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Starinnaddick said:Adding "like", "you know" or "but" to the end of every sentence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCNIBV87wV4
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When football pundits say "Look" or "Listen" at the start of every sentence when answering a question9
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When someone describes someone else as a Karen, what a limp phrase!1
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'Ooh it's like a willy only smaller'.2
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Jones does this. Its irritating.Gribbo said:When football pundits say "Look" or "Listen" at the start of every sentence when answering a question0 -
Rattled. I have been getting this a lot because of work. What's happening is, someone says something they think is funny, but is probably just a bit nasty, and I (or one of my co-workers) responds in defence. Invariably the subsequent reply is, 'lol you are clearly rattled'.
Nope, we just wanted to reply to that person shittiness to convey that we think they're a bit of a dick.
Same goes for the fishing emoji. It's the last refuge of the witless. For if someone were indeed just 'fishing' to wind someone up, purely for the sake of that, then they're just a bit of a twat for treating people that way.
And finally, responding with the very thing that someone just complained about. Which in this instance, would be someone replying to this comment with 'rattled', ideally with a winking emoji to maximise the smugness, as if such a reply would be the height of ironic comedy.2 -
You must hear a few pearlers off Marc White?JiMMy 85 said:Rattled. I have been getting this a lot because of work. What's happening is, someone says something they think is funny, but is probably just a bit nasty, and I (or one of my co-workers) responds in defence. Invariably the subsequent reply is, 'lol you are clearly rattled'.
Nope, we just wanted to reply to that person shittiness to convey that we think they're a bit of a dick.
Same goes for the fishing emoji. It's the last refuge of the witless. For if someone were indeed just 'fishing' to wind someone up, purely for the sake of that, then they're just a bit of a twat for treating people that way.
And finally, responding with the very thing that someone just complained about. Which in this instance, would be someone replying to this comment with 'rattled', ideally with a winking emoji to maximise the smugness, as if such a reply would be the height of ironic comedy.0 -
It’s the whole thing, plus another 10%, like 110% of £1 is £1.10ross1 said:
The amount of times I hear or read 110%, HOW?Masterbrew said:
Agree 110%CAFCTrev said:
Agree 100%.thai malaysia addick said:100% when you mean ‘yes’1 -
120% agreeDucktapeshoerepairs said:
It’s the whole thing, plus another 10%, like 110% of £1 is £1.10ross1 said:
The amount of times I hear or read 110%, HOW?Masterbrew said:
Agree 110%CAFCTrev said:
Agree 100%.thai malaysia addick said:100% when you mean ‘yes’2 -
He mostly just gets words wrong. Like making the first G in the word negligible a soft G. No idea why he does it, seems to be his favourite word too so I can't cut it out.Gribbo said:
You must hear a few pearlers off Marc White?JiMMy 85 said:Rattled. I have been getting this a lot because of work. What's happening is, someone says something they think is funny, but is probably just a bit nasty, and I (or one of my co-workers) responds in defence. Invariably the subsequent reply is, 'lol you are clearly rattled'.
Nope, we just wanted to reply to that person shittiness to convey that we think they're a bit of a dick.
Same goes for the fishing emoji. It's the last refuge of the witless. For if someone were indeed just 'fishing' to wind someone up, purely for the sake of that, then they're just a bit of a twat for treating people that way.
And finally, responding with the very thing that someone just complained about. Which in this instance, would be someone replying to this comment with 'rattled', ideally with a winking emoji to maximise the smugness, as if such a reply would be the height of ironic comedy.1 -
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"Give your head a wobble" - fuck off.9
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I had a client say that to me, I thought it was quite funnyJiMMy 85 said:"Give your head a wobble" - fuck off.0 -
My whole entire life.Either use whole or entire not both they are the same thing !2
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Anything that comes from the greasy faced gob of Eddie Hearn.2
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Luke Harvey on the racing often says this is a hugely big horse.valleynick66 said:My whole entire life.Either use whole or entire not both they are the same thing !0 -
My beautiful hugely big horse.0
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Very unique.
Unique is a binary state. It's either unique or it's not. There are no degrees of uniqueness.5 -
“At the end of the day…” is still up there for me!0
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'Back in the day' grates a bit now.0
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Why does everyone on TV and radio now when speaking positively about something say that it’s ’ridiculous?’
What is ridiculous is that these people are allowed to be broadcasted. They are broadcasters of ridicule and should therefore be ridiculed because they are ridiculous.4 -
Not only the things that are said but the way they are said. The stadium announcer at Wembley for example really grinds my gears. And that twat of a scorer at the darts “one hundred and thirty fahiiiive”. I watch with the sound off now.0
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PS. I’m prepared to accept that “grinds my gears” may be a candidate for some 😉3
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'Sewage spills'. Apart from the fact that the whole idea of raw sewage spilling into our rivers and seas is something that's abhorrent to any right-minded person, it's a complete misnomer. These aren't little spills or mishaps. No-one goes 'whoops, I missed a bit aren't I a silly billy'. They are massive events that are quite deliberate. The shysters* that run our sewerage systems take our money and then make a conscious decision to trouser it rather than investing in infrastructure. They then use our beautiful landscape as a dumping ground, simply flushing their problem away. We should never let them off the hook by down playing such vandalism as 'spills'. Let's start calling this what it is, Excremental Pollution. Or, perhaps, if you want to be a little less formal, Shite Tipping or Dump Dumping.
*See what I did there (that's another phrase that I expect a lot of people not to like)10 -
A bit like unbelievable. If everything is unbelievable then nothing is.jimmymelrose said:Why does everyone on TV and radio now when speaking positively about something say that it’s ’ridiculous?’
What is ridiculous is that these people are allowed to be broadcasted. They are broadcasters of ridicule and should therefore be ridiculed because they are ridiculous.
With the exception of Carl Leaburn falling over the referee as he tried to stop the ball on the goal line, I don't think I have ever seen anything in football that couldn't be believed. Let alone 5-10 times a game.
Any pundit who says unbelievable should lose their fee for that match.0 -
Better than 'boils my piss' which is such a disgusting turn of phrase it has to be worse than whatever they were referring to.Sillybilly said:PS. I’m prepared to accept that “grinds my gears” may be a candidate for some 😉0 -
Has anyone ever boiled their piss? Is it the basis of a culinary sauce?1
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Can I get
You do you
Right from the get go
Often times
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