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Things that are impossible to do without looking a bit gay...

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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,834
    Highlights
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    Lowlights. Or indeed knowing what lowlights are :)
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,659
    Carrying a small blade.
  • Anglia Addick
    Anglia Addick Posts: 125
    sticking winkle out of train door taking a pee. only to spill it down ones jeans when told to hurry up.
  • Riscardo
    Riscardo Posts: 2,337
    [cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]Sit down for a slash.

    Been doing it for years .... very comforting
  • dansmudge
    dansmudge Posts: 419
    [cite]Posted By: Riscardo[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]Sit down for a slash.

    Been doing it for years .... very comforting

    I'm with you on that one, in fact with middle of the night trips to the loo it's a absolute must for me.
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    wearing sarong and flipflops together if a man - on holibobs or not.
  • RedArmySE7
    RedArmySE7 Posts: 5,407
    Kissing men, I reckon you'd look pretty gay doing that.
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Being David Beckham.
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    Wearing cardigans whilst waving to a large amount of people.

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  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,253
    Drinking an alcopop
  • KBslittlesis
    KBslittlesis Posts: 8,617
    wearing tight jeans

    with more hair products in your hair than the 'supposed' girlfriend on your arm............'she was just testing her new nail varnish on me honest'

    oh per..........lease!

    thank the lord above I'm not a young single girl at the moment, having just returned from Rome, it's a huge myth about Italian men............they either are all 3ft tall or look as gay as a gay thing having taken gay pill's on an an extremely gay day in Gaysville Alabama!!!!!
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,887
    Wearing a pair of leather strides with the arse cut out
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,038
    Buy a jar of Vasoline.
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Drinking half pints of beer
  • spooner
    spooner Posts: 4
    share a double bed with a mate ,with an australian in the same room.
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,577
    Drinking a pint of diet coke in a pub
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,887
    Going to an Erasure gig
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,752
    [cite]Posted By: spooner[/cite]share a double bed with a mate ,with an australian in the same room.

    It aint right .............
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,253
    Get photographed from a lads holiday in Malia with your mate naked to the world apart from your mates hands 'cupping' big Jim & the twins.

    For those of you who are friends with Gumbo check out his pictures on facething

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  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    haha quality facething pics gumbo, ace pic with your wingman (sorry dicko)
  • pickwick
    pickwick Posts: 1,649
    Driving a convertible which is was made after 1965

    Wearing a man bag pemenantly

    Moaning about the quality of the food when actually all you were doing is having something to line your stomach for a REAL session...
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,253
    Going to a hair 'salon'
  • Shrew
    Shrew Posts: 5,749
    As Im a proffessional dancer most people assume im gay (Im not ), but i recently toured a piece about weddings , for a good part of it I was a drunken skin head on his stag night... lots of drunken acrobatics but for the last twenty minutes I was in a full blown whitebwedding dress the piece included dancingto a Barry White number ... I guess I might of looked a bit gay !
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    I went to see Erasure in 1990, I must be gay.
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,232
    [cite]Posted By: shrew[/cite]As Im a proffessional dancer most people assume im gay (Im not ), but i recently toured a piece about weddings , for a good part of it I was a drunken skin head on his stag night... lots of drunken acrobatics but for the last twenty minutes I was in a full blown whitebwedding dress the piece included dancingto a Barry White number ... I guess I might of looked a bit gay !

    Guess you might have but you can use the excuse you were doing it for the job. Interesting tho!
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    [cite]Posted By: shrew[/cite]As Im a proffessional dancer most people assume im gay (Im not ), but i recently toured a piece about weddings , for a good part of it I was a drunken skin head on his stag night... lots of drunken acrobatics but for the last twenty minutes I was in a full blown whitebwedding dress the piece included dancingto a Barry White number ... I guess I might of looked a bit gay !

    Fair play Shrew, brave thing to admit on this boatd, Mind you, I've been in gay bars, dont bother me, me, the other half and the doorman from the Lib, took a few of the Charlton "yoof" into the Powder Monkey in Greenwich, Bank Holiday last August, great afternoon, kept winding this fella up who looked and sounded like Anthony Cotton from Corrie, him & his pal kept threatening to turn upto my 40th in the September in drag.
    They were all top fellas, apart from a couple of bitchy queens, we had to warn one of them though as he got a little too friendly with one of the yoof, and how he would not respond in kind, quite the opposite.

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