Tree feller wanted.

AddicksAddict · August 19

I absolutely don’t care how many there are, and you can be Irish or any other nationality, but I’m looking for someone competent and insured to take down a couple of 30ft yew trees.

SoundAsa£ · August 19

AddicksAddict said:

I absolutely don’t care how many there are, and you can be Irish or any other nationality, but I’m looking for someone competent and insured to take down a couple of 30ft yew trees.

Yew trees…..aren’t they a “beautiful” protected species?

PaddyP17 · August 19

AddicksAddict said:

I absolutely don’t care how many there are, and you can be Irish or any other nationality, but I’m looking for someone competent and insured to take down a couple of 30ft yew trees.

Where are you based? @Addickted2TheReds this might be one for Biscuit?

AddicksAddict · August 19

PaddyP17 said:

AddicksAddict said:

I absolutely don’t care how many there are, and you can be Irish or any other nationality, but I’m looking for someone competent and insured to take down a couple of 30ft yew trees.

Where are you based? @Addickted2TheReds this might be one for Biscuit?

Sydenham, SE26.

AddicksAddict · August 19

SoundAsa£ said:

AddicksAddict said:

I absolutely don’t care how many there are, and you can be Irish or any other nationality, but I’m looking for someone competent and insured to take down a couple of 30ft yew trees.

Yew trees…..aren’t they a “beautiful” protected species?

I don’t think young ones in my garden, which isn’t in a conservation area, will be protected.

EugenesAxe · August 19

Does it have to be a fella?

swords_alive · August 19

Will you be planting a couple of new trees to replace these mature trees @AddicksAddict, in order to replace the oxygen loss, absorb carbon, maintain soil quality and give shade in the increasing heat?

eastterrace6168 · August 19

I think that you are supposed to notify felling of any trees to your council, even on your own property, might be best to make sure...🤷‍♂️

cafcdave123 · August 19

EugenesAxe said:

Does it have to be a fella?

Do you know a tree Doris you can recommend?

RodneyCharltonTrotta · August 19

AddicksAddict said:

I absolutely don’t care how many there are, and you can be Irish or any other nationality, but I’m looking for someone competent and insured to take down a couple of 30ft yew trees.

I have Irish roots.

Does it is need to be tree fellers or are two of us good enough?

SantaClaus · August 19

I've spent a lot of tine this summer in various trees with chain and recip saws. It's certainly encouraged my wife to take a keen interest in my life insurance status.

CAFCTrev · August 19

Three fellas wanted?

Addickted2TheReds · August 19

PaddyP17 said:

AddicksAddict said:

I absolutely don’t care how many there are, and you can be Irish or any other nationality, but I’m looking for someone competent and insured to take down a couple of 30ft yew trees.

Where are you based? @Addickted2TheReds this might be one for Biscuit?

Cheers mate, have passed on his details via PM.

AddicksAddict · August 19

EugenesAxe said:

Does it have to be a fella?

A feller of any gender or lack thereof is acceptable.

AddicksAddict · August 19

eastterrace6168 said:

I think that you are supposed to notify felling of any trees to your council, even on your own property, might be best to make sure...🤷‍♂️

Thanks.

AddicksAddict · August 19

swords_alive said:

Will you be planting a couple of new trees to replace these mature trees @AddicksAddict, in order to replace the oxygen loss, absorb carbon, maintain soil quality and give shade in the increasing heat?

There’s too much shade where these are. The are five yews within a 15’ radius and they’re affecting the existing small trees they’re now outgrowing.

Chunes · August 19

I read the title of this thread in an Irish accent and thought you wanted three fellas.

Gribbo · August 19

PaddyP17 said:

AddicksAddict said:

I absolutely don’t care how many there are, and you can be Irish or any other nationality, but I’m looking for someone competent and insured to take down a couple of 30ft yew trees.

Where are you based? Addickted2TheReds this might be one for Biscuit?

Sevenoaks

Lincsaddick · August 19

On the train back from Wrexham I got chatting to a guy named 'Steve', retired tree feller, a long time Addick and goes to most games h and a .. not much to go on BUT surely a few on here know him .. his daughter, also a regular match goer, and that's the extent of my contribution

NornIrishAddick · August 19

Chunes said:

I read the title of this thread in an Irish accent and thought you wanted three fellas.

