38. Akpo Sodje supplements his Charlton salary by working in Nandos Woolwich during the day. He almost missed the Swindon home play-off game as his manager wouldn't allow him time off but managed to switch shifts with his brother Dodji Sodjie at the last minute.
39. phil parkinson has also not had a day off since the 12th of july and is joining adamtheaddick on a march to greenwich town hall to protest and a get at least one day off soon to put there feet up scratch there balls whilst watching blazing sadles they sky plused on Monday with a nice cold can of larger.
39. It was rumoured that to push through his move to Chelsea Scott Parker walked around the training pitch with his hands in his pockets refusing to take part.
The actual reason Parker had his hands in his pocket was because a team mate had put itching powder in Parkers Y-fronts as a joke. Parker then had to cut holes into the pockets of his training bottoms to releave the itch while training.
To this day it is still unknown which player put the itching powder there though many suspect Luke 'the joker' Young.
41. . Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink was once stopped with his suitcase at Gatwick Airport suspected of smuggling Faberge Eggs in a false bottom. Jimmy furiously denies to this day that his bottom is false.
44. Christian Dailly has been the laughing stock of the training ground during pre-season training ever since he announced that he thought the iPad was a new type of sanitary towel.
46. Sightings of the ghost of mythical American defender Cory Gibbs at Sparrows Lane have been rife since people just stopped mentioning him a few years back. Crocked Frenchman Kelly Youga claims his rehabilitation has been ruined by the drawling laugh that haunts him on trips to the gym. Club officials refuse to discuss the phantom, or reports that Youga is currently locked in a padded cell somewere outside Paris, mumbling to himself and biting his ankle.
48. There were unconfimed sightsings this week of Kelly Youga in Tesco's Lewisham being helped to his car by the ex charlton defender now trolley man Sam sodje
50. Bob Bolder once owned the UK's biggest collection of rare guinea fowl and kept them in his spare room but his wife told him " its me or the birds" . He sold them to Bernard Mathews who used them for his delicious range of garlic Chicken kievs.
51. the meat used in the burgers at charlton are not wimpey as once thought they are all that is left of shergar, the white horse from the white horse final and nicky baileys horse imissedasitter
Lloyd Sam is really 92 and was the Kriegsmarine's first black U-Boat commander (and before you ask, Kenny Achampong was the second and sadly, the last).
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The actual reason Parker had his hands in his pocket was because a team mate had put itching powder in Parkers Y-fronts as a joke. Parker then had to cut holes into the pockets of his training bottoms to releave the itch while training.
To this day it is still unknown which player put the itching powder there though many suspect Luke 'the joker' Young.
When Jose Semedo gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have before he wallops you
He actually wanted a pair of gloves but couldn't speak English...
61. Walt Disney is Scott Wagstaff's 5th cousin 3 times removed.