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What do you know about Norwich?

edited September 2007 in General Charlton
To steal AFKA's idea

1. It has a nice market and Cathredral
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  • 2) Jungle Juice
  • 3) their chairperson loves a drop of cooking sherry pre-match
  • 4) Their sisters are their mothers
  • They have a hell of a lot of traffic lights on their ring road and most of the cars on it have at least one headlight that doesn't work.
  • Bradley Allen scored on his debut for us at Carrow road
  • mark bowen scored their second goal in the 2-1 victory at bayern munich
  • Mark Reid Headbutted the Referee & knocked him out at Norwich many moons ago.
  • The home of Coleman's Mustard
  • My ex girlfriend went to live there with her new bloke once I was dumped (not thati'm bitter, the b*tch).
  • Flemish refugees in the C16th brought their pet canaries with them.

    Alan Partridge dominates the local airwaves

    Colemans 'make' mustard there.
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  • I got a hand shandy off some bird on the coach up there once
  • 53) Andy Hunt scored a hat-trick there.

    17) Matt Svensson scored their goal that beat us there two years ago.
  • [cite]Posted By: Charlton Charlie[/cite]My ex girlfriend went to live there with her new bloke once I was dumped (not thati'm bitter, the b*tch).
    Was the new bloke called Shag?
  • It was against them at home in our last time in the 2nd tier of English football that saw young Chirps debut at The Valley.
  • there is a pub by the river that we celebrated st george's day a couple of years ago. some reveller took it too far, stripped off, jumped in to said river and dislocated his shoulder, thus missing the game.

    there is also a horrible hotel there.

    there is a little chef on the motorway home from there that does a great breakfast.

    can I say it again - Jungle Juice....
  • Norwich is the destination of John Cleeses character in the film clockwise

    Ivan with the Tractor: Hey, guess what I'm sitting on!
    Brian Stimpson: A bomb, I hope! [walks away]
    Ivan with the Tractor: Alright then. You go that way and I'll go this way, and I'll bet you this jam tart... that I'll find a tractor first. [drives away on tractor]
  • From experience, it is not the best place to go for a stag weekend...
  • 70's TV Quiz "Sale of the Century" was presented from there.
  • [quote][cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]From experience, it is not the best place to go for a stag weekend...[/quote]

    seconded!! for some unkown reason i too whent on a stag - there
  • My friend Keirin once had a dump off the third floor of St. Andrews multi storey in the middle of the night, when we were crashed out in his car after an all-dayer.
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  • [cite]Posted By: suzisausage[/cite]there is a pub by the river that we celebrated st george's day a couple of years ago. some reveller took it too far, stripped off, jumped in to said river and dislocated his shoulder, thus missing the game.

    I thought the guy made it to the game?
  • [cite]Posted By: suzisausage[/cite]there is a pub by the river that we celebrated st george's day a couple of years ago. some reveller took it too far, stripped off, jumped in to said river and dislocated his shoulder, thus missing the game.

    there is also a horrible hotel there.

    there is a little chef on the motorway home from there that does a great breakfast.

    can I say it again - Jungle Juice....


    what a messy day that was!!
  • [cite]Posted By: Salad[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Charlton Charlie[/cite]My ex girlfriend went to live there with her new bloke once I was dumped (not thati'm bitter, the b*tch).
    Was the new bloke called Shag?

    Don't think so. Sounded a bit like WSS..........

    ;o)
  • Norfolk, like Cornwall and Wessex has it's own 'republican' party who are demanding autonomy from the rest of the UK.

    As part of their sporting independence criteria they wish;

    1) To challenge FISA and hold the Norfolk Grand Prix weekend at Snetterton
    2) To hold the European Champions League Final at Carrow Road and the UEFA final at Kings Lynn
    3) They propose freezing over Wroxham Broad to enable the World Figure Skating Championship there
    4) They are presently attempting to wrestle the World Sheepshagging contest from the People Republic of Cardiff
    5) They demand that Swan Strangling is recognised as an Olympic Sport and is part of London's 2012 bid
    6) The Glorious 12th should be held in Cromer with Seagulls replacing Grouse

    Top of thier political agenda is of course, the decriminalisation of Incest and the annexing of the Fenlands.
  • Where the feck is Wessex.. doesn't really exist anymore does it/if it ever did?
  • edited September 2007
    'Arold!

    Believe it or not, Alexander Thynne is a distant relative of mine.

    Dodgy side of the family of course.
  • The place where I was arrested for the 1st time :o(

    Ironically I like the place a lot.

    But they all have 6 fingers up there. . . .
  • Morts scored a brilliant goal there - I think his first for the club - picking the ball up on the half-way line, running past a couple of defenders before scoring from 20 yards.
  • Alan Partridge was presenter on an early morning radio show based in Norwich.
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