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The Unofficial CL Code of Conduct

Chunes
Chunes Posts: 17,389
edited March 2011 in General Charlton
1. One must always, if in doubt about any fact regarding the clubs recent history, refer to the original 'takeover thread'.

2. One must always ''RIP''.

3. Users are expected to be fully aware of Henry's cardigans and their social implications.
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  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,663
    4. The Daily Mail must be belittled at every available opportunity.

    5. One must always prefix posts with something like "I don't want to rake over old ground but....." prior to raking over old ground :-)
  • Jayajosh
    Jayajosh Posts: 2,877
    6. One must always be wary of the clique before starting new threads.
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,753
    7. All bullshit must clearly be suffixed with the word FACT (capitals must be used)
  • sygonrima
    sygonrima Posts: 236
    edited March 2011
    8. All new discusions should be started in the "keeping theads on topic" thread.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,663
    9. Thou shalt not criticise the Royal Oak pub

    10. Thou shalt slag off The Bugle
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,389
    11. Radostin Kishishev. Is. OFF. LIMITS.
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,002
    edited March 2011
    12. Loan players are shit and must be marked under 5.

    13. Players that came through the youth teams are great and must be marked over 7 (especially if they support Charlton).
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,112
    12. Jokes never get old.
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,002
    14. The Grand National thread must never be clogged.

    15. Admin must never admit they can read whispers.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    If someone repeats 'old' news, 'old' meaning more than 48 hours, then the words 'TITANIC SINKS' or better still a picture of aformentioned ship will be on the thread directly following said misdemeanour.

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  • Stone
    Stone Posts: 3,026
    Use the search facility before submitting a post of any sort, in case someone posted something slightly similar sometime in the last century.

    It will be sunk without trace if this is the case.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,996
    edited March 2011
    16. All threads must contain at least one comment from Goonerhater involving the word 'Guardianista'

    17. ValleyGary is and will always be the best looking CL member
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    New bird of countdown thread must be kept within the first 3 pages, at all times.
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,002
    All complaints must be made to the head of Admin and site founder, Dazzler.
  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,430
    edited March 2011
    Loan players from big clubs are rated "8 - class act" in the player ratings threads regardless of performance.

    Loan players from smaller are rated "4 - his pony" (note "his", not "he's", suggesting the player in fact owns a pony), except in the case of players that used to play for a big club as a youngster, they receive "6.5 - promising".
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,996
    [cite]Posted By: Plaaayer[/cite]All complaints must be made to the head of Admin and site founder, Dazzler.

    lol
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,002
    All members must the outraged and disgusted by the 'Addams family' song but secretly sing it at the first oppourtunity at all games.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Defoe is always referred to as 'Judas'. Unless using his full name, then he is known as Wanker Jermaine Defoe.
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,187
    If you agree with something and don't have anything further to add for the cause but like to see that you've posted cos you're a weirdo do
    [cite]Posted By: Plaaayer[/cite]

    13. Players that came through the youth teams are great and must be marked over 7 (especially if they support Charlton).



    THIS
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,187
    if you have a 5 year season ticket seek to add that in to all posts and express your disgust at not being personally invited round to mr.slaters for sunday lunch

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  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,187
    and ALWAYS slag off our away numbers
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,187
    but NEVER hog a thread writing drivel that you hope is mildly amusing
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,187
    Kanu
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,996
    edited March 2011
    members love lives must be broadcast to the rest of the CL community regardless of how humiliating or skanky it may be.
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    24. there will NEVER be a CL badge so don't keep on about them.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,904
    Always go completely overboard when we win a game but conversely, demand the immediate sacking of the entire management team should we lose a game...no fickleness allowed.

    On the "Would ya" threads, never say you would not do anything that moves. You will be branded a doofter.
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    edited March 2011
    25, any post with FACT! in it must always be true.


    FACT!
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,389
    edited March 2011
    26. Any post that is inherenty FACT may also be supposed to be LOCKED ON.
  • allez les addicks
    allez les addicks Posts: 1,432
    edited March 2011
    27. At the start of April, all pray at the church of PeanutsMalloy
  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    28. If you start what you consider an interesting and or amusing thread but find it slip off the front page without any comments, DO NOT add your own comment just to bump it up again. Just accept that you and your topic are neither interesting nor humorous.

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