You pop in to do your weekend ACCA and there's always some pleb rabbiting on and shouting at the screens. You just want a quiet moment to concentrate and read the form in peace and these morons yelling at a TV screen telling the horse to "get up", then sometimes they start chatting to you about their betting hard luck stories, usually like 1 team let them down for 5 grand. You usually respond in kind like you can't believe his bad luck but in your head your thinking 'yeah that's why the bookie makes a profit and you have holes in your shoes, please go away"
I'm sure this is already in here somewhere, but inconsiderate nobbers eating microwaved fish in an open plan office.
Yeah I've definitely seen that, doesn't make it any less true though. Any smelly or loud-to-eat food is a straight red, any kind of fish is an extended ban.
I'm sure this is already in here somewhere, but inconsiderate nobbers eating microwaved fish in an open plan office.
Literally just had the same conversation in my office! Someone has come up from the floor below to use the kitchen which is on our floor. By the smell of the filthy fecker has cooked up some rank, rotten fish dish and now we are all sitting here for the rest of the day with the windows open.
I'm sure this is already in here somewhere, but inconsiderate nobbers eating microwaved fish in an open plan office.
Literally just had the same conversation in my office! Someone has come up from the floor below to use the kitchen which is on our floor. By the smell of the filthy fecker has cooked up some rank, rotten fish dish and now we are all sitting here for the rest of the day with the windows open.
You're lucky you can open windows! We have fixed, closed windows so no chance of any fresh air.
I'm sure this is already in here somewhere, but inconsiderate nobbers eating microwaved fish in an open plan office.
Literally just had the same conversation in my office! Someone has come up from the floor below to use the kitchen which is on our floor. By the smell of the filthy fecker has cooked up some rank, rotten fish dish and now we are all sitting here for the rest of the day with the windows open.
To be fair I thinking using a kitchen on a other floor is the correct proecedure. Otherwise you would have the smell hanging around your desk all day.
I'm sure this is already in here somewhere, but inconsiderate nobbers eating microwaved fish in an open plan office.
Literally just had the same conversation in my office! Someone has come up from the floor below to use the kitchen which is on our floor. By the smell of the filthy fecker has cooked up some rank, rotten fish dish and now we are all sitting here for the rest of the day with the windows open.
Bloke I used to work with used to microwave kippers in the site canteen and eat em with Uncle Ben's rice and Reggae Reggae sauce and stink the place out. I got in there one Monday morning after a particularly long weekend "On it" and said to him, "Russ, please don't tell me you're gonna start stinking the place out with your kippers later" to which he said "Dont be fuckin stupid, I have kippers on a Wednesday"
The fact you can't just buy WiFi cheaply. Companies like virgin, sky etc still trying to sell packages including a land line and TV channels to make it sound like you're getting Alot for your money. No one uses landlines and surely we're at the point where everything can be done via an Internet cable
My wife likes watching 'Eat Well for Less' so unfortunately I end up watching it too. Despite every episode being identical to the last, featuring the following;
- Fat baldy Gregggg scoffs and gurns when the working mother of 5 dares to microwave something. - Other less annoying one outraged at family for daring to eat a takeaway. - "You liked this swap we made that will save you 34 pence per week, although you'll now have to travel to a different supermarket to get it" - "we didn't even swap this thing, and you thought it was a cheaper version you idiots. We've proved nothing" - "we saved them £20 a week on their shopping" - No revisit to the family a few weeks later to see if they have continued where they were left. Because they haven't. We all know they're devouring their third kebab of the day in front of the tv. Meanwhile Gregggg and his mate are giving each other high fives, as they save the UK from convenience.
But the thing that winds me up for no real reason;
Every week at the start of the show, we get to see Tony and Louise go around Tesco popping all sorts of disgusting/offensive food in their trolley (like branded ketchup, or a bag of ready grated cheddar cheese), while talking more than any couple does round the supermarket, and the voiceover chimes in with "They have no idea they're being watched"
How stupid do you think we are? There are cameramen waiting for them as they leave the aisle, and a flipping Go-Pro attached to the front of the trolley. Wankers.
My wife likes watching 'Eat Well for Less' so unfortunately I end up watching it too. Despite every episode being identical to the last, featuring the following;
- Fat baldy Gregggg scoffs and gurns when the working mother of 5 dares to microwave something. - Other less annoying one outraged at family for daring to eat a takeaway. - "You liked this swap we made that will save you 34 pence per week, although you'll now have to travel to a different supermarket to get it" - "we didn't even swap this thing, and you thought it was a cheaper version you idiots. We've proved nothing" - "we saved them £20 a week on their shopping" - No revisit to the family a few weeks later to see if they have continued where they were left. Because they haven't. We all know they're devouring their third kebab of the day in front of the tv. Meanwhile Gregggg and his mate are giving each other high fives, as they save the UK from convenience.
