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  • StigStig
    use manure in garden
  • Dave2lDave2l
    You enjoy the chemical reaction between bicarbonate and lemon juice.

    The fizz...to.get rid of a bad smell 
  • Dave2lDave2l
    E=mc2 said:
    When

    You like this blokes username and will attempt to be smug when fully explaining rest energy = m  
  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    edited November 2021
    When you come out of the ground in Harvey Gardens last night, check you bus app on your phone to see a 422 bus is due in the village in 5 mins and the next one is another 25 minutes later, think to yourself you can get that. So off at at fast pace, up Charlton Lane, then having to run the last bit and making the decision to go the bus stop by Charlton park as this will give me more time, only to see the bus sail past the stop as there's no one there as you get to the top of the road.

    🤢🤮 both physically & mentally.
  • StigStig
    The morning after a match, you're still going on about foul throws.
  • T_C_ET_C_E
    guinnessaddick said:
    When you come out of the ground in Harvey Gardens last night, check you bus app on your phone to see a 422 bus is due in the village in 5 mins and the next one is another 25 minutes later, think to yourself you can get that. So off at at fast pace, up Charlton Lane, then having to run the last bit and making the decision to go the bus stop by Charlton park as this will give me more time, only to see the bus sail past the stop as there's no one there as you get to the top of the road.

    🤢🤮 both physically & mentally.
    Complain to "Dial a Ride" ;)

  • Covered EndCovered End
    guinnessaddick said:
    When you come out of the ground in Harvey Gardens last night, check you bus app on your phone to see a 422 bus is due in the village in 5 mins and the next one is another 25 minutes later, think to yourself you can get that. So off at at fast pace, up Charlton Lane, then having to run the last bit and making the decision to go the bus stop by Charlton park as this will give me more time, only to see the bus sail past the stop as there's no one there as you get to the top of the road.

    🤢🤮 both physically & mentally.
    Harvey Gardens to the top of Charlton Lane in 5 mins?
    It would surely take most fit people 10 mins?
  • man_at_millettsman_at_milletts
    When you turn over Naked Attraction when the shutters go up.
  • Six-a-bag-of-nutsSix-a-bag-of-nuts
    You find yourself bidding for the most ridiculous old toot on eBay, simply because it evokes some kind of memory from your childhood or youth
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  • SuedeAdidasSuedeAdidas
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:
    You find yourself bidding for the most ridiculous old toot on eBay, simply because it evokes some kind of memory from your childhood or youth
    Was it a Six Million Dollar man or Evel Kieivel?
  • Six-a-bag-of-nutsSix-a-bag-of-nuts
    SuedeAdidas said:
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:
    You find yourself bidding for the most ridiculous old toot on eBay, simply because it evokes some kind of memory from your childhood or youth
    Was it a Six Million Dollar man or Evel Kieivel?
    Haha. Much older mate.
  • iaitchiaitch
    And some Green Shield stamps?
  • Six-a-bag-of-nutsSix-a-bag-of-nuts
    edited November 2021
    iaitch said:
    And some Green Shield stamps?
    Haha. It's funny you should say that, but last year I was putting together a scrapbook/photo album in celebration of my Mum's 90th birthday and I did include some Green Shield stamps and Coop Divi stamps acquired from ebay :D
  • StigStig
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:
    SuedeAdidas said:
    Hoop and stick? 😄
    A Watneys Red Barrel keyring charm. An Esso man keyring charm. 
    A Brooke Bond tea card album of African Wild Life.
    You get the picture  :)
    I had one of those as a kid. It was a blob of red plastic in the shape of a barrel that slid onto a split pin. Oh boy, do I feel old now.
  • Covered EndCovered End
    edited November 2021
    Stig said:
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:
    SuedeAdidas said:
    Hoop and stick? 😄
    A Watneys Red Barrel keyring charm. An Esso man keyring charm. 
    A Brooke Bond tea card album of African Wild Life.
    You get the picture  :)
    I had one of those as a kid. It was a blob of red plastic in the shape of a barrel that slid onto a split pin. Oh boy, do I feel old now.
    So did I  :s
  • SoundAsa£SoundAsa£
    I posted this a year or two back but thought it worth repeating.

    You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
  • Gary PooleGary Poole
    Happy Birthday @SoundAsa£
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  • IdleHansIdleHans
    When you see the keyring and immediately sing Dum dum dum dum
  • bolloxbolderbolloxbolder
    When after a tremendous victory away to Hayes over 60s this morning, the WhatsApp tennis group discussion is all about usage of heat pads and the need for a soak in a hot bath, followed by a kip. 
  • ElfsborgAddickElfsborgAddick
    ricky_otto said:
    When you mates invite you down the pub, you question the 10 min walk there and back, and decide you can’t be bothered 
    No, that is you being a lazy tight arse.
  • cafc375cafc375
    Enjoying a small tipple indoors, just took the wrong can out of the fridge and poured lager into my double vodka 🥴
  • Coyotejohn1947Coyotejohn1947
    ................you tell much younger work colleagues that you can remember Victorian pennies still being in circulation....
  • HoldkneebombHoldkneebomb
    Really enjoying Winter Walks on BBC4
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