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Criminal bin dipping cnuts pratting about with football clubs robbing them blind3
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EFL determinedly looking the other way twiddling its thumbs while cnuts dismantle clubs and rob them blind3
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Hopefully a joke that's gone over my head, but I fear not.addick1956 said:CARD...partly to blame for in your face crap to an owner who can exact revenge and it seems is.4 -
Don't engage the trollMrLargo said:
Hopefully a joke that's gone over my head, but I fear not.addick1956 said:CARD...partly to blame for in your face crap to an owner who can exact revenge and it seems is.3 -
I think there's only 2 things that dithering old ctun cares about and that's money and doing things his way. I can't see him going till he gets what he perceives to be enough for the Club and it has to be his idea. Not sure anything fans have done and can do, will change that either way tbh mateaddick1956 said:CARD...partly to blame for in your face crap to an owner who can exact revenge and it seems is.1 -
You're really weird.addick1956 said:CARD...partly to blame for in your face crap to an owner who can exact revenge and it seems is.1 -
The scam industry in India, and that the government over there is ignoring it.2
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Equally, the tax evasion and avoidance in the UK and that the government over there is ignoring it.1
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Not familiar wit that as I've not lived in England for many years. The scammers are robbing older people who are not very computer savvy of their life savings in some cases, it's brutal.Algarveaddick said:Equally, the tax evasion and avoidance in the UK and that the government over there is ignoring it.1 -
I have difficulty hooking a face mask around my ears, it keeps pinging off. With much fussing I can get it to stay put, but it is all rather precarious.
I recently checked myself out in the reflection of a car window and to my horror discovered I was packing as good as a Freddie 'Parrot Face' Davies impression as you could possibly get.
I have thus far used seven masks from the box which means that I have to face this humiliation another forty three times. 😷
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Wasps.
Stripey bastards.0 -
The crap phone signal and ergo the rubbish internet connection on my holiday park in Dawlish Warren.0
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Just logged on to Spotify and noticed a playlist called, 'Daily Wellness'.
I thinks I could do with some of that, so give it a try. After some initial guff from Dolly Parton backed by a church organ the music started ... 2nd track up 'Under Pressure'.
That didn't last long.
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Nooo, you can't improve on perfection. Whatever next, Boyzone to record Dark Side of the Moon? Rod Liddle to re-write Shakespeare? Del Boy Trotter to repaint the Sistine Chapel?Bournemouth Addick said:2 -
In luminous paint?Stig said:
Nooo, you can't improve on perfection. Whatever next, Boyzone to record Dark Side of the Moon? Rod Liddle to re-write Shakespeare? Del Boy Trotter to repaint the Sistine Chapel?Bournemouth Addick said:4 -
Wish I'd thought of that.iaitch said:
In luminous paint?Stig said:
Nooo, you can't improve on perfection. Whatever next, Boyzone to record Dark Side of the Moon? Rod Liddle to re-write Shakespeare? Del Boy Trotter to repaint the Sistine Chapel?Bournemouth Addick said:4 -
Why, only on this site do I keep getting fecking adverts about Earwax. I haven't googled anything on this and don't suffer from it.
[Stands back and waits for the inevitable].
