This may have been done before but thought I'd get one up and running.
Basically, it should be as lame as possible, for example, your uncle employs Eddie Youds' gardener. Or you were standing behind x from big brother 3. As lame as possible that could claim some fame
Mine to start with - I once played football with Clive Mendoncas son at Hayden 10 or so years ago. Began with J his name, can't remember for the life of me what it was!
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i walked into the nursery behind him once!!
I also played a frame of snooker against Willie Thorn - he stuffed me.
When I worked on the 'younameit' stall at Bluewater I once prepared an order for Daniella Westbrooke. Never met her or anything.
I worked with one of The Prodigy's fathers
My wifes teacher was Damon Albarns dad
I once played against Richard Rufus / Sam Appaih / Jermaine Darlington in a school game. They all went to Forest Hill, they beat us 9-0, they were 8-0 up at half time and Sam had scored all 8, their games teacher then took him off as I think he felt sorry for us!
Arrogant, aggressive pig of a woman. She was doing the celebrity opening of the London Tourist Board Office, next door.
My uncle has appeared in The Bill, Outnumbered,Drop the dead Donkey, Brazil and various other programmes/films.
I was on telly with Gripper from Grange Hill
I played the piano for Linda Hamilton the singer who did the theme tune for Prisoner cell block H ( you used to give me roses)
Mate, that's not lame! Super Hans is a modern day hero
My missus is mates with Jamie Stuarts missus.
I went to the same school as former England rugby captain Martin Corry - he was in upper sixth form when I was in first year.
I once served Olympic medalist Kelly Holmes whilst working on the checkouts in Sainsburys as a youth. She didn't buy anything remotely interesting.
Whilst running a pub in North London a few years ago, my most famous customers were Ronnie Ferreira from Eastenders and Craig Charles of Red Dwarf.
Watched Martin Pringle playing pool in The Sports Cafe on Haymarket.
Eastenders again - the bird who played Martin Fowler's stalker in 'stenders a few years back recently did some temping in my office, subsidising her income whilst attending various auditions. She was a bit annoying, a real thespian type - she was so theatrical about everything that if she offered me a cup of tea I felt like I was on stage.
I work on Kingsway, quite near Covent Garden, so I seem to see quite a lot of celebrity's knocking around. If it's on my lunchbreak I usually follow them round for a bit, not sure why, possibly in the hope that they'll do something scandalous which I can photograph and flog to the News of the World. I once followed Rowan Atkinson for about 15 minutes, during which time he gave serious consideration to buying a shirt in TM Lewin but ultimately decided against it.