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General Things That Annoy You thread - part 2

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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 96,205
    KBslittlesis said:
    When you get out of the shower to then go into the bathroom to finish your routine of cleansing, moisturising etc, to hear the dreaded click of the door closing knowing full well he's gone in there to have a massive dump & you're left drying out like an old prune.

    Ffs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You'd get on well with my missus, who reacts in similar fashion, when she decides to have a nice soak in the bath of a few evenings per week... My body is often well timed to need a No.2 at exactly the same time, and the loo isn't in a separate room either... She surprisingly disagrees about me spending quality time with her.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,360
    ForeverAddickted said:
    KBslittlesis said:
    When you get out of the shower to then go into the bathroom to finish your routine of cleansing, moisturising etc, to hear the dreaded click of the door closing knowing full well he's gone in there to have a massive dump & you're left drying out like an old prune.

    Ffs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You'd get on well with my missus, who reacts in similar fashion, when she decides to have a nice soak in the bath of a few evenings per week... My body is often well timed to need a No.2 at exactly the same time, and the loo isn't in a separate room either... She surprisingly disagrees about me spending quality time with her.
    TMI... 👌🤣
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 51,168
    The above comments is why my wife insists on a home with two toilets when house hunting, which is what we have now
  • KBslittlesis
    KBslittlesis Posts: 8,765
    We have two toilets btw.
    Quality time me arse 🤣🤣🤣🤣
  • KBslittlesis
    KBslittlesis Posts: 8,765
    And now I'm sat in the Dr's waiting room with the pissed up nutter talking about his prostrate.
    The days just keeps giving 
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,175
    Table servants who clear and set tables with gay abandon, creating as much noise as possible.
    I enjoyed one if the poshest meals of my life recently.
    Loads of poncy little courses with an irritatingly obsequious maitre d 
    Exquisite food. 
    But between each course the banging and crashing of plates, glasses and cutlery utterly spoiled the experience.

    I've noticed the same at Toby Carvery.

    Either train your table servants or stop pretending to be all high and mighty
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,999
    MrWalker said:
    Table servants who clear and set tables with gay abandon, creating as much noise as possible.
    I enjoyed one if the poshest meals of my life recently.
    Loads of poncy little courses with an irritatingly obsequious maitre d 
    Exquisite food. 
    But between each course the banging and crashing of plates, glasses and cutlery utterly spoiled the experience.

    I've noticed the same at Toby Carvery.

    Either train your table servants or stop pretending to be all high and mighty
    Table servant? 😁
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,881
    MrWalker said:
    Table servants who clear and set tables with gay abandon, creating as much noise as possible.
    I enjoyed one if the poshest meals of my life recently.
    Loads of poncy little courses with an irritatingly obsequious maitre d 
    Exquisite food. 
    But between each course the banging and crashing of plates, glasses and cutlery utterly spoiled the experience.

    I've noticed the same at Toby Carvery.

    Either train your table servants or stop pretending to be all high and mighty
    It wasn't the £50 meal in Plymouth was it?
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,198
    ‘Table servants’ is crazy 
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 11,110
    KBslittlesis said:
    And now I'm sat in the Dr's waiting room with the pissed up nutter talking about his prostrate.
    The days just keeps giving 

    Thats no way to talk about your husband!

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  • KBslittlesis
    KBslittlesis Posts: 8,765
    IdleHans said:
    KBslittlesis said:
    And now I'm sat in the Dr's waiting room with the pissed up nutter talking about his prostrate.
    The days just keeps giving 

    Thats no way to talk about your husband!
    It was the Dr!
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,175
    edited December 23
    ValleyGary said:
    ‘Table servants’ is crazy 

    OK.
    Monkey butlers 😁
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,175
    edited December 23
    O-Randy-Hunt said:
    MrWalker said:
    Table servants who clear and set tables with gay abandon, creating as much noise as possible.
    I enjoyed one if the poshest meals of my life recently.
    Loads of poncy little courses with an irritatingly obsequious maitre d 
    Exquisite food. 
    But between each course the banging and crashing of plates, glasses and cutlery utterly spoiled the experience.