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Flies. They get in the house the very second you open a door, then seem unable to locate the same door to find their way back out and instead spend an age just bumping up against a closed window. If you then open the window, they fly off somewhere else and seem unable to find the way back to the now open window. They have the whole world to fly around in, most of which is much more interesting than my house!13
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Perf with surf.3
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Get a fly swatter. They're brilliant.Wilma said:Flies. They get in the house the very second you open a door, then seem unable to locate the same door to find their way back out and instead spend an age just bumping up against a closed window. If you then open the window, they fly off somewhere else and seem unable to find the way back to the now open window. They have the whole world to fly around in, most of which is much more interesting than my house!0 -
I wouldn’t go that far, she misses more than she hits...Covered End said:
Get a fly swatter. They're brilliant.Wilma said:Flies. They get in the house the very second you open a door, then seem unable to locate the same door to find their way back out and instead spend an age just bumping up against a closed window. If you then open the window, they fly off somewhere else and seem unable to find the way back to the now open window. They have the whole world to fly around in, most of which is much more interesting than my house!0 -
I do have a fly swatter and a disgusting hanging fly paper but this one was a particularly big buzzing thing that I wasn't prepared to chase around the house. It went out the window eventually.Covered End said:
Get a fly swatter. They're brilliant.Wilma said:Flies. They get in the house the very second you open a door, then seem unable to locate the same door to find their way back out and instead spend an age just bumping up against a closed window. If you then open the window, they fly off somewhere else and seem unable to find the way back to the now open window. They have the whole world to fly around in, most of which is much more interesting than my house!0 -
My Dad asked for a Newspaper the other day so passed him my iPad and told him to get with the times!!
That fly didnt know what hit him!!5 -
I found 2 dead bluebottles on the same floor tile in my kitchen this morning. It's a fairly big kitchen too so I thought it was a bit odd.Wilma said:Flies. They get in the house the very second you open a door, then seem unable to locate the same door to find their way back out and instead spend an age just bumping up against a closed window. If you then open the window, they fly off somewhere else and seem unable to find the way back to the now open window. They have the whole world to fly around in, most of which is much more interesting than my house!
I ended up imagining that they had had a fight to the death and both expired in battle.
Other explanations are available.7 -
That's where you're going wrong.Wilma said:
I do have a fly swatter and a disgusting hanging fly paper but this one was a particularly big buzzing thing that I wasn't prepared to chase around the house. It went out the window eventually.Covered End said:
Get a fly swatter. They're brilliant.Wilma said:Flies. They get in the house the very second you open a door, then seem unable to locate the same door to find their way back out and instead spend an age just bumping up against a closed window. If you then open the window, they fly off somewhere else and seem unable to find the way back to the now open window. They have the whole world to fly around in, most of which is much more interesting than my house!
You're not meant to chase them.
You swat them on the window
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Hope they're not cluster flies otherwise you may be seeing some more.SuedeAdidas said:
I found 2 dead bluebottles on the same floor tile in my kitchen this morning. It's a fairly big kitchen too so I thought it was a bit odd.Wilma said:Flies. They get in the house the very second you open a door, then seem unable to locate the same door to find their way back out and instead spend an age just bumping up against a closed window. If you then open the window, they fly off somewhere else and seem unable to find the way back to the now open window. They have the whole world to fly around in, most of which is much more interesting than my house!
I ended up imagining that they had had a fight to the death and both expired in battle.
Other explanations are available.
Cluster flies are big and dozy, but obviously not bluebottles. I saw two or three in my house some years ago and then over the following week /ten days others arrived - possibly up to 50/60. I went to war with them with my vacuum cleaner. I called a pest controller who told me that nothing will stop them once they've selected a house. The other thing is they always congregate in the same place within the house. They try to get in at the end of summer btw. I was never able to trace their access point despite shutting doors, sitting and waiting, they seemed to appear out of thin air.
I actually purchased something to kill them off in the end, but never had to use it as my vacuum skills sufficed. I imagine they got word to their mates outside - its not worth it - there's a lunatic indoors on guard 24/7 armed with his hoover.5 -
Wilma said:Flies. They get in the house the very second you open a door, then seem unable to locate the same door to find their way back out and instead spend an age just bumping up against a closed window. If you then open the window, they fly off somewhere else and seem unable to find the way back to the now open window. They have the whole world to fly around in, most of which is much more interesting than my house!
There’s a very funny clip on Family Guy of a fly trying to get out of a window and then giving up.
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Won't take much guess work to figure which of them is going to be playing the John Candy role of the man that doesn't shut up.Bournemouth Addick said:1 -
Has anyone mentioned Lyle cnut Taylor?0
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