We've reached the stage in mankind where not only can now no longer be arsed to cook, now we can't even be arsed to get out the car to get it. I went a macDonald's where there were 7 cars waiting, I parked up went inside, no queue, got my food in 2 minutes, came out same 7 cars waiting, pointless
I've no idea why these things annoy me - I can't justify it at all- they just do.
Blokes walking around in this weather wearing shorts and flip-flops. You don't feel the cold, we get it.
People - young women, invariably - walking round the supermarket with armfuls of groceries that reach up to their chin. You know those blue, plastic things with a handle you saw when you walked in? They're called 'baskets'. I know you don't play by society's rules, but give one a go.
I've no idea why these things annoy me - I can't justify it at all- they just do.
Blokes walking around in this weather wearing shorts and flip-flops. You don't feel the cold, we get it.
This with bells on. Last year neighbour of mine was out walking his dog in the pouring rain, with a rain jacket that that reached down over his shorts. Looked totally ridiculous.
I've no idea why these things annoy me - I can't justify it at all- they just do.
Blokes walking around in this weather wearing shorts and flip-flops. You don't feel the cold, we get it.
People - young women, invariably - walking round the supermarket with armfuls of groceries that reach up to their chin. You know those blue, plastic things with a handle you saw when you walked in? They're called 'baskets'. I know you don't play by society's rules, but give one a go.
The sort of blokes that like to think to themselves "I'm a right character ain't I" with this ludicrous look at meism. Like shirtless northerners at football.
I've no idea why these things annoy me - I can't justify it at all- they just do.
Blokes walking around in this weather wearing shorts and flip-flops. You don't feel the cold, we get it.
People - young women, invariably - walking round the supermarket with armfuls of groceries that reach up to their chin. You know those blue, plastic things with a handle you saw when you walked in? They're called 'baskets'. I know you don't play by society's rules, but give one a go.
Saw a bloke at petrol garage yesterday. 5pm and he's filling up his car wearing shorts, t shirt & sandals. It's been freezing all week. It's not like you've just popped out to get some milk unless you sit at home with the heating at 25°. I just don't understand it.
I've no idea why these things annoy me - I can't justify it at all- they just do.
Blokes walking around in this weather wearing shorts and flip-flops. You don't feel the cold, we get it.
People - young women, invariably - walking round the supermarket with armfuls of groceries that reach up to their chin. You know those blue, plastic things with a handle you saw when you walked in? They're called 'baskets'. I know you don't play by society's rules, but give one a go.
Saw a bloke at petrol garage yesterday. 5pm and he's filling up his car wearing shorts, t shirt & sandals. It's been freezing all week. It's not like you've just popped out to get some milk unless you sit at home with the heating at 25°. I just don't understand it.
Depends he may have been from Northern Canada over here on Holiday - I remember going to Sydney in their winter, amount of Aussies that were moaning about the cold yet thought it was lovely warm weather
I've no idea why these things annoy me - I can't justify it at all- they just do.
Blokes walking around in this weather wearing shorts and flip-flops. You don't feel the cold, we get it.
People - young women, invariably - walking round the supermarket with armfuls of groceries that reach up to their chin. You know those blue, plastic things with a handle you saw when you walked in? They're called 'baskets'. I know you don't play by society's rules, but give one a go.
The sort of blokes that like to think to themselves "I'm a right character ain't I" with this ludicrous look at meism. Like shirtless northerners at football.
And invariably they are all chubbers with those great big red scabby calves/ankles.
I've no idea why these things annoy me - I can't justify it at all- they just do.
Blokes walking around in this weather wearing shorts and flip-flops. You don't feel the cold, we get it.
People - young women, invariably - walking round the supermarket with armfuls of groceries that reach up to their chin. You know those blue, plastic things with a handle you saw when you walked in? They're called 'baskets'. I know you don't play by society's rules, but give one a go.
Even in the hot weather, specially when they're sporting toenails like Quavers
I've no idea why these things annoy me - I can't justify it at all- they just do.
Blokes walking around in this weather wearing shorts and flip-flops. You don't feel the cold, we get it.
People - young women, invariably - walking round the supermarket with armfuls of groceries that reach up to their chin. You know those blue, plastic things with a handle you saw when you walked in? They're called 'baskets'. I know you don't play by society's rules, but give one a go.
Even in the hot weather, specially when they're sporting toenails like Quavers
When your TV warns you it's gonna switch itself off in 1 minute, after you've been watching it for a certain amount off time. It's like it's making a comment on my lifestyle - "You've been watching me for 6 and a half hours, why don't you do something useful with your life, you fat w*#ker". F*%k you Samsung!
I think you'll find in the set up menu there's a way to disable this function.
On facebook just now, a friend posted something about being able to disable receiving BBC broadcasts so you don't have to pay the licence for "a load of repeats".
I wrote: "...yes, why not. And the fine for being caught watching should be £10'000."
Response from friend of friend: "You work for the BBC ?"
Me: " No - just appreciate how good it is. I did say that I agreed with the sentiment Trev. As long as people who claim they never watch, never do, then what's the problem?"
