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  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    Social media videos where they scrape food with a knife to show how it's crispy.

    Bored of seeing it.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,957
    Use of the word crispy rather than crisp. It's everywhere.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    Macronate said:
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:
    North Lower Neil said:
    Macronate said:
    The stupidity of flies:


    They annoy me so much.
    What drives me more crazy is that can't avoid a wall or fly through an open window, but you try to swat them with a newspaper or whatever and they turn into acrobatic flying geniuses.
    Treat yourself to one of these.
    I have great fun hurtling round the house swinging my bat around.
    Even if the charge doesn't zap them it's fun knocking them into next week.
    Hit one in to a spiders web the other day. Back of the net Brian.

    I have one of these.

    Yesterday, I was chasing three flies around the house exhibiting my best John McEnroe forehand and backhand shots when I managed to get my little finger caught momentarily in the racquet, causing me to suffer a minor electrocution.

    I hate flies even more now.
    'Little finger'...is that what you call it?
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,832
    IdleHans said:
    Use of the word crispy rather than crisp. It's everywhere.

    As adjectives the difference between crisp and crispy

     is that crisp is (of something seen or heard) sharp, clearly defined while crispy is having a crisp texture; brittle yet tender.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,957
    MrOneLung said:
    IdleHans said:
    Use of the word crispy rather than crisp. It's everywhere.

    As adjectives the difference between crisp and crispy

     is that crisp is (of something seen or heard) sharp, clearly defined while crispy is having a crisp texture; brittle yet tender.
    So crisps are actually crispy, rather than crisp. In which case, why aren't they called crispies?
  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,413
    Staying in a small town this weekend here in Canada.

    I've rung every single pub in the town and none of them have heard of the Champions League, nor will commit to showing it on Saturday.

    One of them asked if it was a hockey match. Ridiculous set of people.
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,767
    cafcnick1992 said:
    Staying in a small town this weekend here in Canada.

    I've rung every single pub in the town and none of them have heard of the Champions League, nor will commit to showing it on Saturday.

    One of them asked if it was a hockey match. Ridiculous set of people.
    They’re bulshitting when they say they don’t know about it. 
    Just tell them it’s on DAZN (which is true). Major sports channel in Canada. 
    If a sports event is shown on DAZN, Canadians know about it.

  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,217
    cafcnick1992 said:
    Staying in a small town this weekend here in Canada.

    I've rung every single pub in the town and none of them have heard of the Champions League, nor will commit to showing it on Saturday.

    One of them asked if it was a hockey match. Ridiculous set of people.
    You might have trouble getting the cricket in a couple of weeks then.
  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,413
    The Canadian Brewhouse, Abbotsford saves the day!! Showing the Champions League final.

    Let's goooooooooooo
  • thickandthin63
    thickandthin63 Posts: 2,950
    Really pissed off with Andy Carroll all over the sun,who is interested in a failed footballer in bed with 3 women.
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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    Who reads the sun?!
  • arny23394
    arny23394 Posts: 1,180
    thickandthin63 said:
    Really pissed off with Andy Carroll all over the sun,who is interested in a failed footballer in bed with 3 women.
    Are you actually really pissed off over that??
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    Apologies in advance for providing too much information. 

    1. I had one turd on Saturday and one turd on Sunday. 

    2. I also had 3 "signature required" parcel deliveries across Saturday and Sunday, all from different companies.

    All 3 of the parcel deliveries listed in point 2 arrived during the cumulative 10 minutes spell during which the number 2s listed in point 1 were being despatched. 

