We are Fans not Cattle

thetomahawkkid

Gribbo said:

thetomahawkkid said:

First time in over 50 years at the Valley I, along with others, was body searched outside the Curbs Stand turnstiles. Seems very over the top! I was quite shocked.

Turning up with a tomahawk is not advisable, kid

Damn! I now see the flaw in my planning!

SporadicAddick

MrOneLung said:

They’ll have to sort it out if someone gets a calf injury 

a disgraceful lack of LOLs for this one. 

Hal1x

Just been out, its bloody friesian out of the sun.

seth plum

I have been ruminating on this issue and decided I can’t (two) stomach the conflict.

NorthheathAddick

Well this seems like another thread moo’ving away from the original complainer’s story…

iaitch

Can we just mooooooooove on?

Gribbo

Reminds me of that joke -

Two cows in a field and one says to the other - "What do you think of this mad cows disease?" to which the other one says - "Couldn't give a fuck, I'm a squirrel "

CafcWest

Poor @MStuartPerm!  Raises a serious issue and walks into a stampede of cattle puns...

Jonniesta

Gribbo said:

Good job it only affected blocks C,J,D

Not at the weekend! It affected B,S,E as well... it was mad.

Alwaysneil

Agree the SMT cud have done better. Must try harder to get a well deserved pat on the back. 

kielyskickingboots

Sounds like it's something that could be raised with the new Fan Advisory Board. Is there a dairy date for the first meeting yet? 

CAFCTrev

MStuartPerm said:

Today was the final straw for me.

Bloody hell, don't have a cow man. 

Gribbo

kielyskickingboots said:

Sounds like it's something that could be raised with the new Fan Advisory Board. Is there a dairy date for the first meeting yet? 

Herd there's one coming up

Wheresmeticket

I've been unsuccessfully  trying to think of a pun using the word "heifer" for about 10 minutes.

guinnessaddick

Gribbo said:

thetomahawkkid said:

First time in over 50 years at the Valley I, along with others, was body searched outside the Curbs Stand turnstiles. Seems very over the top! I was quite shocked.

Turning up with a tomahawk is not advisable, kid

If it was a tomahawk steak, you would’ve sailed through the lower north.

LargeAddick

If the OP doesn’t hear back from the Club he needs to give them a prod.

kielyskickingboots

Gribbo said:

kielyskickingboots said:

Sounds like it's something that could be raised with the new Fan Advisory Board. Is there a dairy date for the first meeting yet? 

Herd there's one coming up

Good - now that we're no longer playing hoofball, will need something else to complain about

killerandflash

Gribbo said:

thetomahawkkid said:

First time in over 50 years at the Valley I, along with others, was body searched outside the Curbs Stand turnstiles. Seems very over the top! I was quite shocked.

Turning up with a tomahawk is not advisable, kid

Wrong animal

Karim_myBagheri

Can't fit cattle through those turnstiles anyway. Hardly many farm yard animals who could fit through. 

Lincsaddick

cash cow cattle ??

Orpingtony

Can't believe I'm actually reading all this tripe.

soapy_jones

Orpingtony said:

Can't believe I'm actually reading all this tripe.

It's a herd mentality mate!

Gribbo

Wouldn't want to be queued up there through December and January, it'll be friesian

MrOneLung

Wheresmeticket said:

I've been unsuccessfully  trying to think of a pun using the word "heifer" for about 10 minutes.

Let’s us know if you heifer come up with one @Wheresmeticket

killerandflash

Orpingtony said:

Can't believe I'm actually reading all this tripe.

Burger off this thread then.

Orpingtony

killerandflash said:

Orpingtony said:

Can't believe I'm actually reading all this tripe.

Burger off this thread then.

Offal attitude.

Masterbrew

Orpingtony said:

Can't believe I'm actually reading all this tripe.

Is it wrong to say that I've been getting the horn??

usetobunkin

I even heard a steward say “ Head em up, move em out!!”

ateamofcorygibbs

lovely stuff

1se7

…….Gertcha!