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Slowest Charlton Life Player You've Seen .......

Oggy RedOggy Red
edited July 2009 in General Charlton
Well, amongst the has-beens and never-quite-made-its, there's a few of us not famed for intense velocity these days.


No doubt I would feature amongst a list of those now long past whippet status - but who else gets nominated for the special Charlton Life FC 'Golden Slug' award .....?

Nominations on a postcard, please.

Or just indiscreetly take the mick out of your favourite drinking partners who've worn the fabled shirt for Charlton Life, in the comments box below.

;o)
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  • T_C_ET_C_E
    You called?
    Mind you I thought I was slow until I saw Luva Luva, now thats slow. Lol
  • Oggy RedOggy Red
    [cite]Posted By: T.C.E[/cite]You called?
    Mind you I thought I was slow until I saw Luva Luva, now thats slow. Lol

    lol, TCE ...... that's 3 of us on the list so far ..........

    Luva Luva nominated by his now ex-best friend TCE

    ;o)
  • paulbaconsarniepaulbaconsarnie
    don't know if oohaah has ever represented c/life, but i can recall, many moons ago we played against a (sunday league) team that done a programme thing for a laugh.
    next to his name was "probably the unfittest 21 year old ever".
    there was probably a linesman flag also next to his name.
  • T_C_ET_C_E
    edited July 2009
    Slow, never!!
  • Oggy RedOggy Red
    edited July 2009
    lol .... TCE.

    Now that's cruel, but alarmingly near to truth.

    Surely, there's got be one other candidate to pip me to the not so coveted 'Golden Slug' award ....?
    I bloody hope so !!


    Edit: You could have picked a more flattering picture, you bugger!
    I look fit to drop, lol

    ;o)
  • T_C_ET_C_E
    Elegent, Never!!
  • Oggy RedOggy Red
    Is that you in the No 11 shirt, TCE ...?

    Some leap, impressive for an old git!
    lol
  • thewolfboythewolfboy
    I remember Graham Moore through on goal at Highbury, with no-one near him. Within a few seconds he was overtaken and tackled. Very good player for us but s l o w!
  • T_C_ET_C_E
    [quote][cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite]Is that you in the No 11 shirt, TCE ...?

    Some leap, impressive for an old git!

    lol[/quote]

    Thats me, I am now wholly responsible for the slope towards the Jimmy Seed stand, such an impressive action shot that WSS uses it as the icon on his account details picture. Lol
    And if you look closely I'm just about to do a thigh high tackle, which when proper football was played I'd have got away with that. ;)
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    dunno Oggs i'm pretty slow too!
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  • Oggy RedOggy Red
    [cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]dunno Oggs i'm pretty slow too!

    I wouldn't call you slow, Dazzler.

    Just static.

    (oops, that was cruel. Soz)

    ;o)
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    [cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]dunno Oggs i'm pretty slow too!

    I wouldn't call you slow, Dazzler.

    Just static.

    (oops, that was cruel. Soz)

    ;o)

    Cruel but fair Oggy. Anyone who can't outdo me for pace must be slow (sorry Daz)
  • Oggy RedOggy Red
    New favourite for the Charlton Life FC 'Golden Slug' award:

    (drum roll ......)


    Dazzler21


    ;o)
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    yeah fair nuff lol
  • PlaaayerPlaaayer
    Yeha even the old bloke wearing his pj trousers aganst Burnley it was I think beat Dazzler! :-)
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    Alright calm down lads this is just getting insulting! lol

    I never tried to be the fastest unfortunately you are born with fast twitch or slow twitch fibres not usually an inbetween I have slow twitch fibres which means i'll never be Dennis Romedahl paced!
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    Thanks guys im all worried now I have no problems in my 6 and 7's leagues.
  • Oggy RedOggy Red
    edited July 2009
    So does Dazzler win the not so coveted Charlton Life FC 'Golden Slug' award ....... ?


    Or just 'Young Slug of the Year' ......?

    ;o)
  • PlaaayerPlaaayer
    Dont worry Dazzler, you was still faster than Ketman








    After he'd pulled his hamstring!
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    Ithink i should get the

    Newslugger of the year!
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  • uncleuncle
    Yeah Dazzler i have to admit you were fecking slow probabaly the slowest winger of all time. Even the centerhalves were passing you and getting into the box to wait for your cross. And may i add for a young man your bloody unfit to ha ha
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    I am not unfit!

    I play two 1hr games of football every Wednesday and a half hour game including kickabout after on thursday I also go to the Gym Mondays and tuesdays and on every other lunch break!

    Quite offended by that one Uncle!
  • Stu_of_KunmingStu_of_Kunming
    edited July 2009
    [cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]I am not unfit!

    I play two 1hr games of football every Wednesday and a half hour game including kickabout after on thursday I also go to the Gym Mondays and tuesdays and on every other lunch break!

    Quite offended by that one Uncle!


    Lay off the pies fella!

    ;-)
  • Curb_ItCurb_It
    lol at all of these.
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    ha ha not really offended but had you going!

    For future reference don't mind being called slow but when you call me unfit with all that excercise i do i laugh when people say i'm unfit - just not used playing 11-aside much any more.
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    [cite]Posted By: Stu of HU16[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]I am not unfit!

    I play two 1hr games of football every Wednesday and a half hour game including kickabout after on thursday I also go to the Gym Mondays and tuesdays and on every other lunch break!

    Quite offended by that one Uncle!


    Lay off the pies fella!

    ;-)
    Don't eat pies they're full of more shit than Andy Reid! lol ;o)
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    edited July 2009
    WHAT ABOUT CURBEY!!! (to remove the spotlight from myself)
    He was slow (probably as slow as me) and just used his weight to barge through players! (and give away fouls lol) He was around my age too!
  • RossRoss
    Henners....his fashion sense is back in the 19th century...
  • T_C_ET_C_E
    [cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]I am not unfit!

    I play two 1hr games of football every Wednesday and a half hour game including kickabout after on thursday I also go to the Gym Mondays and tuesdays and on every other lunch break!

    Quite offended by that one Uncle!

    PS3 or Xbox ;)
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    fck off ;o) just kidding

    ps3 on the missing dates!
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