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  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,528
    Attention seeking trolls.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 95,179
    Weather forecasts!!

    All the apps I use tell me that this morning is going to be a lovely clear morning, even NOW its telling me its a lovely clear morning and not a cloud in the sky (Yet I can fricking well see the bastard things) - Got up at 4am to go out for a Sunrise, and what do I get... Pissing clouds!!
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,053
    stackitsteve said:
    650,000/1 - And it’s £2.50 a go too. 

    My argument/idea with the lottery is: 140 million jackpot, why not give 14 people 10 million each, or 28 people 5 million.
    1 or 2 winners sharing that is ridiculous.
    Do you play the lottery?

    I’ve found that those who make the most noise about jackpot levels usually don’t even play. 

    Apologies if you do 🙂
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 11,015
    ForeverAddickted said:
    Weather forecasts!!

    All the apps I use tell me that this morning is going to be a lovely clear morning, even NOW its telling me its a lovely clear morning and not a cloud in the sky (Yet I can fricking well see the bastard things) - Got up at 4am to go out for a Sunrise, and what do I get... Pissing clouds!!
    More commonly known as rain
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 95,179
    Wet wipes - The majority of times its almost impossible to get just one out of the packet... Instead you end up taking the whole bloody lot out of the bag, meaning you then have to try and get the rest back in!!
  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,219
    Jordan Pickford, running out to yell at somebody every time he has to do what a goalkeeper is supposed to do.
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,053
    ForeverAddickted said:
    Wet wipes - The majority of times its almost impossible to get just one out of the packet... Instead you end up taking the whole bloody lot out of the bag, meaning you then have to try and get the rest back in!!
    And then the impossibility of resealing the packet after a few wipes have been removed.
  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,465
    People cheating using their phones at a pub quiz. I literally don't see the point. Last week I was sat next to a table who were checking all their answers to the picture round on google.
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,238
    An L or R on a sock.
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,718
    When they twiddle those cards on 'Wanted down under' and say Austraaaaaliaahhh. 

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  • thickandthin63
    thickandthin63 Posts: 2,976
    cafcnick1992 said:
    People cheating using their phones at a pub quiz. I literally don't see the point. Last week I was sat next to a table who were checking all their answers to the picture round on google.
    I stopped going to my regular clubs quiz night because of this,if you got caught in the room you were outed,but people were in the toilets,for what £20-30 prize split between 4,pathetic.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,649
    edited May 2022
    thickandthin63 said:
    cafcnick1992 said:
    People cheating using their phones at a pub quiz. I literally don't see the point. Last week I was sat next to a table who were checking all their answers to the picture round on google.
    I stopped going to my regular clubs quiz night because of this,if you got caught in the room you were outed,but people were in the toilets,for what £20-30 prize split between 4,pathetic.
    Quizzes can bring out the worst kind of people. Some like this who cheat to win a small prize (or big prizes for that matter) and know it all types who usually resemble the eggheads, team who argue over answers and start their sentences with "I think you'll find".

    There was a quiz at my wife's school a few years ago to raise funds and a team kicked off over an answer. The company who ran it, did it for free and there was a dispute over a question. They wouldn't let it go and in the end the head had to intervene. At the end of the quiz she thanked the people for organising it & giving up their time and everyone clapped them apart from this team who just got up and walked out. Don't even think there was a monetary prize, just a bottle of fizz.

    As you say, pathetic.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 11,015
    The fact that any coverage at all is being given to the stupid spat between the two worthless Karens, Vardy and Rooney, over snippy twitter bollocks. Everything that's wrong with modern popular culture in a nutshell. Waste of skin the pair of them.
  • CharltonKerry
    CharltonKerry Posts: 2,969
    IdleHans said:
    The fact that any coverage at all is being given to the stupid spat between the two worthless Karens, Vardy and Rooney, over snippy twitter bollocks. Everything that's wrong with modern popular culture in a nutshell. Waste of skin the pair of them.
    What really annoyed me was the fact the BBC even reported on it on there main 6 o’clock news program gave it at least 3 minutes, why? There’s so much newsworthy stuff happening at the moment, why waste precious time on such utter and senseless rubbish, barmy if you ask me.
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,389
    Raith_C_Chattonell said:
    When they twiddle those cards on 'Wanted down under' and say Austraaaaaliaahhh. 
    1970's retro tech.