    I've noticed the same at Toby Carvery.

    Either train your table servants or stop pretending to be all high and mighty
    It wasn't the £50 meal in Plymouth was it?
    😁 😁 No, but they fell into the category of unnecessarily noisy table bastards
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,175
    edited December 23
    SporadicAddick said:
    MrWalker said:
    Table servants who clear and set tables with gay abandon, creating as much noise as possible.
    I enjoyed one if the poshest meals of my life recently.
    Loads of poncy little courses with an irritatingly obsequious maitre d 
    Exquisite food. 
    But between each course the banging and crashing of plates, glasses and cutlery utterly spoiled the experience.

    I've noticed the same at Toby Carvery.

    Either train your table servants or stop pretending to be all high and mighty
    Table servant? 😁
    OK. 
    “Tip masters.”
    “Table knights.”

    I can’t help thinking you are missing the point of my general annoyance. 😁

  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,129
    M&S.  They sell us a £120 Turkey Crown, get it home to find the bag has split and it has leaked over everything and smells most definitely off, now we've been on a help line to India for 45 mins with them asking all sorts of ridiculous questions to try and get it resolved.

    Now being told to send an email with pictures and it will be likely resolved AFTER Christmas 😂

    I'm sorry but what a load of bollocks.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 29,120
    edited December 23
    JohnBoyUK said:
    M&S.  They sell us a £120 Turkey Crown, get it home to find the bag has split and it has leaked over everything and smells most definitely off, now we've been on a help line to India for 45 mins with them asking all sorts of ridiculous questions to try and get it resolved.

    Now being told to send an email with pictures and it will be likely resolved AFTER Christmas 😂

    I'm sorry but what a load of bollocks.
    That's not just a rotten turkey, it's a M&S rotten one. 
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,767
    JohnBoyUK said:
    M&S.  They sell us a £120 Turkey Crown, get it home to find the bag has split and it has leaked over everything and smells most definitely off, now we've been on a help line to India for 45 mins with them asking all sorts of ridiculous questions to try and get it resolved.

    Now being told to send an email with pictures and it will be likely resolved AFTER Christmas 😂

    I'm sorry but what a load of bollocks.
    If it’s got bollocks, I’d definitely take it back
  • gringo
    gringo Posts: 702
    edited December 23
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  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,379
    JohnBoyUK said:
    M&S.  They sell us a £120 Turkey Crown, get it home to find the bag has split and it has leaked over everything and smells most definitely off, now we've been on a help line to India for 45 mins with them asking all sorts of ridiculous questions to try and get it resolved.

    Now being told to send an email with pictures and it will be likely resolved AFTER Christmas 😂

    I'm sorry but what a load of bollocks.
    Can you not just take it back to the store?
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  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,160
    ads said:

    Phwooar
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,315
    ads said:

    Sorry mate, we stopped wouldyas a few years ago.
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,999
    looks like a close up of my nose.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,315
    The habit that's developed on Only Connect of saying Hor Ned Viper instead of Horned Viper. I've no idea whether there's some genuine intellectual reason for this or whether it's just an in-joke that I've missed out on, but I wish they'd stop and talk properly.   
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,881
    ads said:

    Guarantee that will still look more edible than some of the rate my plates we will see on the 25th.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 11,110
    SporadicAddick said:
    looks like a close up of my nose.
    looks like me on a sunbed on the first day of my summer holiday
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,344
    Let me know where you're going so I can avoid you.
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,379
    ‘Kaminsky’
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 27,109
    Stig said:
    The habit that's developed on Only Connect of saying Hor Ned Viper instead of Horned Viper. I've no idea whether there's some genuine intellectual reason for this or whether it's just an in-joke that I've missed out on, but I wish they'd stop and talk properly.   
    a joke about pretentiousness that has been going on for years
  • gringo
    gringo Posts: 702
    edited 10:14AM
    IdleHans said:
    SporadicAddick said:
    looks like a close up of my nose.
    looks like me on a sunbed on the first day of my summer holiday
    looks like me on a sunbed on the last day of my summer holiday (but without the excess lard).

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