I used to have a snail and I used to race it, but it was useless. I thought it was too heavy so I took its shell off but it was still a bit sluggish................
Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"
The Doctor nods, "Hmm."
Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?" "Hmm," says the Doctor,
He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.
The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"
"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."
I have just separated 12 eggs, I thought you were asking for some yokes. Yes I did make it up in desperation, and I know it's crap, but I'm old, and your jokes are giving me a nasty turn.
I have just separated 12 eggs, I thought you were asking for some yokes. Yes I did make it up in desperation, and I know it's crap, but I'm old, and your jokes are giving me a nasty turn.
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I have just separated 12 eggs, I thought you were asking for some yokes. Yes I did make it up in desperation, and I know it's crap, but I'm old, and your jokes are giving me a nasty turn.
You didn't make that up, you poached it from someone else.
I have just separated 12 eggs, I thought you were asking for some yokes. Yes I did make it up in desperation, and I know it's crap, but I'm old, and your jokes are giving me a nasty turn.
You didn't make that up, you poached it from someone else.
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It just wasn't a level playing field.
Yes guilty on three charges your lordship.
No strings attached.
... until you get shampoo in your mouth and it becomes a soap opera.
Sorry ...
is wondering how she can juggle a baby and 4 oranges.
what did the slug say to the snail?
'Big Issue'
Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"
The Doctor nods, "Hmm."
Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,
He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.
The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"
"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."
There, their, they're.
I do try to keep him in the loop.
As the girls said, if you give someone enough rope.