fake PA announcements you'd like to hear

Addickted

To hear anything would be good.

The announcements are unclear, nonsensicle and mumbled by some bloke who sounds like he's got a mouth full of food all the time.

Just to have a match day announcer who sounds like he's not a pissed sweaty would be a good start.























;-)

kigelia

One for all the Magritte fans out there:

"This is not a PA announcement"

Henry Irving

I'd like to hear BDL sing selections of Van Morrison songs starting with Tupelo Honey

folder

"and wearing number 10 for the addicks Cllllivvvveee Mendonca"

Crispy

"oi che guevara!! stop crowd surfing and sit down!! i'm getting fed up with this before every game!!"

AFKABartram

"YES !!! YES !!! MILLWALL HAVE BEEN RELEGATED !!!"

Oh, he's done that already...... :-)

AFKABartram

Bing Bong "Ladies and Gentlemen, what do you think of Palace ?"

SHIT

"And what do you think of shit ?"

PALACE

"Thank You"

Crispy

"and please give a warm welcome on his return to the valley... Danny Murphy!"

carlsberg

bing bong.................. posh spice is a slapper...................

Charlton Dan

"Message for WSS

Could he please meet Heather, Janice, Carol, Ella, Denise and Tracy in the West Stand Car Park after the match"

BDL

[cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]"YES !!! YES !!! MILLWALL HAVE BEEN RELEGATED !!!"

Oh, he's done that already...... :-)

And got told off too! (Fun though!)

Addickted - I know where you sit!

paulbaconsarnie

bing bong
"tickets for the away match at *insert any team* have now sold out"

Alex Wright

"Would CunningStunt87 please make his way to the touchline for his half-time open mic spot."

BlackForestReds

After the last match of the season: "Could the supporter's director please return to his seat in the East Stand".

Henry Irving

[cite]Posted By: BlackForestReds[/cite]After the last match of the season: "Could the supporter's director please return to his seat in the East Stand".

LOL but that's where I always sit anyway.

Stu_of_Kunming

[cite]Posted By: Alex Wright[/cite]"Would CunningStunt87 please make his way to the touchline for his half-time open mic spot."

Your cab is waiting in the main car park at Upton Park.

bingaddick

Bing bong - message for Bing...;-)

Badger

Would the Millwall supporters who parked the horse and cart in floyd road please remove it as it's causing an obstruction.

Gumbo

This is a message for Medders....... YOU STILL A SPLITTER
thank you

bc_addick

BDL: 'Right, let's go pitchside and join BC our guest announcer for today who is waiting to interview Simon Jordan Chariman of todays visitors, Crystal Palace' :-)

leftbehind

Bing Bong "Ladies and Gentlemen, Lets all do teh bouncy

Alex Wright

[cite]Posted By: bc_addick[/cite]BDL: 'Right, let's go pitchside and join BC our guest announcer for today who is waiting to interview Simon Jordan Chariman of todays visitors, Crystal Palace' :-)

Brilliant!

nolly

the attendance today was 41000

paulbaconsarnie

"and the winner of the spanish apartment is..........."


oh wait we've done that one.

Medders

"Would DJ Ketman please remove his boxes of vinyl immediately. They are causing an obstruction"

LenGlover

Would the East Stand patrons please refrain from removing the tops from their flasks until after the Killer flag has passed?

Charlton Dan

"Would Ben Hayes please stop Morris Dancing"

cunningstunt87

"And now being modelled by Girls Aloud, Charltons delicious new Claret and Blue away shirt"

Solidgone

Bing Bong....."Would Cory Gibbs please stop walking on the pitch your crutches - Paddy"