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Things that are impossible to do without looking a bit gay...

dansmudge
dansmudge Posts: 419
edited July 2008 in General Charlton
1: removing a foreign object out of another man's hair (eg: leaf, bit of fluff etc)


just made the mistake of attempting it, won't be doing it again.
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  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    2. Looking at your nails.
  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    3. Looking at the bottom of your shoe by just lifting your foot and looking back over your shoulder.
  • tricky
    tricky Posts: 1,291
    edited July 2008
    4. throwing with your wrong hand/arm
  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    A colleague of mine once said during a........ er discussion....

    " If I went into a loo and two geezers were at it, I'd knock one out!"

    He hastily rephrased this!
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    4. Throwing with your opposite arm.

    i.e. naturally right handed, throwing with your left
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Cooking, cleaning, being a judge on any type of dance entertainment show.
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Being Chairman of Crystal Palace football club
  • dansmudge
    dansmudge Posts: 419
    wearing platform trainers or any form of height enhancing footwear.

    very suspicious.
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    edited July 2008
    Have sex with my boyfriend, bloody difficult then





    Legal Disclaimer: The above is a joke.
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Being permatanned...
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  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,251
    Eat a banana
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,829
    [cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]Eat a banana

    Naked. Whilst covered in chocolate mouse
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,108
    Trying to have a pee on a moving train
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,251
    [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]Eat a banana

    Naked. Whilst covered in chocolate mouse


    But you told me I looked macho doing that
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Drive a Ford KA
  • The Equaliser
    The Equaliser Posts: 759
    Going to a Village People concert.
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    Skipping
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,752
    Retrieving dropped soap in a communual shower............
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,251
    Sit down for a slash.
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Eating a saveloy or jumbo sausage.
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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    "Retrieving dropped soap in a communual shower............"

    Or diving head first out of a hot shower in Wigan screaming like a girl!!!
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    Getting physio to run his hands up your leg whilst wearing a Palace strip 1234646.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19390335F8FA9CA92A62D01A0EA4559F5B79930FDCFC4C15FBB
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    [cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]Sit down for a slash.

    There is a time and a place for that.......
  • The Equaliser
    The Equaliser Posts: 759
    Going for a swift half in the Blue Oyster bar.
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,752
    [cite]Posted By: DaveMehmet[/cite]"Retrieving dropped soap in a communual shower............"

    Or diving head first out of a hot shower in Wigan screaming like a girl!!!

    But it was pretty damn spectacular with the scream and the breaking glass!!

    When I got home C thought I had managed to get sunburn in Wigan in Winter!
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,251
    Holding your friends balls whilst on a dancefloor in Blackpool
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    "But it was pretty damn spectacular with the scream and the breaking glass!!"

    Not as spectacular as seeing a screaming, naked 6ft 8" man with 3rd degree burns, dripping blood whilst suffering a hangover from hell!!
  • Mortimerician
    Mortimerician Posts: 5,222
    Using any kind of hair or skin product.
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    wearing any sorta Palarse footie shirt.
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    Wearing a blue check tablecloth style shirt

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