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Sky's Andy Gray

I haven't watched games on Sky for a few years now (too bloody expensive!) but i got the Sky mobile app for my iphone at the start of the year.

I don't know if it is because i forgot how bad he was or if he has got worse over time, but Andy Gray drives me mad!

It seems his style of commentry is to see what a player does and if it comes off then he did the right thing and if it doesn't come off to hammer him for taking the wrong option. Now i might be missing the point but isn't he just getting paid for stating the obvious?

I'm not a massive fan of referees', especially after some of the ones which we have had this season, but he criticises every decision. There was one moment in the Liverpool - Arsenal game last night when the ref gave a freekick for handball, and Andy Gray had called hand ball about four times, when they showed the replay and the ball had come off the players chest. Andy Gray then spends the next couple of minutes castigating the ref for a terrible decision, even though he agreed before the replays!

I also can't stand the way Martin Tyler kisses his ass, "I remember a certain young scottish striker getting 50 30 yard screamers a season". I don't and i've never heard anyone apart from Martin Tyler say that Andy Gray was a brilliant player.

Sorry, rant over... he just fills me full of rage!
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  • completely disagree -an enjoyable commentator to listen to and knows what is going on as he has actually played the game, not like Jonathan "scream" Pearce , Motty, et al............. and also a great player to boot. Wish we had the likes of him up-front today !
  • If you think Andy Gray's bad then whatever you do, don't sign up to CAFC Player!
  • Great rant! Well said.
  • Dont mind him tbh. They are the best pairing when it comes to commentators.
  • Same as great rant!

    I cant stand him, worst of it is when i want to play fifa have to hear his silly voice aswell!!!!! think there should be an option to change commentator
  • thought i'd add, loves chelsea, united & Liverpool & criticises aresnal all the time so another reason i cant stand him!
  • Well he doesn't commentate does he? He gives expert analysis and IMO is miles better than anyone else. He simply sees everything, and 99% of the time gets it right.
    You cannot compare him to Motty or Pearce (who I think is the best, he doesn't scream anymore). Compare him to Lawro, Alan Smith, Waddle or last nights offering on 5 Live Robbie Savage!!! He is just 100000000 times better than all of them.
    Anyway, I only remember him scoring with his head!
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    I would say he is only right because he comentates on what he sees in the replay. I would love to see him call things when he sees them in real time and then stick by it and admit if he is wrong once the replay is shown.

    A good example is the way he talks about diving. He is always going on about booking a player if he goes down and you don't give a free kick. However, when a player gets booked for 'simulation' and the replay shows he was fouled he'll be the first to hammer the ref for being harsh.

    Anyway, really interesting to see he's really popular guess i'm in the minority. Really funny how everyone watchs the same thing but sees it in a different way.

    Guess that's why everyone loves football.
  • Well the Champions league is back soon so we get to listen to Clive Tyldesley waffling on. When he covers a Man Utd match count how many times he refers to their CL triumphs in 99 and 2 years ago.
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    [cite]Posted By: Chris_from_Sidcup[/cite]Well the Champions league is back soon so we get to listen to Clive Tyldesley waffling on. When he covers a Man Utd match count how many times he refers to their CL triumphs in 99 and 2 years ago.

    Cannot stand him. Gets his cock out over everything Man U.
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  • [cite]Posted By: ChrisWhytesBaldhead[/cite]I would say he is only right because he comentates on what he sees in the replay. I would love to see him call things when he sees them in real time and then stick by it and admit if he is wrong once the replay is shown.

    A good example is the way he talks about diving. He is always going on about booking a player if he goes down and you don't give a free kick. However, when a player gets booked for 'simulation' and the replay shows he was fouled he'll be the first to hammer the ref for being harsh.

    Anyway, really interesting to see he's really popular guess i'm in the minority. Really funny how everyone watchs the same thing but sees it in a different way.

    Guess that's why everyone loves football.

    I agree with you totally mate and in fairness all my mates cant stand him either, haven't met anyone who actually likes him. i think they are the minority here, i wish they still did fan commentator as that used to be better then listenning to him
  • What makes Andy Gray stick out for me is that he calls it BEFORE the replay is shown. So many times he has said something in real time and I think What? What's he on about? That never happened etc..... Then low and behold you see the replay and he was dead right.
    Skys coverage is excellent but even they don't manage to let their experts see real time in slow mo!
  • I think you're only saying this because he's a man... Sexist ;o)
  • I don't understand why you have to have ex-players as "experts". I know they always waffle on about you have to have played at the highest level to understand certain things, but i would say the success Mourinho, Wenger, Benitez and others have had as managers without having played at the top proves that isn't the case.

    I think most of the people who seem to be around at the moment don't seem to be particularly articulate or knowledgeable but they're good for a sound bite or they're a big name.

    I would like to see them use people who can add a bit more by telling you something which you might not have noticed either tactically or some background on a new player.
  • [cite]Posted By: johnnybev1987[/cite]thought i'd add, loves chelsea, united & Liverpool & criticises aresnal all the time so another reason i cant stand him!

    The reason Gray is so good is that every Liverpool fan swears he hates them and loves the other Sky 3, every Man Utd fan swears he hates them and loves the other Sky 3, every Chelsea fan... etc - you get the idea.

    The fact is, that he treats them all the same, but in their peculiar "up their own arse" paranoid way, the followers of the four greediest, smugest, most pampered teams in the history of football can only hear when he criticises (95% of the time, quite correctly) "their" team.