But the thing that winds me up for no real reason;
Every week at the start of the show, we get to see Tony and Louise go around Tesco popping all sorts of disgusting/offensive food in their trolley (like branded ketchup, or a bag of ready grated cheddar cheese), while talking more than any couple does round the supermarket, and the voiceover chimes in with "They have no idea they're being watched"
How stupid do you think we are? There are cameramen waiting for them as they leave the aisle, and a flipping Go-Pro attached to the front of the trolley. Wankers.
My wife likes watching 'Eat Well for Less' so unfortunately I end up watching it too. Despite every episode being identical to the last, featuring the following;
- Fat baldy Gregggg scoffs and gurns when the working mother of 5 dares to microwave something. - Other less annoying one outraged at family for daring to eat a takeaway. - "You liked this swap we made that will save you 34 pence per week, although you'll now have to travel to a different supermarket to get it" - "we didn't even swap this thing, and you thought it was a cheaper version you idiots. We've proved nothing" - "we saved them £20 a week on their shopping" - No revisit to the family a few weeks later to see if they have continued where they were left. Because they haven't. We all know they're devouring their third kebab of the day in front of the tv. Meanwhile Gregggg and his mate are giving each other high fives, as they save the UK from convenience.
But the thing that winds me up for no real reason;
Every week at the start of the show, we get to see Tony and Louise go around Tesco popping all sorts of disgusting/offensive food in their trolley (like branded ketchup, or a bag of ready grated cheddar cheese), while talking more than any couple does round the supermarket, and the voiceover chimes in with "They have no idea they're being watched"
How stupid do you think we are? There are cameramen waiting for them as they leave the aisle, and a flipping Go-Pro attached to the front of the trolley. Wankers.
There's a great sketch by micky Flanagan on that, look on YouTube
Looks like a horse fly or a cleg fly bite. I always get these in the summer and they're bloody annoying. Might be a bit early in the year for them though.
The horrible dilemma of watching an absolutely abysmal 'talent' show by and for morons yet which is being presented by Alisha Dixon wearing thigh boots and hot pants. I want to turn it off but I just can't.
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You pop in to do your weekend ACCA and there's always some pleb rabbiting on and shouting at the screens. You just want a quiet moment to concentrate and read the form in peace and these morons yelling at a TV screen telling the horse to "get up", then sometimes they start chatting to you about their betting hard luck stories, usually like 1 team let them down for 5 grand. You usually respond in kind like you can't believe his bad luck but in your head your thinking 'yeah that's why the bookie makes a profit and you have holes in your shoes, please go away"
Fuck you, Samsung... & good luck with the results @soapboxsam !
That reminds me didn't Yoni Buyens have a 100% penalty record of 9/9 ?
If we had a 100% record this season with the 2 Lyle missed and the 1 Karlan missed in League matches a potential 5 more points may have been accrued.
What the flip is the new formatting of the comment box on this site? Hate it.
Hate all change in fact
- Fat baldy Gregggg scoffs and gurns when the working mother of 5 dares to microwave something.
- Other less annoying one outraged at family for daring to eat a takeaway.
- "You liked this swap we made that will save you 34 pence per week, although you'll now have to travel to a different supermarket to get it"
- "we didn't even swap this thing, and you thought it was a cheaper version you idiots. We've proved nothing"
- "we saved them £20 a week on their shopping"
- No revisit to the family a few weeks later to see if they have continued where they were left. Because they haven't. We all know they're devouring their third kebab of the day in front of the tv. Meanwhile Gregggg and his mate are giving each other high fives, as they save the UK from convenience.
But the thing that winds me up for no real reason;
Every week at the start of the show, we get to see Tony and Louise go around Tesco popping all sorts of disgusting/offensive food in their trolley (like branded ketchup, or a bag of ready grated cheddar cheese), while talking more than any couple does round the supermarket, and the voiceover chimes in with "They have no idea they're being watched"
How stupid do you think we are? There are cameramen waiting for them as they leave the aisle, and a flipping Go-Pro attached to the front of the trolley. Wankers.
It’s not the cha cha.
I want to turn it off but I just can't.