FOF: "£10.000 fine for watching repeats is a bit steep...shame they don't make TVs that can't receive the BBC Be no problem then ."
Me: "No it ain't mate. If they really don't watch BBC, then there's no fine to be paid. Trouble is I see this kind of thing all the time. Next thing the person is going on about how great Only Fools and Horses was, or how angry this week's Question Time made them, or how the missus is blubbing at Call the Midwife, or what a wanker Steve Wright is on Radio 2..."
FOF: "Could sit n argue all day so let's agree to disagree".
On facebook just now, a friend posted something about being able to disable receiving BBC broadcasts so you don't have to pay the licence for "a load of repeats".
I wrote: "...yes, why not. And the fine for being caught watching should be £10'000."
Response from friend of friend: "You work for the BBC ?"
Me: " No - just appreciate how good it is. I did say that I agreed with the sentiment Trev. As long as people who claim they never watch, never do, then what's the problem?"
FOF: "£10.000 fine for watching repeats is a bit steep...shame they don't make TVs that can't receive the BBC Be no problem then ."
Me: "No it ain't mate. If they really don't watch BBC, then there's no fine to be paid. Trouble is I see this kind of thing all the time. Next thing the person is going on about how great Only Fools and Horses was, or how angry this week's Question Time made them, or how the missus is blubbing at Call the Midwife, or what a wanker Steve Wright is on Radio 2..."
FOF: "Could sit n argue all day so let's agree to disagree".
So you are arguing with a stranger on Facebook and posting the argument on here?
Motorway gantry speed limit signs 50mph - info board to the side says "Workforce on the carriageway", traffic slows significantly. So far so unremarkable. 400 yds later one traffic womble standing on edge of hard shoulder on the solid white line bordering lane 1, ludicrously endangering himself so close to the passing vehicles, 200 yds further up broken down car on hard shoulder fully off the carriageway hazard lights flashing. Next 2 gantry signs over next couple of miles 40 mph limit "Workforce on Carriageway"! The suicidally complacent lunatic was 2 miles back down the road for pete's sake. The road is completely covered by cameras, what possible justification can the faceless traffic bunglers have for slowing the busiest road in the land to a crawl for miles after one of their own morons in hi-vis decides to dither about at his own risk to no useful purpose whatsoflippinever? That orange jacketed dullard and the gantry sign meddler should be dismissed on the spot for dereliction of duty and norsing up the morning for hundreds if not thousands of others.
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We've reached the stage in mankind where not only can now no longer be arsed to cook, now we can't even be arsed to get out the car to get it. I went a macDonald's where there were 7 cars waiting, I parked up went inside, no queue, got my food in 2 minutes, came out same 7 cars waiting, pointless
Blokes walking around in this weather wearing shorts and flip-flops. You don't feel the cold, we get it.
People - young women, invariably - walking round the supermarket with armfuls of groceries that reach up to their chin. You know those blue, plastic things with a handle you saw when you walked in? They're called 'baskets'. I know you don't play by society's rules, but give one a go.
Last year neighbour of mine was out walking his dog in the pouring rain, with a rain jacket that that reached down over his shorts.
Looked totally ridiculous.
It's the rain that's annoying, not the roofers!
Today's contestant got 0 points. 10 questions & the top score is 39.
Q..."Who was the lead singer of 80's band Altered Images"
A..."don't know, it was before my time"
So were The Animals but I know Eric Burdon was their lead singer.
On facebook just now, a friend posted something about being able to disable receiving BBC broadcasts so you don't have to pay the licence for "a load of repeats".
I wrote: "...yes, why not. And the fine for being caught watching should be £10'000."
Response from friend of friend: "You work for the BBC ?"
Me: " No - just appreciate how good it is. I did say that I agreed with the sentiment Trev. As long as people who claim they never watch, never do, then what's the problem?"
FOF: "£10.000 fine for watching repeats is a bit steep...shame they don't make TVs that can't receive the BBC Be no problem then ."
Me: "No it ain't mate. If they really don't watch BBC, then there's no fine to be paid. Trouble is I see this kind of thing all the time. Next thing the person is going on about how great Only Fools and Horses was, or how angry this week's Question Time made them, or how the missus is blubbing at Call the Midwife, or what a wanker Steve Wright is on Radio 2..."
FOF: "Could sit n argue all day so let's agree to disagree".
Must be raining in the Algarve today
400 yds later one traffic womble standing on edge of hard shoulder on the solid white line bordering lane 1, ludicrously endangering himself so close to the passing vehicles, 200 yds further up broken down car on hard shoulder fully off the carriageway hazard lights flashing. Next 2 gantry signs over next couple of miles 40 mph limit "Workforce on Carriageway"! The suicidally complacent lunatic was 2 miles back down the road for pete's sake. The road is completely covered by cameras, what possible justification can the faceless traffic bunglers have for slowing the busiest road in the land to a crawl for miles after one of their own morons in hi-vis decides to dither about at his own risk to no useful purpose whatsoflippinever? That orange jacketed dullard and the gantry sign meddler should be dismissed on the spot for dereliction of duty and norsing up the morning for hundreds if not thousands of others.
I’d been driving 8 minutes ffs.