    We get 'em all in the bar, and I have to point this out time and time again. They all have this idea that the referees, the commentators, the press and the FA are out to get "their" team. I just point out how fantastic they must be to get in the Champions league time and time and time again when faced with all this adversity - as opposed to clubs like Charlton who get all the breaks...
  • Must admit for the most part I cannot stick him. He hammers the refs far, far too easily (usually when he's had the benefit of one or many slow-mo replays) and when he's right about something just states the bleeding obvious time and again. The amounts of times I just sit there and shout "You stupid Scottish tw*t" or words to a similar effect when he's commentating. More often than not I turn the sound off or turn over to 'Fan Zone'. I find his commentary neither witty nor informative.
    Just an aside, the linesman with the beard at yesterday's Arsenal v Liverpool game is Stephen Child. He refereed Dartford v Sutton on Saturday and I was on his line....
  • He reminds me of Geoff Boycott, he improved as a player when he retired too.
  • He can't have been that bad a player looking at his Wiki page.
    46 goals in 62 games for Dundee United as a teenager.
    Won the golden boot with Villa.
    Was PFA young player and player of the year in 1977, last player to do that until Ronaldo did it in 2007.
    Won a league cup with Wolves
    Won the league, FA cup and cup winners cup with Everton

    He was very busy with the ladies as well. "Gray has been married twice before, to Vanessa Taylor and Jacqueline Cherry. He has fathered five children, by four different women".
  • [cite]Posted By: johnnybev1987[/cite]I cant stand him, worst of it is when i want to play fifa have to hear his silly voice aswell!!!!! think there should be an option to change commentator
    You can change commentator if you'd rather have a whole host of foreign commentators! It's good for a laugh, I'd recommend it. If not, you can always turn commentary off altogether.

    I like Andy Gray. Think him and Tyler are the best pairing around.
  • [cite]Posted By: Chirpy Red[/cite]Well he doesn't commentate does he? He gives expert analysis and IMO is miles better than anyone else. He simply sees everything, and 99% of the time gets it right.
    You cannot compare him to Motty or Pearce (who I think is the best, he doesn't scream anymore). Compare him to Lawro, Alan Smith, Waddle or last nights offering on 5 Live Robbie Savage!!! He is just 100000000 times better than all of them.
    Anyway, I only remember him scoring with his head!

    I agree 100% Chirpy. He's gives the best analysis by far. I think that I watch the games quite intently, but most games he sees things that I missed and he's nearly always right. The bloke knows what he is talking about & is the best, but no one is perfect.
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  • Didnt say he was a bad player, just that he has got even better since hanging up his boots.
  • Hes a pundit not a cometator but hes a bellend all the same i share your view he just seems to love chelsea with all his heart lol.
  • [cite]Posted By: Chirpy Red[/cite]Compare him to Lawro, Alan Smith, Waddle or last nights offering on 5 Live Robbie Savage!!!

    I'm not his biggest fan but in comparison to the alternatives listed he's a genius! Listening to Savage last night drove me bonkers. I don't a flying #### about who you saw in Harvey Nicks the other day Robbie or who you "smashed into" during the previous nights game, juts comment on what's in front of you if you must.

    Hypocritical too, given his own rant about the radio coverage his own lot were getting recently to suddenly turn up and take the money for doing the same to another club. Grrrr.....
  • I think you look at all the "experts" and "pundits" who are in work now and the vast majority are terrible. So it does make you wonder why they keep getting jobs? I suppose it is all part of the obsession of having someone who is famous but not necessarily talented.

    I would rather listen to someone i had never heard of talk sense, than some big star who is dull or doesn't have a clue what they're talking about.

    I remember on Sky recently they were talking about Van Dar Sar being the best goalkeeper in the world. Jamie redknapp was asked if he could name anyone else good. He reeled off the standard other names from the premiership and then got stuck. Finally after a bit of thought he said "i think there's a lad at Inter who is alright". I guess he was talking about Julio Cesar the Brazilian number 1, who is a great keeper. However, there wasn't a mention for Gigi Buffon or Iker Casslias who are definitely better than Van Dar Sar.
  • Personally I think for what he does he's the best there is.
  • [cite]Posted By: blackheathaddick[/cite]Personally I think for what he does he's the best there is.

    Have to agree with that.

    I believe he was offered the Everton managers job quite a few years back but decided he was better off with his Sky number. What a job eh? Football 24/7. I think he works quite hard looking into the way teams play and players strengths and weaknesses.

    Now, Andy Townsend...........
  • David Pleat was the worst...so glad itv gave him boot last summer! Dirty Kerb Crawler!
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    [cite]Posted By: I-SAW-POUSO-PLAY[/cite]David Pleat was the worst...so glad itv gave him boot last summer! Dirty Kerb Crawler!

    David Pleat reminds me of Roast dinners. Strange, but when i was younger and came home from playing Bexley football, he was always commentating on an Endsleigh league match (Nearly always Luton at Kenilworth Rd) just as i was tucking into me roast!......memories. Cant remember the main commentator tho?
  • Brian Moore ? Legend.
  • [cite]Posted By: ValleyGary[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: I-SAW-POUSO-PLAY[/cite]David Pleat was the worst...so glad itv gave him boot last summer! Dirty Kerb Crawler!

    David Pleat reminds me of Roast dinners. Strange, but when i was younger and came home from playing Bexley football, he was always commentating on an Endsleigh league match (Nearly always Luton at Kenilworth Rd) just as i was tucking into me roast!......memories. Cant remember the main commentator tho?
    Thats is EXACTLY the same for me Gary. Sundays were footie in the morning, Endsleigh game in the afternoon with my roast. And Dave Pleat reminds me of that too.

    On the pundit point, I like Lee Dixon. There are not many pundits who say things I hadn't always thought of myself, but he is one. Read his analysis on the BBC website, some is great.
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