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The Unofficial CL Code of Conduct

ChunesChunes
edited March 2011 in General Charlton
1. One must always, if in doubt about any fact regarding the clubs recent history, refer to the original 'takeover thread'.

2. One must always ''RIP''.

3. Users are expected to be fully aware of Henry's cardigans and their social implications.
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  • LenGloverLenGlover
    4. The Daily Mail must be belittled at every available opportunity.

    5. One must always prefix posts with something like "I don't want to rake over old ground but....." prior to raking over old ground :-)
  • JayajoshJayajosh
    6. One must always be wary of the clique before starting new threads.
  • 19051905
    7. All bullshit must clearly be suffixed with the word FACT (capitals must be used)
  • sygonrimasygonrima
    edited March 2011
    8. All new discusions should be started in the "keeping theads on topic" thread.
  • LenGloverLenGlover
    9. Thou shalt not criticise the Royal Oak pub

    10. Thou shalt slag off The Bugle
  • ChunesChunes
    11. Radostin Kishishev. Is. OFF. LIMITS.
  • PlaaayerPlaaayer
    edited March 2011
    12. Loan players are shit and must be marked under 5.

    13. Players that came through the youth teams are great and must be marked over 7 (especially if they support Charlton).
  • Friend Or DefoeFriend Or Defoe
    12. Jokes never get old.
  • PlaaayerPlaaayer
    14. The Grand National thread must never be clogged.

    15. Admin must never admit they can read whispers.
  • GreenieGreenie
    If someone repeats 'old' news, 'old' meaning more than 48 hours, then the words 'TITANIC SINKS' or better still a picture of aformentioned ship will be on the thread directly following said misdemeanour.
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  • StoneStone
    Use the search facility before submitting a post of any sort, in case someone posted something slightly similar sometime in the last century.

    It will be sunk without trace if this is the case.
  • ValleyGaryValleyGary
    edited March 2011
    16. All threads must contain at least one comment from Goonerhater involving the word 'Guardianista'

    17. ValleyGary is and will always be the best looking CL member
  • JTJT
    New bird of countdown thread must be kept within the first 3 pages, at all times.
  • PlaaayerPlaaayer
    All complaints must be made to the head of Admin and site founder, Dazzler.
  • ScohamScoham
    edited March 2011
    Loan players from big clubs are rated "8 - class act" in the player ratings threads regardless of performance.

    Loan players from smaller are rated "4 - his pony" (note "his", not "he's", suggesting the player in fact owns a pony), except in the case of players that used to play for a big club as a youngster, they receive "6.5 - promising".
  • ValleyGaryValleyGary
    [cite]Posted By: Plaaayer[/cite]All complaints must be made to the head of Admin and site founder, Dazzler.

    lol
  • PlaaayerPlaaayer
    All members must the outraged and disgusted by the 'Addams family' song but secretly sing it at the first oppourtunity at all games.
  • GreenieGreenie
    Defoe is always referred to as 'Judas'. Unless using his full name, then he is known as Wanker Jermaine Defoe.
  • oohaahmortimeroohaahmortimer
    If you agree with something and don't have anything further to add for the cause but like to see that you've posted cos you're a weirdo do
    [cite]Posted By: Plaaayer[/cite]

    13. Players that came through the youth teams are great and must be marked over 7 (especially if they support Charlton).



    THIS
  • oohaahmortimeroohaahmortimer
    if you have a 5 year season ticket seek to add that in to all posts and express your disgust at not being personally invited round to mr.slaters for sunday lunch
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  • oohaahmortimeroohaahmortimer
    and ALWAYS slag off our away numbers
  • oohaahmortimeroohaahmortimer
    but NEVER hog a thread writing drivel that you hope is mildly amusing
  • oohaahmortimeroohaahmortimer
    Kanu
  • ValleyGaryValleyGary
    edited March 2011
    members love lives must be broadcast to the rest of the CL community regardless of how humiliating or skanky it may be.
  • Alex WrightAlex Wright
    24. there will NEVER be a CL badge so don't keep on about them.
  • MacronateMacronate
    Always go completely overboard when we win a game but conversely, demand the immediate sacking of the entire management team should we lose a game...no fickleness allowed.

    On the "Would ya" threads, never say you would not do anything that moves. You will be branded a doofter.
  • Alex WrightAlex Wright
    edited March 2011
    25, any post with FACT! in it must always be true.


    FACT!
  • ChunesChunes
    edited March 2011
    26. Any post that is inherenty FACT may also be supposed to be LOCKED ON.
  • allez les addicksallez les addicks
    edited March 2011
    27. At the start of April, all pray at the church of PeanutsMalloy
  • Chirpy RedChirpy Red
    28. If you start what you consider an interesting and or amusing thread but find it slip off the front page without any comments, DO NOT add your own comment just to bump it up again. Just accept that you and your topic are neither interesting nor humorous.
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