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  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,282
    Everything being turned into an F ing musical.

    FFS Stop it!
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,282
    Shitting!

    it’s always, thinking I’ve finished, getting up, wiping arse, pull pants & trousers up, push trousers & pants down, sitting down, splash splash, thinking I’ve finished getting up, wiping arse, pulling pants & trousers up, pushing trousers and pants down, splash splash splash, thinking I’ve finished, repeat Ad Infinitum. FFS.
  • gringo
    gringo Posts: 930
    sillav nitram said:
    People/Players who overuse use the term 100% 
    I agree 110%
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,960
    sillav nitram said:
    People/Players who overuse use the term 100% 
    100% this 
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,493
    sillav nitram said:
    Everything being turned into an F ing musical.

    FFS Stop it!
    I believe I already did this one Martin. So I agree 100%.  
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,234
    edited March 15
    LargeAddick said:
    AFKABartram said:
    Getting excited about for once receiving an envelope in the post ,only to open it and find it’s a bowel cancer screening kit :-( 

    Had a similar situation yesterday but it was the Council Tax bill.
    I wouldn't let them do your colonoscopy. 
    How much did they charge you for it?

  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,282
    DaveMehmet said:
    sillav nitram said:
    People/Players who overuse use the term 100% 
    100% this 

    gringo said:
    sillav nitram said:
    People/Players who overuse use the term 100% 
    I agree 110%
    Algarveaddick said:
    sillav nitram said:
    Everything being turned into an F ing musical.

    FFS Stop it!
    I believe I already did this one Martin. So I agree 100%.  
    Should have know, shouldn’t I?😾😹
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,282
    People clearing their throat in restaurants/cafes!

    A guy has been clearing his throat loudly for the past thirty minutes in the cafe I’m currently sitting in.

    I said something and got the inevitable jip.

    Really don’t get how anyone can think this is ok?
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 14,240
    edited March 15
    Lucky he didn't gob his phlegm in your coffee.

    That's what I do when someone complains about me clearing my throat. 
  • gringo
    gringo Posts: 930
    edited March 15
    That so many premier league footballers look like the baddies in a Crocodile Dundee movie.

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  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 27,280
    Leaving my laptop charger in the office yesterday to run and get the train. I only work 2.5 days a week and wasn’t planning on being in the office for a couple of weeks. 
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,518
    gringo said:
    That so many premier league footballers look like the baddies in a Crocodile Dundee movie.
    In a similar vein, the barnets on international rugby players. Was watching the 6 Nations and wondering if some of these guys look the way they do becauase they lost a bet or something. The mullet and moustache combo is particularly prevalent and there is simply no situation in which that is acceptable.

    Obviously I'm not going to say anything to their faces though. 
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 13,028
    sillav nitram said:
    Shitting!

    it’s always, thinking I’ve finished, getting up, wiping arse, pull pants & trousers up, push trousers & pants down, sitting down, splash splash, thinking I’ve finished getting up, wiping arse, pulling pants & trousers up, pushing trousers and pants down, splash splash splash, thinking I’ve finished, repeat Ad Infinitum. FFS.
    It's catchy but it'll never top the charts.
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,878
    Macronate said:
    sillav nitram said:
    Shitting!

    it’s always, thinking I’ve finished, getting up, wiping arse, pull pants & trousers up, push trousers & pants down, sitting down, splash splash, thinking I’ve finished getting up, wiping arse, pulling pants & trousers up, pushing trousers and pants down, splash splash splash, thinking I’ve finished, repeat Ad Infinitum. FFS.
    It's catchy but it'll never top the charts.
    Could replace these words somehow ... maybe ...

    … Woke up, fell out of bed
    Dragged a comb across my head
    Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
    And looking up I noticed I was late
    … Found my coat and grabbed my hat
    Made the bus in seconds flat
    Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
    And somebody spoke and I went into a dream
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 29,737
    Macronate said:
    sillav nitram said:
    Shitting!

    it’s always, thinking I’ve finished, getting up, wiping arse, pull pants & trousers up, push trousers & pants down, sitting down, splash splash, thinking I’ve finished getting up, wiping arse, pulling pants & trousers up, pushing trousers and pants down, splash splash splash, thinking I’ve finished, repeat Ad Infinitum. FFS.
    It's catchy but it'll never top the charts.
    What about top of the plops?
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,514
    Raith_C_Chattonell said:
    Macronate said:
    sillav nitram said:
    Shitting!

    it’s always, thinking I’ve finished, getting up, wiping arse, pull pants & trousers up, push trousers & pants down, sitting down, splash splash, thinking I’ve finished getting up, wiping arse, pulling pants & trousers up, pushing trousers and pants down, splash splash splash, thinking I’ve finished, repeat Ad Infinitum. FFS.
    It's catchy but it'll never top the charts.
    Could replace these words somehow ... maybe ...

