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Things that you could do when younger (18 ish) that you can't now.

Used to be able to jump over a badminton net.

Get into a pair of 32" jeans.

Remember everything that happened, when on a night on the beer, including how I got home.
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  • get up and drink the same amount again the following day (after playing football at 10.30am)
  • have a fist fight - without fear of getting stabbed

    play football 3 times a week

    play any sport 3 times a week

    do anything 3 times a week

    LOL
  • Play football
    God do i struggle now

    Size 30 jeans for me back then now struggleing to get in the 34's
  • Shoot and reload three times a night.
  • Do the assault course on plumstead common at least twice easily then play footie and walk back home woolwich.

    Smoke da draw it just dooesnt seem right to do it now
  • Read without glasses
  • [cite]Posted By: guinnessaddick[/cite]Used to be able to jump over a badminton net.
    No way?! Arent they about 10ft high?
  • 5 Ft from the ground, I think you mean a volly ball net.
  • [cite]Posted By: guinnessaddick[/cite]Used to be able to jump over a badminton net.

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    what are you one of those african tribesman -
  • edited April 2008
    Play footie without any aches and pains.Now i'd be lucky to run for 5 mins without oxygen
    Play footie sunday morning after a heavy charlton away day session without chucking up
    Play football!!
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  • Pull 18 year old girls
  • I couldn't even pull 18yr olds when i was the same age..mind u i did look as if i was about 12
  • Play football twice a week and not walk like a cripple the next morning.

    Have a perm (belive it or not I did once)

    Have a night out on the booze (and other substances) and not still feel rough the following Wednesday.

    Have a night in, have 4 J Arthurs and not feel I'd overdone it!
  • Jog drunk....

    Get into 28" waist jeans...
  • Go out on a thursday crawl in at 3 and be up for work at half 7.
  • Cycle up Shooter's Hill in the most diffcult gear, cycle up Eglington Hill and Plum Lane without getting off and pushing.

    These days I'd be knackered just walking up any of them which is something else i used to do without batting an eyelid. In fact I used to do a training session of 20 x 100 yards sprints up Shooter's Hill with walking back down to the start point as my recovery. I'm confident I couldn't do that now!

    Your body just gives up as you get older.
  • edited April 2008
    [cite]Posted By: DaveMehmet[/cite]Play football twice a week and not walk like a cripple the next morning.

    Have a perm (belive it or not I did once)

    Have a night out on the booze (and other substances) and not still feel rough the following Wednesday.

    Have a night in, have 4 J Arthurs and not feel I'd overdone it!

    I remember your permed ginger locks when you played for us. :-)

    You were a Jerome Thomas of the 80s all the ability but a crap attitude.
  • Comb my hair!
  • edited April 2008
    Actually-reading the above has made me realise that i can do most things still i could when i was 18.. :-)

    The only real difference now is that i can't go without sleep like i could when i was 18....
  • See my feet from a standing position
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  • Get refused service in a pub.
  • Like the Top 40.
  • edited April 2008
    watch a video, listen to my walkman.

    go 5 days without shaving

    not have to pluck my nostrils
  • Speak to my grand parents
  • go down pub with my dad.
  • Think of pulling a much older woman. That would be necrophilia now !!!
  • Stand on the East Terrace...
  • Go to to a club in midweek, get home at 5 in the morning, have an hour's kip then go to work

    Have breakfast in bed bought up to you by your mum

    Pay 40p for a pint
  • [cite]Posted By: Valley McMoist[/cite]

    Pay 40p for a pint

    You were robbed mate ....when I was 18, it was only 11p

    ;o)
  • Get pissed and then have no problem getting up for work next morning.
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