Did you know you can get vegan Baileys now? Fuck knows what they put in it instead of cream. But if anyone knows, it will be one of our Vegan posters or @DaveMehmet
Following on from the post about my father-in-law on the general things that please you thread. My sister-in-law's Mum now has a serious medical emergency, as my S-in-L and B-in-L are the ones that drive the wife's Mum & Dad down to Germany, if the situation worsens, the family holiday is back in the balance again. Goes without saying that Cynthia's health is the main concern, of course. Saddens would be a more appropriate word than annoys, in this case.
Having to go to work on Christmas Eve on a rail replacement bus. If I'd bothered to check a few days ago, I could have worked at home. "Worked" at home. Luckily it's a skeleton staff today, so I'll book out a meeting room for a kip, the youngest didn't settle down until after 3am yawwwwwn
Sky call the Bournemouth/Brighton game the South Coast derby and they are nearly 100 miles apart.
SKY are just desperate to get more viewers watching
SUPER Sunday; DERBY Weekend and the best one being Man Utd v Arsenal... REUNITED!! - Erm in what way were they reunited because it wasnt Wenger v Ferguson etc.
The Camden in Bexleyheath closing and then opening again tonight to charge people to get in. It’s a public house ffs. Just drove past and there’s a queue going back over the bridge on Pickford Lane.
The Camden in Bexleyheath closing and then opening again tonight to charge people to get in. It’s a public house ffs. Just drove past and there’s a queue going back over the bridge on Pickford Lane.
The Camden in Bexleyheath closing and then opening again tonight to charge people to get in. It’s a public house ffs. Just drove past and there’s a queue going back over the bridge on Pickford Lane.
Pay to get into a pub that you’ve got a good chance of running into @1905 inside? Fuck that.
Just me and the missus watching a celebrity singing show last night and Tyger Drew Honey is singing (I’ve never heard of him either).
Cuts to his parents in the audience (Lindsay and Linzi), clapping and singing along.
Me: “I recognise his dad’s face” thinking he was part of a music group or something. We still didn’t recognise the face even when we rewound and paused.
Me: “Google the singer’s dad”.
Her: “Err, it’s Ben Dover, a porn star, how do you recognise his face?”
In my head: “Oh fuck”.
Me: “Oh, he’s well known in the soft porn industry, surprised you haven’t heard of him, no big deal”.
Just me and the missus watching a celebrity singing show last night and Tyger Drew Honey is singing (I’ve never heard of him either).
Cuts to his parents in the audience (Lindsay and Linzi), clapping and singing along.
Me: “I recognise his dad’s face” thinking he was part of a music group or something. We still didn’t recognise the face even when we rewound and paused.
Me: “Google the singer’s dad”.
Her: “Err, it’s Ben Dover, a porn star, how do you recognise his face?”
In my head: “Oh fuck”.
Me: “Oh, he’s well known in the soft porn industry, surprised you haven’t heard of him, no big deal”.
Her: “Really?”
Look of disdain.
#awkward
Just told my Missus, she said. Struth, Ben Dover must be well into his 60s now!!
The Camden in Bexleyheath closing and then opening again tonight to charge people to get in. It’s a public house ffs. Just drove past and there’s a queue going back over the bridge on Pickford Lane.
There’s never a shortage of people who like to be packed in together, probably with some banging music and pay for the experience. Not for me.
The Camden in Bexleyheath closing and then opening again tonight to charge people to get in. It’s a public house ffs. Just drove past and there’s a queue going back over the bridge on Pickford Lane.
Just me and the missus watching a celebrity singing show last night and Tyger Drew Honey is singing (I’ve never heard of him either).
Cuts to his parents in the audience (Lindsay and Linzi), clapping and singing along.
Me: “I recognise his dad’s face” thinking he was part of a music group or something. We still didn’t recognise the face even when we rewound and paused.
Me: “Google the singer’s dad”.
Her: “Err, it’s Ben Dover, a porn star, how do you recognise his face?”
In my head: “Oh fuck”.
Me: “Oh, he’s well known in the soft porn industry, surprised you haven’t heard of him, no big deal”.
Her: “Really?”
Look of disdain.
#awkward
Classic - Tyger was in Outnumbered. I don't know what's more embarrassing, not knowing who he was, recognising Ben Dover or watching a show like that in the first place...
The Camden in Bexleyheath closing and then opening again tonight to charge people to get in. It’s a public house ffs. Just drove past and there’s a queue going back over the bridge on Pickford Lane.
If it's your local or you go in the pub quite a bit, the landlord should be buying you a couple of beers at Christmas as a thanks for your custom through the year
Pub landlords that contribute nothing and swan around the pub like it's their personal playground. Do some work you lazy feckers and stop letting your customers go thirsty while you depend on the labours of underpaid workers on fixed hours contracts.
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now it might be somewhat local but its hardly a 'derby'.
SUPER Sunday; DERBY Weekend and the best one being Man Utd v Arsenal... REUNITED!! - Erm in what way were they reunited because it wasnt Wenger v Ferguson etc.
Just me and the missus watching a celebrity singing show last night and Tyger Drew Honey is singing (I’ve never heard of him either).
Cuts to his parents in the audience (Lindsay and Linzi), clapping and singing along.
Me: “I recognise his dad’s face” thinking he was part of a music group or something. We still didn’t recognise the face even when we rewound and paused.
Me: “Google the singer’s dad”.
Her: “Err, it’s Ben Dover, a porn star, how do you recognise his face?”
In my head: “Oh fuck”.
Me: “Oh, he’s well known in the soft porn industry, surprised you haven’t heard of him, no big deal”.
Her: “Really?”
Look of disdain.
#awkward
They wooukd work when I wanted, at the drop of a hat, paid in slops.
Oh no sorry that was my bar jobs.