What is the point in have a system that is capable of telling you where the parcel is, but only displaying a message that means nothing?
You want a message that says Dave had lobbed it across the loading bay to Mike who's dropped it and has seen the fragile sticker so is now kicking it around the car park.
Sue Smith covering our game on ssn , useless cow has been getting herself all wet over Benrahma and Brentford all night, didn’t even know Phillips’ name.
I have inexplicably started to sing (in my head) supercalifragilisticexpialidocious whilst wet shaving. That's one syllable to each swish of the razor. It started last week and it's really beginning to piss me off.
I have inexplicably started to sing (in my head) supercalifragilisticexpialidocious whilst wet shaving. That's one syllable to each swish of the razor. It started last week and it's really beginning to piss me off.
One swish per syllable? How many packs of Rizla do you get through?
Sue Smith covering our game on ssn , useless cow has been getting herself all wet over Benrahma and Brentford all night, didn’t even know Phillips’ name.
I wrote as much on the match thread. She literally couldnt wait for Brentford to score. Almost a liberty that we had the front to score.
Sue Smith covering our game on ssn , useless cow has been getting herself all wet over Benrahma and Brentford all night, didn’t even know Phillips’ name.
I wrote as much on the match thread. She literally couldnt wait for Brentford to score. Almost a liberty that we had the front to score.
Maybe she's still upset that we beat Doncaster in last year's play offs?
All but ending their play-off hopes in the process, and consequently meaning that they're certain to turn in another losing performance against Hull at the weekend.
My wife having a fecking discussion with puppy Bowyer who grabbed a tea towel from the worktop. Don’t ask him, fecking tell him...... she wonders why the dogs don’t listen to her FFS 🤷♂️
Rolling my ankle on the kerb this morning because, yet again, I had to walk in the road because of selfish bastards who won't move over. 99 times out of 100 it is me that moves.
Jean Paul Sartre made a lot of sense with his hell is other people line.
People advertising workshops to rent (or anything for that matter) and either having one photo of just the outside, or no photo at all included in their ad.
People advertising workshops to rent (or anything for that matter) and either having one photo of just the outside, or no photo at all included in their ad.
100s of these legal high gas canisters littering the bottom of my road, presumably tossed out of a car by ignorant youth. Subsequently smashed and moved by cars over a wide area. As an aside where are these being purchased from?
They are used in the catering industry for whipped cream or that poncy foam stuff, they can't be banned for that exact reason..Its nitrous oxide or 'NOS'. They are a massive earner for people at festivals where you're charged upto £5 per balloon, cost is maybe 20p each if you buy them in big enough bulk.
Builders still working down my road with an electric saw outside @ 9pm tonight whilst my Son tries to sleep
Would say something but not on the best terms with my neighbours so not going to give them any satisfaction!!
Open you window and close your curtains, so they can see what house it's coming from and shout out - "My names Matt Southall and if you don't stop using that saw, me and my mate Lee Amis are gonna come down there and shove it up you're Polska arses"
Builders still working down my road with an electric saw outside @ 9pm tonight whilst my Son tries to sleep
Would say something but not on the best terms with my neighbours so not going to give them any satisfaction!!
Since moving to working at home I've realised just how noisy it is. If it's not the kids next door screaming and wailing for 8 hours a day in the garden, it's the constant, endless drilling, hammering, angle grinding, sawing, chainsawing going on up and down the road. It's doing my head in.
I kid you not, next door but one has had sessions of drum therapy going on one afternoon a week for a few weeks. They're an assisted living place so I can't really get too humpy with them but I never imagined I'd have to be making work phone/Skype calls with a musical bed of Native American drumming and a singalong in the background.
Builders still working down my road with an electric saw outside @ 9pm tonight whilst my Son tries to sleep
Would say something but not on the best terms with my neighbours so not going to give them any satisfaction!!
Since moving to working at home I've realised just how noisy it is. If it's not the kids next door screaming and wailing for 8 hours a day in the garden, it's the constant, endless drilling, hammering, angle grinding, sawing, chainsawing going on up and down the road. It's doing my head in.
I kid you not, next door but one has had sessions of drum therapy going on one afternoon a week for a few weeks. They're an assisted living place so I can't really get too humpy with them but I never imagined I'd have to be making work phone/Skype calls with a musical bed of Native American drumming and a singalong in the background.
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Lot of ugly birds on your line then?
Jean Paul Sartre made a lot of sense with his hell is other people line.
Chiselling it out is a c*** of a job.
Would say something but not on the best terms with my neighbours so not going to give them any satisfaction!!
I kid you not, next door but one has had sessions of drum therapy going on one afternoon a week for a few weeks. They're an assisted living place so I can't really get too humpy with them but I never imagined I'd have to be making work phone/Skype calls with a musical bed of Native American drumming and a singalong in the background.