The selfish woman who sat next to me on the train this morning and then got out a hard boiled egg to eat! She soon put it back away in her bag when I nearly puked over her.
There’s a repeat offender who brings in a raw potato and uses the only microwave for 15 minutes to cook it, then 4 minutes after that for their stinking tuna.
Selfish prick.
15mins? How big is the spud?
Not big enough to justify me spending 15 minutes of my lunch break watching it go round in circles
There’s a repeat offender who brings in a raw potato and uses the only microwave for 15 minutes to cook it, then 4 minutes after that for their stinking tuna.
Selfish prick.
We had someone cooking some god forsaken concoction in our office one yesterday.
There’s a repeat offender who brings in a raw potato and uses the only microwave for 15 minutes to cook it, then 4 minutes after that for their stinking tuna.
Selfish prick.
We had someone cooking some god forsaken concoction in our office one yesterday.
'Hot Drink makers' I can't call them Baristas, who insist on plucking the cup from the inside with their dirty fingers each time they move from the cup pile, the coffee machine and then to where the milk gets poured and touching the lip of the cup. Especially if i have a recyclable cup. get your dirty fingers off the lip/inside of my cup please.
Also waiting staff who pass a fork/spoon/knife by holding the part that goes in your mouth or bar staff that push straws into a holder, and pat down with the palm of their hand for good germ spreading measure.
There’s a repeat offender who brings in a raw potato and uses the only microwave for 15 minutes to cook it, then 4 minutes after that for their stinking tuna.
Selfish prick.
We had someone cooking some god forsaken concoction in our office one yesterday.
The entire floor smelt like a kipper’s clunge.
Any fish in the office microwave is totally unacceptable
'Hot Drink makers' I can't call them Baristas, who insist on plucking the cup from the inside with their dirty fingers each time they move from the cup pile, the coffee machine and then to where the milk gets poured and touching the lip of the cup. Especially if i have a recyclable cup. get your dirty fingers off the lip/inside of my cup please.
Also waiting staff who pass a fork/spoon/knife by holding the part that goes in your mouth or bar staff that push straws into a holder, and pat down with the palm of their hand for good germ spreading measure.
I'd also add people who spend ages at the milk/sugar counter once they've been served their hot drinks, blocking access to anyone else.
Some stand there for ages stirring tea and looking gormlessly into space. I've found that a polite but firm "excuse me" helps move them along.
'Hot Drink makers' I can't call them Baristas, who insist on plucking the cup from the inside with their dirty fingers each time they move from the cup pile, the coffee machine and then to where the milk gets poured and touching the lip of the cup. Especially if i have a recyclable cup. get your dirty fingers off the lip/inside of my cup please.
Also waiting staff who pass a fork/spoon/knife by holding the part that goes in your mouth or bar staff that push straws into a holder, and pat down with the palm of their hand for good germ spreading measure.
worst bit is, most of them look like the sort of people that wouldn't think twice about a pokey bum wank in the work toilets.
'Hot Drink makers' I can't call them Baristas, who insist on plucking the cup from the inside with their dirty fingers each time they move from the cup pile, the coffee machine and then to where the milk gets poured and touching the lip of the cup. Especially if i have a recyclable cup. get your dirty fingers off the lip/inside of my cup please.
Also waiting staff who pass a fork/spoon/knife by holding the part that goes in your mouth or bar staff that push straws into a holder, and pat down with the palm of their hand for good germ spreading measure.
worst bit is, most of them look like the sort of people that wouldn't think twice about a pokey bum wank in the work toilets.
Fully expecting the PBW to be the next alternative to the flat white from the coffee aficionados at Costa.
'Hot Drink makers' I can't call them Baristas, who insist on plucking the cup from the inside with their dirty fingers each time they move from the cup pile, the coffee machine and then to where the milk gets poured and touching the lip of the cup. Especially if i have a recyclable cup. get your dirty fingers off the lip/inside of my cup please.
Also waiting staff who pass a fork/spoon/knife by holding the part that goes in your mouth or bar staff that push straws into a holder, and pat down with the palm of their hand for good germ spreading measure.
worst bit is, most of them look like the sort of people that wouldn't think twice about a pokey bum wank in the work toilets.
Fully expecting the PBW to be the next alternative to the flat white from the coffee aficionados at Costa.
If it’s not them someone will do it , I mean, who doesn’t enjoy a pokey bum wank?
