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  • charlton4ever
    charlton4ever Posts: 1,715
    great idea though! (but even funnier if it has gone pear shaped)
  • When the day is dawning on a shithurst Sunday morning
    All the nigels wait there
    With a plane that’s hoping to fly here
    They’ve chucked a great big kitty into a pilots hat
    He says they can’t go nowhere, oh what a bunch of twat’s

    Show us the way to fly a plane now
    You’ve gone and chucked a grand down the drain now
    Dreaming dreams of flying planes right
    You couldn’t fly a f****ng kite

    Sha la la la la la la la
    Sha la la la la la la la
    Sha la la la la la la la

    We sent the palarse down
  • ChicagoAddick
    ChicagoAddick Posts: 4,393
    That is superb KB.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,343
    We should raise some money and fly a plane over selhurst saying "your plan was f***ing shit, do you like our Banner"
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    edited April 2009
    [cite]Posted By: KillersBeard[/cite]When the day is dawning on a shithurst Sunday morning
    All the nigels wait there
    With a plane that’s hoping to fly here
    They’ve chucked a great big kitty into a pilots hat
    He says they can’t go nowhere, oh what a bunch of twat’s

    Show us the way to fly a plane now
    You’ve gone and chucked a grand down the drain now
    Dreaming dreams of flying planes right
    You couldn’t fly a f****ng kite

    Sha la la la la la la la
    Sha la la la la la la la
    Sha la la la la la la la

    We sent the palarse down
    This is absolutely brilliant and i've taken the liberty of posting it on the site and, yeah, i'll take the grief if they manage to pull it off.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,203
    mass pretend aeroplaning next time we play them I think
  • budgie
    budgie Posts: 633
    This I must admit is very strange.

    When I first saw it, I initially thought it would be funny, but it doesn't take long to realise the logistics of it, simply wouldn't allow it to happen. There were some people on the BBS who did contribute, but overall I think most Palace fans realised it would be a no go, and left it at that.

    As has been said on here by some, some people have more money than sense.
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,116
    [cite]Posted By: KillersBeard[/cite]When the day is dawning on a shithurst Sunday morning
    All the nigels wait there
    With a plane that’s hoping to fly here
    They’ve chucked a great big kitty into a pilots hat
    He says they can’t go nowhere, oh what a bunch of twat’s

    Show us the way to fly a plane now
    You’ve gone and chucked a grand down the drain now
    Dreaming dreams of flying planes right
    You couldn’t fly a f****ng kite

    Sha la la la la la la la
    Sha la la la la la la la
    Sha la la la la la la la

    We sent the palarse down


    Without a doubt the best post I've ever seen on any message board.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,827
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: BrightonAddick[/cite]This is all a joke right? they havent actually spent that much....

    Oh, yes they have : - )


    Not sure it is that much -thread says 757 less the cost of the paperwork which is non refundable. Not that they paid 700 quid for the paperwork. oh to be wrong though haha.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    KB,

    Tik-a-boo son !!
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  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,991
    Brilliant KB - respect
  • cafckev
    cafckev Posts: 2,914
    Lets face it, it was a good idea, and would have been very funny to see it. But its even better that they have failed to follow it up and lost a lot of money in the process.
  • Ledge
    Ledge Posts: 7,179
    [cite]Posted By: Budgie[/cite]There were some people on the BBS who did contribute, but overall I think most Palace fans realised it would be a no go, and left it at that.

    Some - - who u trying to kid -raising over £700 is more than some - lol - -
  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,364
    I'm sure it's already been said but

    They don't care about us, we are nothing to them, Brighton are their rivals etc.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,832
    That is so funny - on so many levels!
  • Cuff
    Cuff Posts: 308
    Of course these saps had a pretty good chance to take the piss in january but opted to look at the floor and shuffle along the road with their hands in their pockets! Are brighton still struggling? Maybe they could divert their little glider down there?
  • Dazler - We should raise some money and fly a plane over selhurst saying "your plan was f***ing shit, do you like our Banner"


    Now that is something i would love to contribute to LOL great work KB
  • for those of you who have facebook, this is a facebook group set up by the palace fans trying to organise the hilarious prank:

    http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=59517218462&ref=mf
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,343
    just commented on it - let see how long til i get slated even though it's a nice post :o)
  • bingaddick
    bingaddick Posts: 8,181
    Total respect KB - awesome!
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  • Nice one KB - The nigels really do make themselves look like mugs.
  • Brilliant! Has to be my favourite football story of the year. Why didn't anyone who tried to organise this farce consider the fact that The Valley is right next to an International airport? I'll be laughing at Palace over this for years to come, 700 quid well spent in my opinion.
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,141
    CommentAuthorHenry Irving CommentTime16 hours ago quote# 27
    Posted By: falconwood_1
    Put simply, NOTHING will ever top Amarillo.

    .


    So true. Try as they might they know it and we know it. LOL


    they have to laugh at us now cos our fall from grace makes newcastle look stable but you just know that nothing will beat that day and it will grate on them muppets forever FACT
  • A thought has just occured to me. If we were to organise a flight over Selhurst I bet we'd get permission, oh sweet irony. What message could we trail behind our plane?
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,203
    [cite]Posted By: Valley_floyd_red[/cite]A thought has just occured to me. If we were to organise a flight over Selhurst I bet we'd get permission, oh sweet irony. What message could we trail behind our plane?

    Our time will come.
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Of course, IF they could do it, we'd all be Sooooooo upset wouldn't we ?
  • Tavern
    Tavern Posts: 7,678
    lol
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,552
    a retort on Holmesdale.net where KB's poem was posted :

    'You wrote a s***ty poem you pikey charlton scum,
    you,re going down a league this year,
    So run off to your mum.

    Theres loads of lucky heather and clothes pegs all around,
    But you,ve got no bleeding money so you sold
    your training ground.

    So heres a message to you from all us PALACE fans,
    We live in brick built houses,not pikey caravans.

    To finish off,now bugger off to your chavs and fat old cow.
    And shalalalalala.
    WHO DA f*** IS LAUGHING NOW !!!!!!!!'

    ah, so they don't care about us. LOL.
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    Who DA f**k is laughing now

    haha man dem tings in de texty tork innit

    What a tool!
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,981
    Good reply I thought. Good banter on both sides.