    3 separate occasions I had to do an awkward run down the stairs to get to the door in the 15 seconds before they've put a "sorry we missed you" card through the door and slung your parcel into next door's garden.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    Move your toilet closer to the front door 👍
  • thickandthin63
    thickandthin63 Posts: 2,950
    arny23394 said:
    thickandthin63 said:
    Really pissed off with Andy Carroll all over the sun,who is interested in a failed footballer in bed with 3 women.
    Are you actually really pissed off over that??
    I really am,all the problems that could be headlined and we get nobodies on the front page,Katie Price coming up for sentencing in june,thats another major scoop,no doubt love island"stars" will soon be dominating the front pages,with their pathetic stories.(I know I should get out more,but i have done my back in and cant play golf at the moment)
  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,456
    thickandthin63 said:
    Really pissed off with Andy Carroll all over the sun,who is interested in a failed footballer in bed with 3 women.
    What failed footballer’s he interested in?
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    The Trivago/Chelsea players advert.
  • NorthStandUltra
    NorthStandUltra Posts: 2,538
    Macronate said:
    The Trivago/Chelsea players advert.
    Great shout! Didn’t think another football related advert would top Joe Hart/Head & Shoulders for levels of cringe but Trivago & Chelsea have managed it, Mason Mount especially for the dancing
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    I had a work meeting yesterday with someone I haven't seen for two years. Her first words were, "Your team had a good season". Not thinking she was the sort of person who would take the Mickey, I asked what she meant.
    "Crystal Palace" she said, "They had a great season".
    "Yeah, I know", I replied in my most solemn voice.
    Getting the message she said, "I'm sorry, who is it you support then"?
    "Charlton" I said.
    "Oh, I knew it was one of those teams being with 'C'. What league are they in now?
    There then followed an awkward two minute conversation about how poor Charlton had been and how well her team, West Ham, had done. Grrrr.    
  • arny23394
    arny23394 Posts: 1,180
    thickandthin63 said:
    arny23394 said:
    thickandthin63 said:
    Really pissed off with Andy Carroll all over the sun,who is interested in a failed footballer in bed with 3 women.
    Are you actually really pissed off over that??
    I really am,all the problems that could be headlined and we get nobodies on the front page,Katie Price coming up for sentencing in june,thats another major scoop,no doubt love island"stars" will soon be dominating the front pages,with their pathetic stories.(I know I should get out more,but i have done my back in and cant play golf at the moment)
    It’s the sun - written for people with a single figure iq.
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  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    edited June 2022
    NorthStandUltra said:
    Macronate said:
    The Trivago/Chelsea players advert.
    Great shout! Didn’t think another football related advert would top Joe Hart/Head & Shoulders for levels of cringe but Trivago & Chelsea have managed it, Mason Mount especially for the dancing
    It's actually put me off booking with Trivago now because I don't want to run the risk of arriving at a hotel and being greeted with a knobhead dancing around in reception, being egged on by his teammates.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    edited June 2022
    I saw a clip of Loose Women where Stacey Soloman was asking why people care about the Queen or listen to what she says. I mean ffs. Stacey fucking Soloman.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    edited June 2022
    ValleyGary said:
    I saw a clip of Loose Women where Stacey Soloman was asking why people care about the Queen or listen to what she says. I mean ffs. Stacey fucking Soloman.
    See I get why the queen is loved and why people listen to her, but I am no royalist.

    Happy to have the royal family as our national celebrities if it means the reality tv personalities like Stacey Solomon, Gemma COLLINS ABSOLUTELY NOT ARTERTON (Forever Addickted doctored my quote), Rylan Clark and the like are seen as the media whores they are. They are so desperate to have their faces everywhere.  
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    ValleyGary said:
    On my series link of Loose Women Stacey Soloman was asking why people care about the Queen or listen to what she says. I mean ffs. Stacey fucking Soloman.
    Fixed for you mate 
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    Dazzler21 said:
    ValleyGary said:
    I saw a clip of Loose Women where Stacey Soloman was asking why people care about the Queen or listen to what she says. I mean ffs. Stacey fucking Soloman.
    See I get why the queen is loved and why people listen to her, but I am no royalist.

    Happy to have the royal family as our national celebrities if it means the reality tv personalities like Stacey Solomon, Gemma Arterton, Rylan Clark and the like are seen as the media whores they are. They are so desperate to have their faces everywhere.  
    Are you confusing Gemma Arterton with someone else...? - She's a fellow Charlton fan so you cant insult her
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    edited June 2022
    LMAO the worst confusion I have ever made between two people. 

    Gemma Collins. 
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,846
    edited June 2022
    Absolute militant pricks trying to highjack The Mall parade for their inconsequential protest.

    At least the police were more effective than when similar cocks glued themselves to motorways.

    Personally, I would have preferred it if they had scraped their faces a little more effectively on the tarmac. 
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,673
    Getting this terse little message on my Chromebook.



  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    When you use a public toilet and the previous user leaves a terrible smell AND as you leave, someone comes in thinking you were the source of the smell.
  • Plumstead_Micky
    Plumstead_Micky Posts: 932
    How the train signalling system breaks down so frequently. Although mysteriously Covid sorted that out for a while...
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