'Hot Drink makers' I can't call them Baristas, who insist on plucking the cup from the inside with their dirty fingers each time they move from the cup pile, the coffee machine and then to where the milk gets poured and touching the lip of the cup. Especially if i have a recyclable cup. get your dirty fingers off the lip/inside of my cup please.
Also waiting staff who pass a fork/spoon/knife by holding the part that goes in your mouth or bar staff that push straws into a holder, and pat down with the palm of their hand for good germ spreading measure.
worst bit is, most of them look like the sort of people that wouldn't think twice about a pokey bum wank in the work toilets.
'Hot Drink makers' I can't call them Baristas, who insist on plucking the cup from the inside with their dirty fingers each time they move from the cup pile, the coffee machine and then to where the milk gets poured and touching the lip of the cup. Especially if i have a recyclable cup. get your dirty fingers off the lip/inside of my cup please.
Also waiting staff who pass a fork/spoon/knife by holding the part that goes in your mouth or bar staff that push straws into a holder, and pat down with the palm of their hand for good germ spreading measure.
worst bit is, most of them look like the sort of people that wouldn't think twice about a pokey bum wank in the work toilets.
Fully expecting the PBW to be the next alternative to the flat white from the coffee aficionados at Costa.
Bound to be offering it in Shoreditch already "before it becomes mainstream"
People that don’t like Christmas. Fucking weirdos.
I lost both my stepdad and my mum a few days either side of Christmas and subsequently it's one of my least favourite times of year but I'll try and raise my game just for you.
People that don’t like Christmas. Fucking weirdos.
I lost both my stepdad and my mum a few days either side of Christmas and subsequently it's one of my least favourite times of year but I'll try and raise my game just for you.
There’s a repeat offender who brings in a raw potato and uses the only microwave for 15 minutes to cook it, then 4 minutes after that for their stinking tuna.
Selfish prick.
We had someone cooking some god forsaken concoction in our office one yesterday.
The entire floor smelt like a kipper’s clunge.
Any fish in the office microwave is totally unacceptable
Why do workplaces need microwaves anyway? Why do people have to eat something that requires cooking for lunch? Have something cold and save your hot meal for dinner.
People that don’t like Christmas. Fucking weirdos.
If someone doesn’t like Christmas then I guess they’re entitled to feel like that, but it’s the ones who are desperate to tell you that they hate it who wind me up. They can’t wait to see your reaction when they declare that they hate something most people love and really want you to ask why.
People that don’t like Christmas. Fucking weirdos.
If someone doesn’t like Christmas then I guess they’re entitled to feel like that, but it’s the ones who are desperate to tell you that they hate it who wind me up. They can’t wait to see your reaction when they declare that they hate something most people love and really want you to ask why.
Same as people who don't celebrate their own birthday and then passively aggressively try and make you feel bad because you like celebrating yours.
Football commentators constantly apologising for background swearing. It's not their fault, there's nothing they can do about it, it's part of the game and in all probability nobody even noticed ... until they pointed it out.
Football commentators constantly apologising for background swearing. It's not their fault, there's nothing they can do about it, it's part of the game and in all probability nobody even noticed ... until they pointed it out.
I suppose it is their fault to an extent as they can turn down the microphones near that section of the stands so its not audible
Football commentators constantly apologising for background swearing. It's not their fault, there's nothing they can do about it, it's part of the game and in all probability nobody even noticed ... until they pointed it out.
They always say sorry if you heard inappropriate language but I think swearing is entirely appropriate for a football match.
Football commentators constantly apologising for background swearing. It's not their fault, there's nothing they can do about it, it's part of the game and in all probability nobody even noticed ... until they pointed it out.
They always say sorry if you heard inappropriate language but I think swearing is entirely appropriate for a football match.
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The entire floor smelt like a kipper’s clunge.
Also waiting staff who pass a fork/spoon/knife by holding the part that goes in your mouth or bar staff that push straws into a holder, and pat down with the palm of their hand for good germ spreading measure.
Some stand there for ages stirring tea and looking gormlessly into space. I've found that a polite but firm "excuse me" helps move them along.
If I met a boy like him in real life I'd stab him and throw his body in a flooded quarry.
I lost both my stepdad and my mum a few days either side of Christmas and subsequently it's one of my least favourite times of year but I'll try and raise my game just for you.
No apology needed and sorry if I seemed narky @ValleyGary. I used to like Christmas but stuff happens that takes the shine off.
If it’s not too early, have a good un!