"We'll put the access road in there, landscape that bit in front of the North Stand, the Tie Rack and the Starbucks can go where the West Stand is and the gated cul de sac over there...who the hell is Jimmy Seed anyway?"
In all seriousness we're about to see what sort of owners we've got. Very difficult decision. I've backed parky but even I'd be tempted to sack him after that
MS settles into his chair in the boardroom and pours himself a large whisky. He needs it.
""Well at least it's not boring , is it?,'' he says to himself. ''12 goals in my first three days in charge. You don't get that at Man City !''
There's a knock on the door and his valet enters. ''Mr Parkinson is here to see you, sir.''
PP enters the room , clutching a list headed 'TRANSFER TARGETS' which contains 11 names, from goalkeeper to centre froward.
He hands it to Slater.
''I don't think there's any need for that, Philip. We know what we're doing and we worked out our transfer targets before we got here. Thanks for the entertainment over the last couple of days, because it's a long time since I've seen a dozen goals in two games. As you probably realised, we were planning to let you go in May, anyway. But on reflelction, you might as well hand over the key to your locker now. Dennis is waiting for it outside.''
Comments
Probably the first one
or
'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
or
" Ive ruined my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"My wife is going to kill me!!!!!!!!!"
or
"lets reread the contracts , there MUST be a get out clause"
or
"refunds? what do you mean no refunds!!"
any of those...
Probably.
How much are we paying this useless @%nt to stand on the touchline for 90 minutes with his arms folded?
""Well at least it's not boring , is it?,'' he says to himself. ''12 goals in my first three days in charge. You don't get that at Man City !''
There's a knock on the door and his valet enters. ''Mr Parkinson is here to see you, sir.''
PP enters the room , clutching a list headed 'TRANSFER TARGETS' which contains 11 names, from goalkeeper to centre froward.
He hands it to Slater.
''I don't think there's any need for that, Philip. We know what we're doing and we worked out our transfer targets before we got here. Thanks for the entertainment over the last couple of days, because it's a long time since I've seen a dozen goals in two games. As you probably realised, we were planning to let you go in May, anyway. But on reflelction, you might as well hand over the key to your locker now. Dennis is waiting for it outside.''
REAL CLASSY.
'Im glad it's that multibillionaire's money and not mine!'