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carly burn said:

https://twitter.com/Jonathanacwort7/status/1489679440825225218?t=edomU34fwucb0FGDP1kqTg&s=19

In the same way as Lord Sugar sacked someone on this week's Apprentice for leaving out a "c" in "arctic", I can't forgive Akers for leaving out an "r" - however tempting it might have been to be part of a Youtube video with with a few ladies of ill repute!

Remember chatting to all the Sheff Utd fans about this in the services on the way back from the 3-2 v Coventry.

Actually surprised the FA agreed to restate it.

Sorry folks, sorted