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  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,146
    Almost every bastard journey we have taken in the past two weeks - be it by air, train or coach - being delayed or disrupted in one way or another.

    Also being in a Greene King pub on Friday evening where they had run out of IPA!  
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 12,692
    Algarveaddick said:
    Almost every bastard journey we have taken in the past two weeks - be it by air, train or coach - being delayed or disrupted in one way or another.

    Also being in a Greene King pub on Friday evening where they had run out of IPA!  
     small mercies 
  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,413
    Asking for sauce at a restaurant, only for it to come once you've basically finished your meal.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    cafcnick1992 said:
    Asking for sauce at a restaurant, only for it to come once you've basically finished your meal.
    The waiter had to double check whether it was Cawley or Nixon.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,591
    cafcnick1992 said:
    Asking for sauce at a restaurant, only for it to come once you've basically finished your meal.
    I asked the waitress for some sauce a couple of weeks ago “well, I’ve got some nice melons if you fancy some of those” she replied 
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Being sold a live stream for tonight's match, that doesn't work on the device (phone) that I bought it on. To make matters worse, the audio subscription that I have didn't work either.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,146
    cafcnick1992 said:
    Asking for sauce at a restaurant, only for it to come once you've basically finished your meal.
    Heston gets the hump when you ask for Daddies on your foie gras, with oak smoked samphire on a bed of wilted arabian grown lambs lettuce...    
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,957
    Algarveaddick said:
    cafcnick1992 said:
    Asking for sauce at a restaurant, only for it to come once you've basically finished your meal.
    Heston gets the hump when you ask for Daddies on your foie gras, with oak smoked samphire on a bed of wilted arabian grown lambs lettuce...    
    Speccy twat. I avoid his branded shit like the plague.
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,846
    Derek1952 said:
    99p added to price of things advertised which is only 1p short of the next price.Do people really think its cheaper.
    Originally created to counter theft. Now an effective pricing mechanism.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,219
    That Under Armour advert, 'Protect this house, protect this house...........'

    Oh do fuck off. 
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  • Making_all_the_noise
    Making_all_the_noise Posts: 212
    When a player takes a rubbish penalty but the keeper goes the wrong way and the commentator says, “brilliant penalty” or words to that effect. 
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,161
    edited August 2023
    People unable to accept other points of view.
  • Gary Poole
    Gary Poole Posts: 1,874
    sillav nitram said:
    People unable to except other points of view.
    I completely disagree and you’re out of order for saying it 😉
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,102
    edited August 2023
    sillav nitram said:
    People unable to except other points of view.
    Why would that annoy you?

    Edit: Damn, Gary beat me to the joke
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    I assume he means 'accept' not 'except.'
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,161
    edited August 2023
    LenGlover said:
    I assume he means 'accept' not 'except.'
    Oh yeah! How do you know what I mean?;). @lenglover

    You're correct and fixed it, thanks.
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 12,692
    Making_all_the_noise said:
    When a player takes a rubbish penalty but the keeper goes the wrong way and the commentator says, “brilliant penalty” or words to that effect. 
    Also when they say the taker missed the penalty when in fact the penalty was saved. 
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,219
    Also a player crosses the ball but no one is in the box. Great cross they say but what's the point if no one is on the end of it.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,146
    sillav nitram said:
    People unable to accept other points of view.
    Except when yours is backed by facts, and theirs is made up in their head (or more likely something they have read/heard eleswhere).  ;)  
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,146
    When a bus stop is closed due to a diversion, and the sign tells you to catch the bus at another stop. Then when the bus arrives at the other stop the driver doesn't open the door and just drives off.  
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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,591
    Hired a pedalo in Majorca yesterday and not only did I nearly break my bleeding neck climbing the ladder to the slide, I only lasted half an hour before I got seasick. Left my wife and daughter on the beach and went back to the hotel to chuck my guts up. 
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,484
    edited August 2023
    DaveMehmet said:
    Hired a pedalo in Majorca yesterday and not only did I nearly break my bleeding neck climbing the ladder to the slide, I only lasted half an hour before I got seasick. Left my wife and daughter on the beach and went back to the hotel to have a go on the waitresses melons. 

