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The Unofficial CL Code of Conduct

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  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,223
    29. Always add ;o) after every comment ;o)
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    30 . Respect the beard. Ginger Beard!
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,274
    edited March 2011
    Signings are DONE DEALS when announced on Sky or Football Rumours and there is no need to wait weeks for the OS to catch up.

    Only Scoham talks sense about tactics. Everyone else is just guessing.

    All new posters are to be considered potential WUM for at least two weeks.

    AFKAs banned notices are the funniest part of the site FACT
  • Heath Hero
    Heath Hero Posts: 1,520
    When the site occasionally suffers a fatal, non-recoverable error, catch up on some of the work that you should have been doing during the rest of the day and, indeed, the rest of the last 4 years.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,173
    edited March 2011
    The home page must never, ever change, CL shall always have been launched "in August".
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,079
    Whenever the club is considering buying a player from a team in a lower division, they must be mercilessly slated and their abilities ridiculed. This should be done using a written style that makes it seem as if your whole life has been dedicated to following the player's career even though you'd never heard of him before and are just passing on what you were told by some bloke down the boozer.
  • bigstemarra
    bigstemarra Posts: 5,098
    You must have the power of second sight. I mean, I know that we would have been promoted by now if we still had Parky at the helm. Honest.

    Henry's right about AFKA's notes on the legion of the banned, btw....too funny to be tucked away out of sight IMHO.
  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,437
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]Signings are DONE DEALS when announced on Sky or Football Rumours Twitter and there is no need to wait weeks for the OS to catch up.
    Updated
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    edited March 2011
    39. Never make allowances for the old and infirm when they ramble or have an 'old-timers' moment'. This applies especially to steam train posts which always attracts an instant lynch mob, though gardening, allotments and books are acceptable subjects.

    40. The ever popular 'rose tinted glasses' are available only from Oggy Red who is never without a pair.
  • SaySomething
    SaySomething Posts: 2,534
    every transfer rumour thread must include at least one post referring to darren purse

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  • Ross
    Ross Posts: 4,413
    Season tickets are always (un)delivered by current Charlton players.
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,002
    Anyone over 40 wants to sit at away games.

    Anyone under 20 wants to stand at away games.

    Anyone in-between don't go to away games because of money/work/kids/wife/mistress.
  • SE9
    SE9 Posts: 809
    Everyone must discuss Rangers and Ce*t*c by arguing

    Everyone will ask why a thread has been sunk
  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    [cite]Posted By: Plaaayer[/cite]

    Anyone in-between don't go to away games because of money/work/kids/wife/mistress.

    Or because of the U20's!
  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,751
    The term "old dear" must NEVER be used on the site.

    Anyone guilty of using this derogatory term will be punished by visiting the PO every 2 weeks to collect the " old dear's" pension.
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    Members must never sign up with two accounts and talk to ones self in the same thread...
  • redredrobin
    redredrobin Posts: 433
    Every thread must feature at least one poster failing to/asking how to quote.
  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    [quote][cite]Posted By: redredrobin[/cite]Every thread must feature at least one poster failing to/asking how to quote.[/quote]

    Good point.
  • Robert
    Robert Posts: 801
    [quote][cite]Posted By: redredrobin[/cite]Every thread must feature at least one poster failing to/asking how to quote.[/quote]

    This...FACT
  • redredrobin
    redredrobin Posts: 433
    [quote][cite]Posted By: Saga Lout[/cite][quote][cite]Posted By: redredrobin[/cite]Every thread must feature at least one poster failing to/asking how to quote.[/quote]

    Good point.[/quote]

    Cheers. What's a sticky sink by the way?

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  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    [cite]Posted By: redredrobin[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Saga Lout[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: redredrobin[/cite]Every thread must feature at least one poster failing to/asking how to quote.

    Good point.

    Cheers. What's a sticky sink by the way?
    It's called a stinky, I've had several...
  • The Prince-e-Paul
    The Prince-e-Paul Posts: 6,694
    Whenever the 'greatest ever Charlton game' is mentioned, all that were there will suddenly be transported back to a time when the stars were in perfect allignment and fondly remember hugging total strangers like they were close family!
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,264
    You do not talk about poo club
  • Dave Rudd
    Dave Rudd Posts: 2,867
    Must resurrect this from Page 2.

    Anyway ...

    ... all posters must support their point by finding one (preferably obscure) example which demonstrates that the desired outcome is possible (eg Sunderland once got promoted when they were bottom at Christmas) while conveniently ignoring the fact that the opposite usually happens (eg teams which are bottom at Christmas invariably don't get promoted).

    I seem to recall a time when we were regularly informed that 'Pardew always takes two years to build a successful team' and that 'Parkinson knows how to get out of League 1 because he did it with Colchester'.
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,002
    Always, ALWAYS have the last word in an argument.
  • Benny Hill
    Benny Hill Posts: 388
    Leroy Ambrose is not a man to be messed with and what he says is automatically FACT no questions asked ;-)
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,226
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
  • Benny Hill
    Benny Hill Posts: 388
    [cite]Posted By: ads[/cite]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

    Never heard of him.
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,427
    at the start of each season anyone predicting a finish of lower than 6th is a doom merchant, NOT a realist.
  • McLovin
    McLovin Posts: 2,307
    Opinions formed as a result of scanning Wiki or glancing at a youtube clip carry as much weight as those developed through years of study
    English grammar is optional

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