Posted By: Tutt-Tutt[/cite]Clean slate - new manager, new coaching staff, new chief scout, about 8 new players and today is the starting point for the rest of the season. (Thats assuming that Slater & Jimenez have any football knowledge at all and the bottle to make quick changes).
err..and check to see if we have enough money to do it
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fairly similar to what I was going to write.
wise hasnt been sniffing around the place for nowt
he will be thinking we have 2 weeks now before we play again in the league lets see what parky wants lets compare it to what we reckon if it doesnt match then he can go now and dennis will be in by sunday, if it does match lets get the players in that we have highlighted already and igf he doesnt want them he can go and dennis is in by sunday
if we get them and it still dont work dennis will be in by end of jan
spot on (although i hope parky goes anyway - no point prolonging it in my opinion).
Either "has the cheque cleared" or "can I sue under the breach of descriptions act".
"Jesus this is a big job"
"There all overpaid"
"what formation are we playing now?"
"Theres never 14,700 in here!" note to self check actual attendance against sales numbers....
"Help!"
err..and check to see if we have enough money to do it