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Weird/useless facts

Any good ones?

I'll start with these two:

- If you are in a room of 23 people, there's statistically a 50% chance that two people share the same birthday.

- In a public toilet, the cubicle by the door is likely to be the cleanest one.
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  • cigarette lighters were invented before matches.
  • Any good ones?

    I'll start with these two:

    - If you are in a room of 23 people, there's statistically a 50% chance that two people share the same birthday.

    - In a public toilet, the cubicle by the door is likely to be the cleanest one.

    Especially if it's a maternity ward.
    No, they'd rush to the nearest toilet!!
  • Any good ones?

    I'll start with these two:

    - If you are in a room of 23 people, there's statistically a 50% chance that two people share the same birthday.

    - In a public toilet, the cubicle by the door is likely to be the cleanest one.

    unless Dave Mehmet has been in there
  • all packets of crisps go out of date on a Saturday.
  • People that draw their curtains every night run out of paper after the first week

    Why draw them? I mean why not take a photo instead?
  • All Polar Bears are left handed.
  • Okay, useless history fact, after the American Civil War, members of the Fenian Brotherhood decided that the best way to liberate Ireland was to invade Canada (I cannot remember off-hand, but I think there were 3-4 incursions).

    It is less bonkers than you might imagine, though not much, as part of the idea was to link up with Louis Riel and the Metis.
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  • You only need 4 colours on a map.
  • The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from and old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
  • You only need 4 colours on a map.

    Surely there would only be two colours actually needed (black and white)?????
  • There are no grand pianos in Japan
  • Hitler gained his degree in Peace Studies from Salzburg University in 1924.

    We got a 2:1
  • You only need 4 colours on a map.

    Surely there would only be two colours actually needed (black and white)?????
    no, 4
  • A whale's penis is called a dork.
  • The holes in Swiss cheese are made by cuckoos as they eat their way through which is why you get small ones as they start off and progressively larger ones as they put on weight.
  • You can lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.

    Which is why i always shag the fat ones in the kitchen.

    Surely you've led a couple down from the 3rd floor of the venue over the years?
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  • Giraffes can lick their own ears.
  • I had a shop up Grove Park, next to the BR station

    Get away, you'll be telling us you live in France next.
  • The word "gullible" is not in the dictionary
  • The word "gullible" is not in the dictionary

    Isn't it?
  • I had a shop up Grove Park, next to the BR station

    Get away, you'll be telling us you live in France next.
    Howdue know that
  • I had a shop up Grove Park, next to the BR station

    Get away, you'll be telling us you live in France next.
    Howdue know that
    Lucky guess.
  • The word "gullible" is not in the dictionary

    Is that why you've spelt it wrong ?
  • The word "gullible" is not in the dictionary

    Isn't it?
    It is, I just got off the bus back from the library just to check
  • There are no grand pianos in Japan

    come off it
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