Would you believe me if I told you that I also read it in an Irish accent???

eastterrace6168 · August 19

Lincsaddick said:

On the train back from Wrexham I got chatting to a guy named 'Steve', retired tree feller, a long time Addick and goes to most games h and a .. not much to go on BUT surely a few on here know him .. his daughter, also a regular match goer, and that's the extent of my contribution

Sounds like an Agatha Christie plot...🧐

clive · August 19

Lincsaddick said:

On the train back from Wrexham I got chatting to a guy named 'Steve', retired tree feller, a long time Addick and goes to most games h and a .. not much to go on BUT surely a few on here know him .. his daughter, also a regular match goer, and that's the extent of my contribution

Must have been a branch line.

SoundAsa£ · August 19

AddicksAddict said:

SoundAsa£ said:

AddicksAddict said:

I absolutely don’t care how many there are, and you can be Irish or any other nationality, but I’m looking for someone competent and insured to take down a couple of 30ft yew trees.

Yew trees…..aren’t they a “beautiful” protected species?

I don’t think young ones in my garden, which isn’t in a conservation area, will be protected.

If they are 30ft high, they most certainly aren’t young trees.
They have a very slow growth rate…..in The UK many are a good 100 to 500 years old!
Some rarer examples even live to 1000 years +.

cafcfan · August 19

There's a bloke up in Carlisle that likes travelling miles to chop down trees. But I think he's otherwise engaged at the moment.

Edited to add: It's illegal to chop down if over 5 cubic metres in volume (whether one tree or a number of smaller trees) - so you'd need consent I guess and/or a competent qualified tree surgeon.

olster · August 19

clive said:

Lincsaddick said:

On the train back from Wrexham I got chatting to a guy named 'Steve', retired tree feller, a long time Addick and goes to most games h and a .. not much to go on BUT surely a few on here know him .. his daughter, also a regular match goer, and that's the extent of my contribution

Must have been a branch line.

leaf it out mate

ct_addick · August 19

olster said:

clive said:

Lincsaddick said:

On the train back from Wrexham I got chatting to a guy named 'Steve', retired tree feller, a long time Addick and goes to most games h and a .. not much to go on BUT surely a few on here know him .. his daughter, also a regular match goer, and that's the extent of my contribution

Must have been a branch line.

leaf it out mate

The root of the problem with this forum are the corny jokes

Lincsaddick · August 22

clive said:

Lincsaddick said:

On the train back from Wrexham I got chatting to a guy named 'Steve', retired tree feller, a long time Addick and goes to most games h and a .. not much to go on BUT surely a few on here know him .. his daughter, also a regular match goer, and that's the extent of my contribution

Must have been a branch line.

was the Wrexham to Crewe line .. Oh Mr Porter, what can I do ? etc etc

Baldybonce · August 22

ct_addick said:

olster said:

clive said:

Lincsaddick said:

On the train back from Wrexham I got chatting to a guy named 'Steve', retired tree feller, a long time Addick and goes to most games h and a .. not much to go on BUT surely a few on here know him .. his daughter, also a regular match goer, and that's the extent of my contribution

Must have been a branch line.

leaf it out mate

The root of the problem with this forum are the corny jokes

Rubbish,

I always wanted to be a tree surgeon but i couldn't stand the sight of sap.

SuedeAdidas · August 22

Lincsaddick said:

On the train back from Wrexham I got chatting to a guy named 'Steve', retired tree feller, a long time Addick and goes to most games h and a .. not much to go on BUT surely a few on here know him .. his daughter, also a regular match goer, and that's the extent of my contribution

Anyone twigged it yet?

eastterrace6168 · August 22

Baldybonce said:

ct_addick said:

olster said:

clive said:

Lincsaddick said:

On the train back from Wrexham I got chatting to a guy named 'Steve', retired tree feller, a long time Addick and goes to most games h and a .. not much to go on BUT surely a few on here know him .. his daughter, also a regular match goer, and that's the extent of my contribution

Must have been a branch line.

leaf it out mate

The root of the problem with this forum are the corny jokes

Rubbish,

I always wanted to be a tree surgeon but i couldn't stand the sight of sap.

WHAddick · August 22

clive said:

Lincsaddick said:

On the train back from Wrexham I got chatting to a guy named 'Steve', retired tree feller, a long time Addick and goes to most games h and a .. not much to go on BUT surely a few on here know him .. his daughter, also a regular match goer, and that's the extent of my contribution

Must have been a branch line.

Wood that this will be the only tree pun on here.
Seriously forestimates, I think yew should try to find this fella.
You could make a trunk call maybe?

Tree feller wanted.

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