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Tree feller wanted.

I absolutely don’t care how many there are, and you can be Irish or any other nationality, but I’m looking for someone competent and insured to take down a couple of 30ft yew trees. 

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  • I absolutely don’t care how many there are, and you can be Irish or any other nationality, but I’m looking for someone competent and insured to take down a couple of 30ft yew trees. 
    Yew trees…..aren’t they a “beautiful” protected species?
  • I absolutely don’t care how many there are, and you can be Irish or any other nationality, but I’m looking for someone competent and insured to take down a couple of 30ft yew trees. 
    Where are you based? @Addickted2TheReds this might be one for Biscuit?
  • PaddyP17 said:
    I absolutely don’t care how many there are, and you can be Irish or any other nationality, but I’m looking for someone competent and insured to take down a couple of 30ft yew trees. 
    Where are you based? @Addickted2TheReds this might be one for Biscuit?
    Sydenham, SE26. 
  • I absolutely don’t care how many there are, and you can be Irish or any other nationality, but I’m looking for someone competent and insured to take down a couple of 30ft yew trees. 
    Yew trees…..aren’t they a “beautiful” protected species?
    I don’t think young ones in my garden, which isn’t in a conservation area, will be protected.
  • Will you be planting a couple of new trees to replace these mature trees @AddicksAddict, in order to replace the oxygen loss, absorb carbon, maintain soil quality and give shade in the increasing heat? 
  • edited August 19
    I think that you are supposed to notify felling of any trees to your council, even on your own property, might be best to make sure...🤷‍♂️
  • I've spent a lot of tine this summer in various trees with chain and recip saws. It's certainly encouraged my wife to take a keen interest in my life insurance status.
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  • Three fellas wanted?
  • PaddyP17 said:
    I absolutely don’t care how many there are, and you can be Irish or any other nationality, but I’m looking for someone competent and insured to take down a couple of 30ft yew trees. 
    Where are you based? @Addickted2TheReds this might be one for Biscuit?
    Cheers mate, have passed on his details via PM.
  • Does it have to be a fella?
    A feller of any gender or lack thereof is acceptable. 
  • I think that you are supposed to notify felling of any trees to your council, even on your own property, might be best to make sure...🤷‍♂️
    Thanks. 
  • Will you be planting a couple of new trees to replace these mature trees @AddicksAddict, in order to replace the oxygen loss, absorb carbon, maintain soil quality and give shade in the increasing heat? 
    There’s too much shade where these are. The are five yews within a 15’ radius and they’re affecting the existing small trees they’re now outgrowing. 
  • edited August 19
    I read the title of this thread in an Irish accent and thought you wanted three fellas.
  • edited August 19
    PaddyP17 said:
    I absolutely don’t care how many there are, and you can be Irish or any other nationality, but I’m looking for someone competent and insured to take down a couple of 30ft yew trees. 
    Where are you based? Addickted2TheReds this might be one for Biscuit?
    Sevenoaks
  • On the train back from Wrexham I got chatting to a guy named 'Steve', retired tree feller, a  long time Addick and goes to most games h and a .. not much to go on BUT surely a few on here know him .. his daughter, also a regular match goer, and that's the extent of my contribution
  • On the train back from Wrexham I got chatting to a guy named 'Steve', retired tree feller, a  long time Addick and goes to most games h and a .. not much to go on BUT surely a few on here know him .. his daughter, also a regular match goer, and that's the extent of my contribution
    Sounds like an Agatha Christie plot...🧐
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  • On the train back from Wrexham I got chatting to a guy named 'Steve', retired tree feller, a  long time Addick and goes to most games h and a .. not much to go on BUT surely a few on here know him .. his daughter, also a regular match goer, and that's the extent of my contribution
    Must have been a branch line.
  • edited August 19
    I absolutely don’t care how many there are, and you can be Irish or any other nationality, but I’m looking for someone competent and insured to take down a couple of 30ft yew trees. 
    Yew trees…..aren’t they a “beautiful” protected species?
    I don’t think young ones in my garden, which isn’t in a conservation area, will be protected.
    If they are 30ft high, they most certainly aren’t young trees.
    They have a very slow growth rate…..in The UK many are a good 100 to 500 years old!
    Some rarer examples even live to 1000 years +.
  • edited August 19
    There's a bloke up in Carlisle that likes travelling miles to chop down trees. But I think he's otherwise engaged at the moment.

    Edited to add: It's illegal to chop down if over 5 cubic metres in volume (whether one tree or a number of smaller trees) - so you'd need consent I guess and/or a competent qualified tree surgeon.
  • clive said:
    On the train back from Wrexham I got chatting to a guy named 'Steve', retired tree feller, a  long time Addick and goes to most games h and a .. not much to go on BUT surely a few on here know him .. his daughter, also a regular match goer, and that's the extent of my contribution
    Must have been a branch line.
    leaf it out mate
  • olster said:
    clive said:
    On the train back from Wrexham I got chatting to a guy named 'Steve', retired tree feller, a  long time Addick and goes to most games h and a .. not much to go on BUT surely a few on here know him .. his daughter, also a regular match goer, and that's the extent of my contribution
    Must have been a branch line.
    leaf it out mate
    The root of the problem with this forum are the corny jokes

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