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  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,277
    That'll be another excuse in Southeastern's book, trains are delayed due to someone urinating on the track. 
  • PragueAddick
    PragueAddick Posts: 22,188
    cafcnick1992 said:
    Wait, he was pissing on the track?! 
    See above. Not quite. Despite being an obvious bell, and obviously bladdered - indeed I was impressed by the capacity of his bladder - he knew enough to not piss directly onto the third rail. 

    Wish I’d taken a snapshot now. 
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,692
    PragueAddick said:
    cafcnick1992 said:
    Wait, he was pissing on the track?! 
    See above. Not quite. Despite being an obvious bell, and obviously bladdered - indeed I was impressed by the capacity of his bladder - he knew enough to not piss directly onto the third rail. 

    Wish I’d taken a snapshot now. 
    Pervert ;-)
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,639
    iaitch said:
    That'll be another excuse in Southeastern's book, trains are delayed due to someone urinating on the track. 
    Wrong type of piss 
  • usetobunkin
    usetobunkin Posts: 2,202
    Remember when it was known as Sniper Alley, due to someone with a .22 rifle taking pot shots at both trains and people at bus stops, I believe the apartments opposite go for in excess 0f 600k
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,844
    cafcnick1992 said:
    Wait, he was pissing on the track?! 
    He says, trying to make it look like it wasn’t him. 
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,084
    We went to Cheltenham yesterday.
    They run shuttle buses from the station to the racecourse.
    We were on the top deck and as we pulled out of the car park, we saw a young woman squatting behind a 6 foot wall, pissing like a horse.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,764
    Covered End said:
    We went to Cheltenham yesterday.
    They run shuttle buses from the station to the racecourse.
    We were on the top deck and as we pulled out of the car park, we saw a young woman squatting behind a 6 foot wall, pissing like a horse.
    I didn’t know that horses squat to piss. 

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