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  • McBobbin said:
    My kids getting nits. How the fuck? Have they been infested for a month? Just had to wash the entire contents of the house and de-louse myself. I've convinced myself my wife has been seeing a tramp on her "exercise hour"
    They lay eggs don't they and the larvae have hatched? 
  • Lice lay nits on hair shafts close to the scalp, where the temperature is perfect for keeping warm until they hatch. ... Unless a child has many head lice, it's more common to see nits in the hair than live lice crawling on the scalp. Lice eggs hatch 1–2 weeks after they're laid.
  • Groooo. Just saw the nits, not the lice.
  • Water infection, again
    Worst thing I’ve had when I had it, felt like I was pissing myself even when I weren’t. Really hope you get rid of it soon mate, horrible thing to have.
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    Water infection, again
    Worst thing I’ve had when I had it, felt like I was pissing myself even when I weren’t. Really hope you get rid of it soon mate, horrible thing to have.
    Cheers mate, I get a terrible dizziness and hot and cold flushes with it too. Could barely drag myself outside to give the dogs a run the last couple of days, but feel a lot better today.
  • Water infection, again
    Worst thing I’ve had when I had it, felt like I was pissing myself even when I weren’t. Really hope you get rid of it soon mate, horrible thing to have.
    Cheers mate, I get a terrible dizziness and hot and cold flushes with it too. Could barely drag myself outside to give the dogs a run the last couple of days, but feel a lot better today.
    Sure it’s not the menopause? 
  • McBobbin said:
    My kids getting nits. How the fuck? Have they been infested for a month? Just had to wash the entire contents of the house and de-louse myself. I've convinced myself my wife has been seeing a tramp on her "exercise hour"
    Nits and Lice prefer cleaner hair. 

    This leads me to believe she has been seeing someone clean and crisp in her exercise hour.
  • Gobshite pseudo-journalists and politicos wanking on about 'transparency', 'exit strategy' and winding down the restrictions - largely cos they have nothing useful to contribute nor an original thought between them and guilelessly prove that all those things serve only as distractions from the one thing we all need to stick to - in short not killing thousands of innocent people through sheer self-obsessed fuckwittery.
    And I'm including Keir Starmer in that.  Two days into his new job and all he can find to say is "I'm a halfwit hypocrite with a big mouth"
    Twats all.
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  • Gobshite pseudo-journalists and politicos wanking on about 'transparency', 'exit strategy' and winding down the restrictions - largely cos they have nothing useful to contribute nor an original thought between them and guilelessly prove that all those things serve only as distractions from the one thing we all need to stick to - in short not killing thousands of innocent people through sheer self-obsessed fuckwittery.
    And I'm including Keir Starmer in that.  Two days into his new job and all he can find to say is "I'm a halfwit hypocrite with a big mouth"
    Twats all.
    I tend to agree.

    My beef is with the journos at the daily briefing who seem to ask the same questions day in day out and largely get the same answers. They appear to love the sound of their own voices as they hang onto their moment for as long as possible. Never ever is a chance for a supplementary question declined as they drone on and on ... or to use Mr ST's preferred verb ... wank on and on.  :/.
      
  • Gobshite pseudo-journalists and politicos wanking on about 'transparency', 'exit strategy' and winding down the restrictions - largely cos they have nothing useful to contribute nor an original thought between them and guilelessly prove that all those things serve only as distractions from the one thing we all need to stick to - in short not killing thousands of innocent people through sheer self-obsessed fuckwittery.
    And I'm including Keir Starmer in that.  Two days into his new job and all he can find to say is "I'm a halfwit hypocrite with a big mouth"
    Twats all.
    I tend to agree.

    My beef is with the journos at the daily briefing who seem to ask the same questions day in day out and largely get the same answers. They appear to love the sound of their own voices as they hang onto their moment for as long as possible. Never ever is a chance for a supplementary question declined as they drone on and on ... or to use Mr ST's preferred verb ... wank on and on.  :/.
      
    Think the BBC News website has been carrying some weird stories and over dramatising them, there was one recently that claimed a "German zoo may have to feed animals to each other" with a photo of some young pandas playing, when you actually read the article, it explains that a zoo in Germany has a list ready, of animals that will be used if needed (may be something that it does routinely in a time like this), but it then goes on to talk about panda twins that have been a big attraction, but their fans can't see them at the moment. I can understand the BBC carrying this story if all avenues had been exhausted and the cull was imminent, but is it really necessary at this time, when people are anxious and depressed enough and before any decision has been made? 
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  • People who cycle with one hand on the handle bars and the other holding onto a dog or two on a lead.

    Irresponsible wankers.
  • Strong wrists.
  • Getting plates out of the cupboard and them having water sitting on them.

    is it that hard to dry the fucking plates
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  • Working from home all week whilst my furloughed family are out in the garden enjoying the sunshine. Now Saturday's come and it's my turn to enjoy the warm rays. Oh... 
  • Opened a loaf of bread and it had two toppers at the top. 

    Bloody fuming ! 
  • My mrs eating both the heels from the plain loaf
  • People who call toppers heels ! 
  • MrOneLung said:
    People who call toppers heels ! 
    FLAG
  • MrLargo said:
    My mrs eating both the heels from the plain loaf
    MrOneLung said:
    People who call toppers heels ! 
    What blasphemous language is this?! You mean the crust, right?
    And you, FLAG
  • Ears. 
    Ffs
  • Knobbys. Always and only knobbys. 
  • Heel, the thicker, the butter.
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