People who don't put their lights on when driving at dusk and/or in the rain. When will these morons realise that the point is for them to be seen by others?
Cold, scummy washing up water People walking slowly in a station/main road/shopping centre/narrow place Babies Old people tutting at what I wear and how I sit on a seat on the tube, like it's your god given right to sit down instead of me when I'm on my way home from a 10 hour night-shift and you're up at the crack of dawn? Spitting People who invade your private space People who wait until they get to the barriers to find their ticket/oyster card/likewise with till points and money Small dogs Apple TV ads in general People who wear stupid clothes to 'stand out', sorry but actually, those tights made of PVC with holes in the side? It's not practical, and it looks shit, put some real clothes on ffs Tony Gale Iain Dowie Alan Pardew League 1 referees Met Police Tfl Southeastern Trains Chavs People who think they are great cooks when all they can cook is about 6 different meals for a maximum of 5 people The price of Petrol The audacious train fares The fact that it's 10 to 3 and I can't sleep so I'm on here instead
People who keep calling me by first name who have never met me
People who spell my name wrongly
Small pieces of soap that hotels often provide
People who want the best public services but expect someone else to pay for it
People who can't hold their beer on Friday nights and terrorise everyone
Over-zealous parking attendants
Speed cameras that serve no safety purpose
Journalists who pretend we can win the World Cup
Idiots walking around with a bluetooth on their ear.
French 'frontalier' (living in france working in switzerland) who talk down Switzerland whilst making 3.5 times what they would earn in France. Barstewards.
People walking around in tracksuits.
Moron tv > BB, X Factor, any other reality tv, any thing with a Chav in it Jordan, Alex reid.. or spoilt kids Hilton, kardashians... what a load of fe.king rubbish.
Irish, who hate the English .. whilst lapping up the football, sky and everything else.
DIOUF!!!!!
Platini and Blatter.
Lorry drivers - especially the ones on a wind up trying to overtake each other at 1mph faster at rush hour. Tailgaters - usual under 21 chav in a Corsa who doesn't have the power to overtake you anyway when you move over. Average speed cameras. Public transport. People trying to turn going to football into a similar experience to going to the theatre. BBC licence fee - not sure what we paying for, especially when it comes to sport. People who live in the UK but refuse to adapt to our culture and slag it off.
Jamie Oliver Chavs and chav culture People Claiming to have knowledge on the takeover when they don't (No one is impressed and you look retarded) People waiting for a bad result so they can lay into the team- like they enjoy that more than a win. Anyone calling another Charlton fan a plastic or having a dig. We are in league one, anyone following the club should be welcomed not abused. Fat people on planes when I have to pay excess baggage Palace fans in general That woman when you dial a number incorrectly " I'm sorry but the number you have dialled...." shut up!
[quote][cite]Posted By: Petefromcornwall[/cite]While reading this thread dropping a cashew nut near my printer and can't find it. Now when I print something out it will either break the printer or the document will have my nuts all over it.[/quote]
People who stand in the "fast lane" on escalators.
People who dawdle at the cross sections and turnings on the underground.
People who stand gormlessly on South Eastern trains & refuse to move down the carriage. (typically people from Sidcup, Albany Park, Bexley etc)
People who stand right in front of the doors when a tube stops and tries getting on before letting people off.
People with iPod earphones that let the whole carriage listen to the crap they are listening to.
People who haven't got their ticket/oyster ready when they approach the barriers.
The train that normally turns up with 10 carriages turning up with 8 instead.
As you can tell I enjoy my journeys to & from work.
Sainsburys opposite Holborn tube. On my lunchbreak, roughly once a week I approach the checkout with a basket containing between 15 and 20 items. I put my basket down and without fail, the checkout assistant will ask me "do you want any bags?". No no, I'll just make a cradle with my arms and you can just pile everything onto me, item by item, that'll be fine. Then on my way back to work I might stop in Eat to buy an overpriced sandwich, where they will insist on giving me a bag whether I want it or not.
People - well my wife who tells me how to drive or criticises my driving - back off!
Microsoft - double or treble checking that I want to do something! - p*ss right off!
Telesales people who speak to me as if they are my best mate - f*ck off will you!
People who stick in the outside lane - move over!
Any shop assistant that calls me "Bruv" or "Boss". People that still can't use cash machines. Taxi drivers that can't change a ten pound note. People that stand up in the gangway on buses even though seats are available. People that think soap operas are good. People that play music through their loud speaker on their mobile phone. Knowing someone on facebook doesn't constitute having a relationship/actual friendship with people; those that don't realise this are knobs. People that think they are hard. People that think they are cool. Shopping.
[cite]Posted By: Valley_floyd_red[/cite]Taxi drivers that can't change a ten pound note.
Passengers that want to pay a £5 fare with a £20 note then insist that the driver should carry, enough change even though he had £65 worth at the start of his shift, and had several people taking all his change, even though, that as the passenger is actually paying for a service, the said passenger should have the correct amount and it is not the responsibility of the said driver to provide the change. FACT
[cite]Posted By: Wheresmeticket?[/cite]Oh, but while we're at it. Cornish drivers. You think you've got it bad in London! Jeez.