    One of my friends is an Aussie, he lives in Sevenoaks, (nice house as it would be around there), does his brain watching that nonsense. He told me he couldn't afford to move back to Sydney.

    I love it when they have a typical northern family on there when reality hits home. Their house in the UK is worth two pound fifty, the one they want is as dear as anywhere else in the modern world, they haven't got any more to offer than the average Aussie work wise and cost of chicken nuggets is twice as back in blighty.
    Also that great myth of the outside life, its too bloody hot spend all your spare time outside. Probably why they not that big on gardening.


  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,882
    IdleHans said:
    The fact that any coverage at all is being given to the stupid spat between the two worthless Karens, Vardy and Rooney, over snippy twitter bollocks. Everything that's wrong with modern popular culture in a nutshell. Waste of skin the pair of them.
    To give Colleen Rooney her full title:
    Wayne Rooney’s Derby County’s Wayne Rooney’s wife Colleen Rooney.
    🤪
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,139
    Weather forecasters and their shit.
    Today I'll give you a sunny smile followed by a cloudy forecast with persistent errors and considerable hot air.
    Mate, your dry day has just rained on my garden furniture you prat.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 95,179
    edited May 2022
    The inability to know how many subs are allowed in a game of Football now... Used to be a straight forward "3"

    But with games that have Extra Time, concussion etc. I just havent got a clue 
  • cblock
    cblock Posts: 1,963
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:
    Weather forecasters and their shit.
    Today I'll give you a sunny smile followed by a cloudy forecast with persistent errors and considerable hot air.
    Mate, your dry day has just rained on my garden furniture you prat.

    Congratulations prat, the BBC are pretty accurate  as someone who works outside, they do a great job IMHO.
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,114
    Football commentators inability to know the difference between a flare and a smoke bomb.

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  • Redvalleyeast
    Redvalleyeast Posts: 4,759
    Probably been said on here before but....People going out to the shops in their pyjamas,makes my shit itch,get dressed you lazy fucks
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,061
    People who always use the left lane of roundabouts irrespective of which exit they are leaving. Usually slow driving and old.
  • CAFCspooney
    CAFCspooney Posts: 562
    Those handwash units on trains that dispense a handful of liquid soap before you find that there is no water!
  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,481
    CAFCspooney said:
    Those handwash units on trains that dispense a handful of liquid soap before you find that there is no water!
    There’s never any water.
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,053
    JaShea99 said:
    CAFCspooney said:
    Those handwash units on trains that dispense a handful of liquid soap before you find that there is no water!
    There’s never any water.
    There’s usually no soap or a working toilet.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,649
    There’s usually no train 
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,882
    Jesus. I haven’t sat and watched the analysis on Monday Night Football for ages. And now I remember why:
    I just can’t listen to Carragher. It’s not his opinions that are the problem - sometimes I agree, sometimes I don’t - it’s not even the awful squeaky accent, being the “professional scouser” and the blatant bias. I can cope with all that. My issue is the way he starts to make a point and then pauses for what seems like ages. He does it all the time. 
    Fucking make your point already you stupid twat.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    DaveMehmet said:
    There’s usually no train 
    every addicks nightmare 
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,406
    When fans invade the pitch after winning a semi-final. You've won nothing yet
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,649
    The amount of dogshit there is about nowadays. It had become a thing of the past but I'm guessing the increase in ownership during lockdown has caused it.

    Someone had let theirs go at the end of our drive this morning, would love to catch the fuckers and rub their noses in it (the owners not the dogs).
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