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Rate My Plate|Christmas '24
up_the_valley
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Always entertaining. Post your pics on here for comment, but be aware some can be harsh, so be prepared.
Merry Christmas all.
Merry Christmas all.
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Favourite thread of the year!
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Highly sustainable so far...0
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Burnt pigs in blankets.
Dry Turkey.
Sweetcorn and / or baked beans.
Crisps.
Roast potatoes that haven't seen oil.
Gravy missing in action.
Square plates.
Multiple references to "trimmings" (for the only time this year).
The occasional impressive plate of food.
Do not hold back or spare feelings.
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This thread knocks spots off masterchef.0
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Perhaps we should make the worst plate holder do the walk of shame around the pitch on Boxing Day, we could pelt them with the left over brussels that would otherwise go to waste, in fond memory of previous Belgian pitch hurlings.2
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I’ll kick things off then (we celebrate Christmas on the 24th in Denmark). Sorry that the photo is a bit blurred!
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whats the white stuff at 11 o'clock? looks like melon?
so what happens on the 25th then?4 -
Why do you have tinned pears top left?1
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You wouldn't guess it looking at that. 😉flyingkiwiDK said:I’ll kick things off then (we celebrate Christmas on the 24th in Denmark). Sorry that the photo is a bit blurred!11 -
I look forward to seeing your crisps every year, but the melon balls and tarantula leg served on a tea saucer takes 2024 to a new level.flyingkiwiDK said:I’ll kick things off then (we celebrate Christmas on the 24th in Denmark). Sorry that the photo is a bit blurred!
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Is that some sort of industrial lubricant in the top left?flyingkiwiDK said:I’ll kick things off then (we celebrate Christmas on the 24th in Denmark). Sorry that the photo is a bit blurred!9 -
Please, don't apologise.flyingkiwiDK said:I’ll kick things off then (we celebrate Christmas on the 24th in Denmark). Sorry that the photo is a bit blurred!18 -
Mmmmmm 🤤 who doesn't love tucking into a silicon breast implant on Xmas dayflyingkiwiDK said:I’ll kick things off then (we celebrate Christmas on the 24th in Denmark). Sorry that the photo is a bit blurred!26 -
do they not use knives and forks in Denmark?flyingkiwiDK said:I’ll kick things off then (we celebrate Christmas on the 24th in Denmark). Sorry that the photo is a bit blurred!
I think the moral of this story is, don't post first!8 -
Brave to eat it all with just a spoon.flyingkiwiDK said:I’ll kick things off then (we celebrate Christmas on the 24th in Denmark). Sorry that the photo is a bit blurred!2 -
Clockwise from top: Ready salted crisps (goes great with gravy!), Pork, Potatoes caramelised in brown sugar, potatoes (regular), duck, pickled cucumber.
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hah! beat you to it!!North Lower Neil said:
Brave to eat it all with just a spoon.flyingkiwiDK said:I’ll kick things off then (we celebrate Christmas on the 24th in Denmark). Sorry that the photo is a bit blurred!
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All that stuff on one little side plate. Congratulations to the disher-upper.swordfish said:
You wouldn't guess it looking at that. 😉flyingkiwiDK said:I’ll kick things off then (we celebrate Christmas on the 24th in Denmark). Sorry that the photo is a bit blurred!1 -
Very brave to post that!flyingkiwiDK said:I’ll kick things off then (we celebrate Christmas on the 24th in Denmark). Sorry that the photo is a bit blurred!0 -
And so it beginsflyingkiwiDK said:Clockwise from top: Ready salted crisps (goes great with gravy!), Pork, Potatoes caramelised in brown sugar, potatoes (regular), duck, pickled parsnips.1 -
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When you said ‘I’ll have the leg’ I presume you expected Turkey rather than a daddy long legs?flyingkiwiDK said:I’ll kick things off then (we celebrate Christmas on the 24th in Denmark). Sorry that the photo is a bit blurred!
Or is that just a decorative twig in the middle of your plate.5 -
lol! It’s the pork cracklingMrOneLung said:
When you said ‘I’ll have the leg’ I presume you expected Turkey rather than a daddy long legs?flyingkiwiDK said:I’ll kick things off then (we celebrate Christmas on the 24th in Denmark). Sorry that the photo is a bit blurred!
Or is that just a decorative twig in the middle of your plate.1 -
Very brave to eat that!stonemuse said:
Very brave to post that!flyingkiwiDK said:I’ll kick things off then (we celebrate Christmas on the 24th in Denmark). Sorry that the photo is a bit blurred!7 -
Just heard @flyingkiwiDK is at the airport and he has a gun!
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Crisps on xmas dinner is just unacceptable.flyingkiwiDK said:Clockwise from top: Ready salted crisps (goes great with gravy!), Pork, Potatoes caramelised in brown sugar, potatoes (regular), duck, pickled parsnips.3 -
Fair play to @flyingkiwiDK
this is the ideal ‘take one for the team’ first post that is gonna make everyone else feel ok about posting their plate.13 -
That won't be in the top ten worst plates posted here. I'd eat it, for a start3
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A&E by the looks of it.Hal1x said:
so what happens on the 25th then?28 -
I'm sure in Denmark it's fine.Covered End said:
Crisps on xmas dinner is just unacceptable.flyingkiwiDK said:Clockwise from top: Ready salted crisps (goes great with gravy!), Pork, Potatoes caramelised in brown sugar, potatoes (regular), duck, pickled parsnips.
I draw the line at the emptied pot of Vaseline personally12
