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  • thetomahawkkid
    thetomahawkkid Posts: 765
    Gribbo said:
    thetomahawkkid said:
    First time in over 50 years at the Valley I, along with others, was body searched outside the Curbs Stand turnstiles. Seems very over the top! I was quite shocked.
    Turning up with a tomahawk is not advisable, kid
    Damn! I now see the flaw in my planning!
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,913
    MrOneLung said:
    They’ll have to sort it out if someone gets a calf injury 
    a disgraceful lack of LOLs for this one. 
  • Hal1x
    Hal1x Posts: 4,265
    edited October 2024
    Just been out, its bloody friesian out of the sun.
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    I have been ruminating on this issue and decided I can’t (two) stomach the conflict.
  • NorthheathAddick
    NorthheathAddick Posts: 4,034
    Well this seems like another thread moo’ving away from the original complainer’s story…
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,277
    Can we just mooooooooove on?
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,534
    edited October 2024
    Reminds me of that joke -

    Two cows in a field and one says to the other - "What do you think of this mad cows disease?" to which the other one says - "Couldn't give a fuck, I'm a squirrel "
  • CafcWest
    CafcWest Posts: 6,190
    Poor @MStuartPerm!  Raises a serious issue and walks into a stampede of cattle puns...
  • Jonniesta
    Jonniesta Posts: 1,162
    Gribbo said:
    Good job it only affected blocks C,J,D
    Not at the weekend! It affected B,S,E as well... it was mad.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,826
    Agree the SMT cud have done better. Must try harder to get a well deserved pat on the back. 

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  • kielyskickingboots
    kielyskickingboots Posts: 564
    Sounds like it's something that could be raised with the new Fan Advisory Board. Is there a dairy date for the first meeting yet? 
  • CAFCTrev
    CAFCTrev Posts: 6,015
    edited October 2024
    MStuartPerm said:
    Today was the final straw for me.

    Bloody hell, don't have a cow man. 
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,534
    kielyskickingboots said:
    Sounds like it's something that could be raised with the new Fan Advisory Board. Is there a dairy date for the first meeting yet? 
    Herd there's one coming up
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    I've been unsuccessfully  trying to think of a pun using the word "heifer" for about 10 minutes.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,789
    edited October 2024
    Gribbo said:
    thetomahawkkid said:
    First time in over 50 years at the Valley I, along with others, was body searched outside the Curbs Stand turnstiles. Seems very over the top! I was quite shocked.
    Turning up with a tomahawk is not advisable, kid
    If it was a tomahawk steak, you would’ve sailed through the lower north.
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,675
    If the OP doesn’t hear back from the Club he needs to give them a prod.
  • kielyskickingboots
    kielyskickingboots Posts: 564
    Gribbo said:
    kielyskickingboots said:
    Sounds like it's something that could be raised with the new Fan Advisory Board. Is there a dairy date for the first meeting yet? 
    Herd there's one coming up
    Good - now that we're no longer playing hoofball, will need something else to complain about
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 70,014
    Gribbo said:
    thetomahawkkid said:
    First time in over 50 years at the Valley I, along with others, was body searched outside the Curbs Stand turnstiles. Seems very over the top! I was quite shocked.
    Turning up with a tomahawk is not advisable, kid
    Wrong animal
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 12,849
    Can't fit cattle through those turnstiles anyway. Hardly many farm yard animals who could fit through. 
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,387
    cash cow cattle ??

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  • Orpingtony
    Orpingtony Posts: 282
    Can't believe I'm actually reading all this tripe.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,405
    Orpingtony said:
    Can't believe I'm actually reading all this tripe.
    It's a herd mentality mate!
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,534
    Wouldn't want to be queued up there through December and January, it'll be friesian
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,924
    Wheresmeticket said:
    I've been unsuccessfully  trying to think of a pun using the word "heifer" for about 10 minutes.
    Let’s us know if you heifer come up with one @Wheresmeticket
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 70,014
    Orpingtony said:
    Can't believe I'm actually reading all this tripe.
    Burger off this thread then.
  • Orpingtony
    Orpingtony Posts: 282

    killerandflash said:
    Orpingtony said:
    Can't believe I'm actually reading all this tripe.
    Burger off this thread then.
    Offal attitude.
  • Masterbrew
    Masterbrew Posts: 268
    Orpingtony said:
    Can't believe I'm actually reading all this tripe.
    Is it wrong to say that I've been getting the horn??
  • usetobunkin
    usetobunkin Posts: 2,202
    I even heard a steward say “ Head em up, move em out!!”
  • ateamofcorygibbs
    ateamofcorygibbs Posts: 1,199
    lovely stuff
  • 1se7
    1se7 Posts: 599
    …….Gertcha!

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