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• Solidgone

  June 5

  jose said:

  I once had to dump a girlfriend who kept taking the piss out of me for being colourblind. It was a massive grey flag for me !
  

  No way Jose 🤓

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• _MrDick

  June 8

  I used to go fishing all by myself .. but now I go with Annette.

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• Blackheathen

  June 8

  That last one made me wonder.  We haven’t heard from Seth lately.  Hope he’s ok.

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• lolwray

  June 9

  Two cricketers meet each other in the street..one says to the other " I going to have a net later " ..the other one says " lucky fella Annette's a lovely girl " 

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• bolloxbolder

  June 9

  Blackheathen said:

  That last one made me wonder.  We haven’t heard from Seth lately.  Hope he’s ok.

  He's currently serving a ban mate.

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• Blackheathen

  June 9

  Thanks bollox.  I’m not up with these things.

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• carly burn

  June 9

  First time tonight I've actually had a look through this thread.
  And to the OP I can confirm, yes it has.

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• AddicksAddict

  June 13

  
  

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• AddicksAddict

  June 13

  bolloxbolder said:

  Blackheathen said:

  That last one made me wonder.  We haven’t heard from Seth lately.  Hope he’s ok.

  He's currently serving a ban mate.

  I've heard of a bandmate but not a ban mate.  That's what I like about this forum, people are so friendly.

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• eaststandmike

  June 13

  I was helping Cat Stevens on a camp site this morning 
  
  His awning had broken 

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• Raith_C_Chattonell

  June 13

  I told my wife to embrace her mistakes ... she gave me a hug.

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• _MrDick

  June 16

  
  

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• _MrDick

  June 17

  So I went to this Eskimo restaurant.

  I asked to see the menu.

  The waiter said "we don't have a lot of options, so l'll just call them out to you"

  "We have Whale Meat steaks, we have Whale Meat Curry, we have Whale Meat stir-fry and of course we have the Vera Lynn"

  I said "what's the Vera Lynn?"

  He said "Whale Meat again"

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• _MrDick

  June 18

  
  

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• AddicksAddict

  June 18

  The Rocky Horror Picture Show is the only Rocky film without Sylvester Stallone. 

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• cafc375

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• red10

  June 18

  
  

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• jose

  June 19

  I spent £300 on a limo and found out the fee doesn't include a driver. I spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.

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• AddicksAddict

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• AddicksAddict

  June 22

  
  

  
  

  Evidence of alien abduction on the Walworth Road. 

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• AddicksAddict

  10:13AM

  I am getting totally fed up with people complaining about the price of things.

  
  

  £1.25 for a cup of tea.

  
  

  £1.75 a cup of coffee.

  
  

  Slice of cake £2.50.

  
  

  Parking 75p an hour.

  
  

  Any more of this, I’m not inviting them round anymore

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• _MrDick

  1:23PM

  Sister Mary entered the Monastery of Silence.

  
  

  The Priest said, 'Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so.'

  
  

  Sister Mary lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, 'Sister Mary, you have been here for 5 years. You can speak two words.'

  
  

  Sister Mary said, 'Hard bed.'

  
  

  'I'm sorry to hear that,' the Priest said, 'We will get you a better bed.'

  
  

  After another 5 years, Sister Mary was called by the Priest. 'You may say another two words, Sister Mary.

  
  

  'Cold food,' said Sister Mary, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.

  
  

  On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary into his office. 'You may say two words today.'

  
  

  'I quit,' said Sister Mary.

  
  

  'It's probably best', said the Priest, 'You've done Nothing but fucking moan since you've been here.'

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• bolloxbolder

  1:31PM

  I'm afraid that joke has already been on here. Great joke mind.

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