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Slowest Charlton Life Player You've Seen .......

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  • CurbeyCurbey
    [cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]WHAT ABOUT CURBEY!!! (to remove the spotlight from myself)
    He was slow (probably as slow as me) and just used his weight to barge through players! (and give away fouls lol) He was around my age too!

    Dazzler you make me look like Usain Bolt.
  • T_C_ET_C_E
    edited July 2009
    Lol
  • _MrDick_MrDick
    Can I nominate myself? My two speeds are very slow and stop.
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    edited July 2009
    Ha ha Curbey i think we make eachother look like two old grannys racing! Neither of us could ever be made to look like usain bolt even against Grant Basey or Matt Holland running backwards
  • SimonsenSimonsen
    Peter Garland. Mark Fish v Man City at home.
  • Oggy RedOggy Red
    edited July 2009
    [cite]Posted By: Simonsen[/cite]Peter Garland. Mark Fish v Man City at home.

    Sorry, Simmo ...... you're on the wrong thread.

    We're talking about the playing legends who post on this Forum - and who've worn the fabled shirt in the name
    of Charlton Life. The Golden Slug award.

    ;o)
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    lol, this thread is making me laugh !

    Its Dazzler all the way !

    I've never known a right winger to ask a manger before if he can go centre forward because 'the left back is too quick for me' !!


    sorry pal !
  • blackheathaddickblackheathaddick
    I vote Dazzler too. I could sit in the box and have a 5 minute chat with the centre back waiting for your surging run up the line to deliver a cross!
  • SimonsenSimonsen
    Fair enough Oggy....although had those two been lucky enough to be selected, I'm sure they'd be right up there in contention.
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    right enough digs at the Dazzler please!
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  • Curb_ItCurb_It
    is dazzler really slow or is this a pee take?
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    edited July 2009
    I am a slow runner get done by most of the players in a race I reckon!

    But still!
  • Oggy RedOggy Red
    Poor old Dazzler.

    He's garnered more votes for the Golden Slug award than anyone else so far ..... even players 20 or 30 years older than Dazzler are faster.

    Mind you, there might not be a lot in it ..... (!)

    ;o)
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    WERE faster
  • Curb_ItCurb_It
    but dazzler how can you be slow when you used to be a fitness guru?
  • PlaaayerPlaaayer
    I'm not saying Dazzler is slow but when we was playing at Meridian last time there was a boot fair on, and by the time Dazzler had finished his run up the wing the boot fair had packed up and gone home!

    :-)
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    edited July 2009
    [cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]but dazzler how can you be slow when you used to be a fitness guru?
    don't gotta be fast to be fit!
    Just gotta take care of yourself!

    My fitness is not the problem is just my pace but I reckon I can improve it even if Human Biology says you're built that way!
  • uncleuncle
    Ha ha i'm loving this ..... Sorry mate but this is good
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    Still faster than Hudson Though ;o)
  • T_C_ET_C_E
    Right Dazzler, me, you and Oggy at the next Charltonlife match that Oggy's in town for, one length of the pitch. A tenner from the loser to Demelza? ;)
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  • Oggy RedOggy Red
    [cite]Posted By: T.C.E[/cite]Right Dazzler, me, you and Oggy at the next Charltonlife match that Oggy's in town for, one length of the pitch. A tenner from the loser to Demelza? ;)

    Okay, you're on.

    Just had a thought ....... if I have to sprint to beat you and Dazzler, I'll be well and truly fecked before the match.
    And absolutely no chance afterwards, I can hardly walk by then, lol

    I'm no 21 year old you know, as everybody loves to remind me. Unlike Dazzler.

    ;o)
  • uncleuncle
    Oggy your more like a 21 year old than Dazzler. My nans more like a 21 year old than Dazzler and she died 4 months ago ;o)
  • LenGloverLenGlover
    Having met Oggy my feeling is that he should challenge all over 35 year old Charlton life footballers to a 100 metre race and all those he beats should cough up a tenner to Demelza.

    I reckon he'd raise a few quid.
  • uncleuncle
    Good idea LG i'm up for that
  • LenGloverLenGlover
    [cite]Posted By: uncle[/cite]Good idea LG i'm up for that

    Over to you Oggy!:-)
  • uncleuncle
    Come on Oggy i know you like a challenge !!!
  • NathanPriorNathanPrior
    Even I could probs beat Dazzler and thats saying something
  • uncleuncle
    Yeah lets not forget Dazzler he's got to be in this
  • LenGloverLenGlover
    [cite]Posted By: uncle[/cite]Yeah lets not forget Dazzler he's got to be in this

    Over 35, Dazzler and any other under age candidates Oggy has a sporting chance of beating.

    Get Jonjo to get Basey along and he can donate £100 if oggy wins!:-)
  • uncleuncle
    Ha ha i'll see what i can do
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