Lyrics you've got wrong

killerandflash

Valiantphil said:

Jose Semedo
ex Charlton player

Would never have guessed that. Bizarre choice of player for the song considering he left 8 years ago and was a different type of player to Aribo anyway...

Valiantphil

He was good, but not as good as Aribo.

Stig

What a photograph... stick in the family OUR BUM!

Stig

The Fall - Athlete Cured

These are the real lyrics, "The German athletic star was continually ill". My misapprehension will be easy to guess.

Covered End

Stig said:

The Fall - Athlete Cured

These are the real lyrics, "The German athletic star was continually ill". My misapprehension will be easy to guess.

Nope, not easy. not a scooby.

Raith_C_Chattonell

Always thought that Hendrix's 'Wind Cries Mary' contained the line 'the jets are in their boxes'.  Closer inspection reveals the jacks are in their boxes.  Shame really as it destroys my smart arse observance.



  

Danepak

A friend of mine thought Bangles were singing:
'Just another man named Monday'

IanJRO

tom_k said:

My Mrs thought "papa don't preach" by Madonna was Poppadom preach!

When my sister and I were kids and this came on the radio we used to sing poppadom feet! 🙂

twiggyaddick

although I try to hide it, its clear, I wear goggles when you are not near

- Macy Gray - I Try

golfaddick

Danepak said:

A friend of mine thought Bangles were singing:
'Just another man named Monday'

Yeh right.......when the song is actually called "Manic Monday"   or did they think the song was also called "man named Monday"

JiMMy 85

Nirvana - On A Plain

”Sir Ranulph Fiennes, who don’t make sense” - I used to wonder what they had against Ranulph Fiennes. To be honest I was mostly surprised that Cobain had even heard of him. 

Turned out he was singing “to write off lines that don’t make sense” which is far less interesting but a lot more logical really. 

Coyotejohn1947

My sister-in-law (as a teenager) for many months sang 'well I hurdled through the grapevine'

real lyric is of course 'well I heard it on the grapevine...'

It still hurts her 45 years later when mentioned.....!

Stig

The Specials - Long Shot Kick De Bucket. I always thought it was Long Shot Sticky Monkey. And frankly, my lyrics are better.

Scoham

Search "jewels remain" on Twitter - a lot of people never knew it's "Jules Rimet still gleaming".

PragueAddick

My wife found this account on Instagram in which the guy performs snips of songs with his misheard lyrics, complete with visual props…

Some of them are very good

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFIyp7lIogb/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

LargeAddick

Sister Sledge, Thinking of You:

I'm thinking of you and the things you do to me
That makes me love you, now I'm living in Bexleyheath

WHAddick

Pet shop Boys. West End Girls.

I always thought the lyrics were ' in a West  End Town in Danwelt'
My girl friend thought it was 'in a West End Town the telling was'

We were both wrong of course.

Kaiser Chiefs I predict a riot. Sounded like ' I put it aside' to me for years even tho I know the title!

Danepak

Few years ago during a supermarket visit, they were playing Constant Craving (K.D. Lang). My daughter asked me why she sang: Can't stand gravy ?

CAFCTrev

Many hours have I spent in the cupboard and cried. 

SuedeAdidas

Woman at work……

”I am the music man, 
I come from Daniel Way”

She thought it was a street name ffs. 

LennyLowrent

Venus

Well, I'm your Venus,
I'm your fire,
George is  ZAYAN (fucker in my native biblical language)

Masterbrew

Archie Bell and the Drells; "Go silly walking..."

HarryAMuse

Groovin’ on a Sunday afternoon:

Misheard “you and me endlessly” as “you and me and Lesley”

I thought The Rascals were proposing some sort of ménage à trois. Saucy!

lolwray

From My Girl by the Temptations 

" sweetest song from the birds in latrines "