Knock one out twice in a row
Score more than five goals in a season
Ice skate without feeling my ankle give way every time I turn
Get out of bed without hobbling for the first five minutes cos of flat feet and a ****ed knee
Fancy birds under 30
Eat anything less than four hours before bed
Drink more than four pints of wife beater without getting a hangover
Look at a computer at work without wanting to shove its ****ing screen in
Have long hair (you look a c*** when its grey)
Walk through train stations in London in the rush hour without wanting to stab about 20 people each day
Go anywhere on public transport without a kid screaming in my ****ing ear
Post on messageboards without ****ing swearing
Comments
Good time for a girl.
I reckon one or two of the first team squad might not be a lot quicker!
I remember doing 12.8 when i was about 14. Had a little spell running for Dartford Harriers.
Being a half tidy footballer
Being fit
Not sufering hangovers
2 hours sleep being more than enough to go to work with
You're still young! You're younger than my oldest daughter!
Bastard:-)
Score more than five goals in a season
Ice skate without feeling my ankle give way every time I turn
Get out of bed without hobbling for the first five minutes cos of flat feet and a ****ed knee
Fancy birds under 30
Eat anything less than four hours before bed
Drink more than four pints of wife beater without getting a hangover
Look at a computer at work without wanting to shove its ****ing screen in
Have long hair (you look a c*** when its grey)
Walk through train stations in London in the rush hour without wanting to stab about 20 people each day
Go anywhere on public transport without a kid screaming in my ****ing ear
Post on messageboards without ****ing swearing