"Everybody knows I live down 'ere, why should I need to use my indicators?"
Also, the Cornish that drive right up your arse on a narrow country lane that they're familiar with and you're not. Stick them in the middle of Hyde Park Corner and they'd be petrified rabbits.
Comments
People walking slowly in a station/main road/shopping centre/narrow place
Babies
Old people tutting at what I wear and how I sit on a seat on the tube, like it's your god given right to sit down instead of me when I'm on my way home from a 10 hour night-shift and you're up at the crack of dawn?
Spitting
People who invade your private space
People who wait until they get to the barriers to find their ticket/oyster card/likewise with till points and money
Small dogs
Apple
TV ads in general
People who wear stupid clothes to 'stand out', sorry but actually, those tights made of PVC with holes in the side? It's not practical, and it looks shit, put some real clothes on ffs
Tony Gale
Iain Dowie
Alan Pardew
League 1 referees
Met Police
Tfl
Southeastern Trains
Chavs
People who think they are great cooks when all they can cook is about 6 different meals for a maximum of 5 people
The price of Petrol
The audacious train fares
The fact that it's 10 to 3 and I can't sleep so I'm on here instead
People who litter
Stupid drivers
Shopping in ASDA
People who spell my name wrongly
Small pieces of soap that hotels often provide
People who want the best public services but expect someone else to pay for it
People who can't hold their beer on Friday nights and terrorise everyone
Over-zealous parking attendants
Speed cameras that serve no safety purpose
Journalists who pretend we can win the World Cup
French 'frontalier' (living in france working in switzerland) who talk down Switzerland whilst making 3.5 times what they would earn in France. Barstewards.
People walking around in tracksuits.
Moron tv > BB, X Factor, any other reality tv, any thing with a Chav in it Jordan, Alex reid.. or spoilt kids Hilton, kardashians... what a load of fe.king rubbish.
Irish, who hate the English .. whilst lapping up the football, sky and everything else.
DIOUF!!!!!
Platini and Blatter.
The fact that adults are now expected to give up seats for 10 year olds - other way round when I was young.
Phone calls that start - this is a free call, please do not hang up.
Country's inability to cope with bit of snow.
Tailgaters - usual under 21 chav in a Corsa who doesn't have the power to overtake you anyway when you move over.
Average speed cameras.
Public transport.
People trying to turn going to football into a similar experience to going to the theatre.
BBC licence fee - not sure what we paying for, especially when it comes to sport.
People who live in the UK but refuse to adapt to our culture and slag it off.
Chavs and chav culture
People Claiming to have knowledge on the takeover when they don't (No one is impressed and you look retarded)
People waiting for a bad result so they can lay into the team- like they enjoy that more than a win.
Anyone calling another Charlton fan a plastic or having a dig. We are in league one, anyone following the club should be welcomed not abused.
Fat people on planes when I have to pay excess baggage
Palace fans in general
That woman when you dial a number incorrectly " I'm sorry but the number you have dialled...." shut up!
fnar fnar
People who dawdle at the cross sections and turnings on the underground.
People who stand gormlessly on South Eastern trains & refuse to move down the carriage. (typically people from Sidcup, Albany Park, Bexley etc)
People who stand right in front of the doors when a tube stops and tries getting on before letting people off.
People with iPod earphones that let the whole carriage listen to the crap they are listening to.
People who haven't got their ticket/oyster ready when they approach the barriers.
The train that normally turns up with 10 carriages turning up with 8 instead.
As you can tell I enjoy my journeys to & from work.
That annoys you? Why?
????
Microsoft - double or treble checking that I want to do something! - p*ss right off!
Telesales people who speak to me as if they are my best mate - f*ck off will you!
People who stick in the outside lane - move over!
Non- Americans calling me Buddy
Pronouncing "Us" as "Uz"
Doctors receptionists
Reality TV
The cult of celebrity
"Everybody knows I live down 'ere, why should I need to use my indicators?"
People that still can't use cash machines.
Taxi drivers that can't change a ten pound note.
People that stand up in the gangway on buses even though seats are available.
People that think soap operas are good.
People that play music through their loud speaker on their mobile phone.
Knowing someone on facebook doesn't constitute having a relationship/actual friendship with people; those that don't realise this are knobs.
People that think they are hard.
People that think they are cool.
Shopping.
Companies that insist on sending me friendly letters with my the spelling of my surname wrong because they neglect the second capital letter.
Companies that insist on using the firstname on my passport. I haven't been called that since I was about 10, why would I want to go back to it?
Passengers that want to pay a £5 fare with a £20 note then insist that the driver should carry, enough change even though he had £65 worth at the start of his shift, and had several people taking all his change, even though, that as the passenger is actually paying for a service, the said passenger should have the correct amount and it is not the responsibility of the said driver to provide the change. FACT
Also, the Cornish that drive right up your arse on a narrow country lane that they're familiar with and you're not. Stick them in the middle of Hyde Park Corner and they'd be petrified rabbits.