    … Woke up, fell out of bed
    Dragged a comb across my head
    Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
    And looking up I noticed I was late
    … Found my coat and grabbed my hat
    Made the bus in seconds flat
    Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
    And somebody spoke and I went into a dream
    😉
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,962
    The Red Robin said:
    Leaving my laptop charger in the office yesterday to run and get the train. I only work 2.5 days a week and wasn’t planning on being in the office for a couple of weeks. 
    Amazon is your friend. 
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,282
    Sorry, I know this has already been done but f*cking musicals again!

    I’ve seen a poster, Mirroring Monet, the musical. FFS. 

    Let’s celebrate a great artist by turning him into a song and dance number!

    What next, Pulp Fiction the musical or, Gladiator the musical?

    Jeezuz Christ 
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 13,847
    edited March 20
    big fan of 'Springtime for Hitler: A Gay Romp with Adolf and Eva at Berchtesgaden' the musical 
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,668
    sillav nitram said:
    Sorry, I know this has already been done but f*cking musicals again!

    I’ve seen a poster, Mirroring Monet, the musical. FFS. 

    Let’s celebrate a great artist by turning him into a song and dance number!

    What next, Pulp Fiction the musical or, Gladiator the musical?

    Jeezuz Christ   Superstar.


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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,427
    People that enter a pub or shop and don’t close the door behind them, especially when it’s fucking freezing. 
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 13,847
    ValleyGary said:
    People that enter a pub or shop and don’t close the door behind them, especially when it’s fucking freezing. 
    loads of people born in a barn.. 

    cant stand it and irritates the fuck out of me. especially if you are sitting near the door. just no common manors. who bought up these fuck wits..
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,962
    man_at_milletts said:
    sillav nitram said:
    Sorry, I know this has already been done but f*cking musicals again!

    I’ve seen a poster, Mirroring Monet, the musical. FFS. 

    Let’s celebrate a great artist by turning him into a song and dance number!

    What next, Pulp Fiction the musical or, Gladiator the musical?

    Jeezuz Christ   Superstar.

    Came down from heaven on a Yamaha,
    Done a skid,
    Killed a kid,
    Chopped off his bollocks with a dustbin lid

  • CharltonManor1966
    CharltonManor1966 Posts: 448
    sillav nitram said:
    Sorry, I know this has already been done but f*cking musicals again!

    I’ve seen a poster, Mirroring Monet, the musical. FFS. 

    Let’s celebrate a great artist by turning him into a song and dance number!

    What next, Pulp Fiction the musical or, Gladiator the musical?

    Jeezuz Christ Superstar - the musical.....?

  • ME14addick
    ME14addick Posts: 9,889
    Comic Relief. It used to be funny, but most of tonight's show has been very poor. 
  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,561
    ME14addick said:
    Comic Relief. It used to be funny, but most of tonight's show has been very poor. 

    Did it? I cannot ever remember anything on it being remotely amusing. I’m amazed anyone still watches it.
  • ME14addick
    ME14addick Posts: 9,889
    JaShea99 said:
    ME14addick said:
    Comic Relief. It used to be funny, but most of tonight's show has been very poor. 

    Did it? I cannot ever remember anything on it being remotely amusing. I’m amazed anyone still watches it.
    I did find it funny in the early years, but tonight's show was very poor. 
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 7,230
    Well this is an eye opener.

    Personally I’ve never found programmes about poverty and injustice “funny” or “amusing”, either in the past or now.
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,995
    sillav nitram said:
    People/Players who overuse use the term 100% 
    This 100%
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,502
    Karim_myBagheri said:
    ValleyGary said:
    People that enter a pub or shop and don’t close the door behind them, especially when it’s fucking freezing. 
    loads of people born in a barn.. 

    cant stand it and irritates the fuck out of me. especially if you are sitting near the door. just no common manors. who bought up these fuck wits..
    Manners please.

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