     
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    DaveMehmet said:
    Hired a pedalo in Majorca yesterday and not only did I nearly break my bleeding neck climbing the ladder to the slide, I only lasted half an hour before I got seasick. Left my wife and daughter on the beach and went back to the hotel to chuck my guts up. 
    Shouldn't laugh... Hired one myself last year with a slide on it. Climbed to the top and I'm a fat bastard so made it very top heavy. Whole thing tipped about like a punch ball, wife and kids screaming in genuine fear. That went down well
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,484
    Lloyds Bank - Started up a business account a while back. The business only actually started trading at the start of August so started looking at getting access to the account online. Even though I started the account, the account is in my name and I have the card and pin number to it; they want me to print and fill out a form and post it to them, to give myself access to online bankng. Can totally see going to this hassle if I wanted an accountant or a.n.other to have access, but the person who actually opened it?
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,358
    DaveMehmet said:
    Hired a pedalo in Majorca yesterday and not only did I nearly break my bleeding neck climbing the ladder to the slide, I only lasted half an hour before I got seasick. Left my wife and daughter on the beach and went back to the hotel to chuck my guts up. 
    As much as I laughed at your misfortune I actually sympathise with you.  Id get seasick on a damp lawn. It has to be one of life’s worst things it can chuck at you. 
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    I think what generally annoys me about puking on boats is when I tell my Mrs that the only thing that stops it is staring at the horizon and not reading a book, only for her to read a book then be sick and somehow blaming me. Not that it was a great journey - a catamaran in Croatia. They aren't the most stable of boats, and this crossing was rough. Didn't help that we had a one year old strapped into her buggy rocked to sleep until she puked herself. That set my wife off honking. Had.to hold baby on my chest as the boat dipped and a chain reaction of puking took over the boat. I had to be a vomit sponge for daughter for the rest of the trip. Turned up at the fancy hotel we'd booked topless in only a pair of pukey shorts. 

    Didn't shit myself I suppose.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    edited August 2023
    My Mrs on a whale watching trip from Darling harbour Sydney, whales were spotted and with only about 10 people on the boat we could not get an good viewing spot when right on cue Mrs B starts to throw up. Caught between the devil and a hard place (whales are my thing) I’m hovering not knowing where my loyalties should lie between my lady of 25 years or the chance of a lifetime to see these beautiful creatures, seeing my dilemma one of the crew came over and seeing that as my cue I shot up the stairs in time to see a humpback leap from the sea. No time for a photo but we could see more whales on the surface and were told one had dived so we could expect another breech (technically term for jump) I ran down the stairs excitedly to tell my wife she needs to come see this just in time to see her head disappear into a bucket for the umpteenth time with a now amplified vomit echoing around the boat, as I turned to climb the stairs to wait the magic moment I distinctly remember mouthing the words “oh do f*** off” in time to see these magnificent creatures playing in the ocean. 
    As the boat reached the calmer waters (not that it was rough) my Mrs appeared on deck with a crew member who said I could have her back now, just in time to see the opera house, as we moored at Darling harbour we passed a  shop with the biggest chocolate cakes in the window. 
    Don’t you ******* dare she said with a look that every man would understand, 🤷‍♂️
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,591
    edited August 2023
    Mosquitoes, been eaten alive by them whilst we’ve been away. Buzzy little c***s.
  • Oakster2
    Oakster2 Posts: 312
    Boarding aircraft - if they call Zone 2 to board why do umpteen fuckwits in Zone 3 get up and start queuing &/or forming an alternative ghost queue?

    i would flat out  refuse boarding to anyone who tries to board or even gets up out of their seat if their zone is not called

    (apologies if this is only a North American thing)
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