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Friday fun... 1001 things you never knew about charlton players and staff.

adamtheaddickadamtheaddick
edited July 2010 in General Charlton
1. Tom Hovi owns a 40% stake in maribou fish and chip bar welling.

2. Iain dowies best friend is a boy called chunk, they can often be seen on a Saturday in greenwich park looking for one eyed willies gold.

3. Talal El karkouri owned the most gangsterish mercerdes ever seen in southeast london, he would be stoped at least 6 times a day to and from sparrows lane.
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  • ValleyGaryValleyGary
    4. Carl Leaburn is to appear in Madgascar 4 and will be voiced by Ross from Friends.

    5. Lennie Lawrence likes licking little lemons.

    6. Dennis Rohmmedahl is heterosexual.
  • RalphMilnesgutRalphMilnesgut
    edited July 2010
    7. Keith Peacock auditioned to join 60's pop combo and TV stars The Monkees. If it was not Peter Tork's fear of bird named people he would have got in.
  • ValleyGaryValleyGary
    8. Martin Pringle has popped but was eventually stopped.
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    9. Adam McCormack broke the City Airport to Glasgow Prestwick record of drinking 17 cans or Iron Bru within a 50 minute flight back in August 2009. McCormack was reportedly curling out girders for the following three days
  • JTJT
    edited July 2010
    10. Alan Pardew has this year bought a club in the heart of Ayia Napa. Opening this Summer, his resident DJ is no other than Chris Dickson.
  • stonemusestonemuse
    10. 'Dennis is our leader' will be leading the consortium to take us over in September
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    12. Embracing accusations that he is nothing more than a downmarket journeyman footballer, Chris Dickson stuck two fingers up to his critics by calling his 4-month boy Winnebago
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    13. Marcus Bent reportedly become a feared training ground bully who would deliberately terrorise young, homesick academy players, until it was discovered he was secretly filming a pilot episode for a new Channel 5 show Mock the Weak.
  • ValleyGaryValleyGary
    edited July 2010
    14. A recent internet rumour that Lee Bowyer has gone on a crime spree in the Birmingham area has been found to be false. Messageboards where suggesting that Bowyer was vandalising the citys Burger King restaurants during the night, but these allegations were later dismissed by Bowyers agent who stated ''its just one big Whopper of a lie''.
  • adamtheaddickadamtheaddick
    14. Les Reed managed charlton athletic.
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  • Exiled_AddickExiled_Addick
    edited July 2010
    16. Mark Kinsella has a rare form of Vitamin D deficiency in his shin bones. To combat this he was advised by Doctors to never wear trousers, only shorts in order to maximise his exposure to sunlight and boost his body's production of the vitamin.
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    16. Current trialist Lee Sawyer was successfully selected for a place in the televised final ten of the BBC's Lloyd Webber w***fest Any Dream Will Do, but rejected the opportunity to fulfill his lifelong dream of a career in non-league football. And the way ALW looked at him made him feel a little uncomfortable.
  • adamtheaddickadamtheaddick
    17. Neil Redferne had to shorten his stay in SE7 when he discoverd beating T'wife is actually illegal in london and serverly frowned upon.
  • JTJT
    edited July 2010
    18. Izale Mcleod suffers from the rare and relatively unknown disease called Celebratory palsy in which when his adrenaline is at it's peak i.e he scores a goal, his body temperature rockets causing him to have to rip whatever he is wearing at the time off.
  • Off_itOff_it
    edited July 2010
    17. Contrary to popular belief, Robert Lee never actually operated a turnstile at The Valley. Instead for one season he worked in The Valley Club on matchdays where he fulfilled a number of different roles, including collecting glasses, serving at the jump, doing the books and working the door - often all at the same time. In recognition of his efforts the VC regulars could often be heard singing, "He's here, he's there, he's every-f**kin-where, Robert Lee, Robert Lee".
  • Harveys TrainerHarveys Trainer
    edited July 2010
    19 Phil Parkinson was once an extra on Casualty.
  • AlgarveaddickAlgarveaddick
    edited July 2010
    20. Chris Whyte once had to take out a restraining order to prevent Gyles Brandreth from going through his bins.
  • kigeliakigelia
    20. Mild Mannered speedy winger and former Addick Dennis Rommedahl is a fearless vigilante crime fighter by night. He was inspired by the classic animated show Hong Kong Phooey. He even has a dog called Penry that accompanies him on his crime fighting missions, complete with cape.
  • sam3110sam3110
    22. Robbie Elliot isn't related to Poppin Fresh or the Michelin Man
  • C.Walsh'sLoveChildC.Walsh'sLoveChild
    20. When I was a mascot in 98 I was taller than our then captain. Mr kinsella
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  • adamtheaddickadamtheaddick
    20. john barnes was signed on a free transfer from newcastle back in 1998, for 50 quid a week and all the left over burgers and hotdogs and cups of brovil he could consume.
  • Off_itOff_it
    edited July 2010
    27. As a committed member of the Charlton team and it's surrounding community, and because he was always game for a bit of a laugh where his appearance and image was concerned, Jerome Thomas stepped in to don the "Floyd" bulldog costume at two different home games at very short notice when the normal incumbent was struck down with illness. He was, in fact, all set to do it for a third time until - just as he was putting on the head - his agent told him that as he didn't yet have his Equity card he could be putting his planned bigtime Hollywood acting career in jeopardy.

    Marcus Bent jumped at the opportunity to don the suit and chuck out sweets to the kids on that particular occassion.
  • kigeliakigelia
    23. For a brief period in 1988 Bob Bolder was joint holder of the worlds fastest 3-legged 100m record. Bolder and his partner completed the distance in a time of just over 12.5 seconds.
  • I-SAW-POUSO-PLAYI-SAW-POUSO-PLAY
    24. Im Tim Breakers love child
  • sam3110sam3110
    edited July 2010
    30. No matter who was in the first XI, Jerome Thomas was always the last player in the line as they walked out of the tunnel, due to his unique ritual of putting his boots on before his socks before the game, only to then rearrange them every time. This is due to the fact that the first time he made this mistake, he scored his first goal for CAFC in a 3-2 win away to Spurs
  • SteboStebo
    edited July 2010
    31. Phil Parkinson is due to marry the sister of the mother of his lovechild, and he has just found out that his fiancée was the victim of an abusive father who used to rape her when she was a little girl... but he's dead now, killed by a bust of queen victoria... the main suspect for this is Parkinson's nephew... who fell off a roof and died, while being chased by police. Parkinson is hoping he will recover from partial paralysis in time for the wedding, after having been shot in the head by a gangsta-wannabe chavette, who was aiming for Parky’s other nephew.
  • adamtheaddickadamtheaddick
    31. Jimmy seed was the first openly gay manager to win the fa cup, he is now joined by such giants as george graham, gianluca viali and ron atkinson.
  • kigeliakigelia
    32. Sam Bartram was a secret execution junkie and spent as much time as possible trying to bribe his way into hangings. He also owned an extensive collection of hair from executed murderers.
  • BedsaddickBedsaddick
    33. Amdy Faye was tested several times during his short spell at Charlton after doubts that he was actually a man . It was subsequently found he was a hermaphrodite and he was released from the club.
  • KetmanKetman
    The Operations Director is Known as the Grim Reaper by the rest of the Staff as if he's around someone is probably about to get the Sack.
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